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Celebrities › Re: Pato Laments, Opens Up On What Adult Film Actors Really Earn In Nigeria by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:31am On Sep 12

fergie001:
He is gifted but baba no sabi, make we no lie!

Been looking for this comment since.

Never seen a model he took to Valhalla.
Na to just dey hammer blindly like a rabbit.

Make him go learn from switcøck and Xavier thick dem.

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Politics › Re: "My Remark About Peter Obi Was Taken Out Of Context" – Datti Baba-Ahmed by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 3:53pm On Sep 11

This is what happens when you won't stop talking like a parrot; gossiping like a woman all over the place.

Datti is not vying for any elective positions that we know of, neither is he the spokesperson or frontline représentative of any party or influential candidate at present.

But he just won't stop disturbing everybody with things that happened in 2023 or positing opinions and figures we have no business listening to.

Man should just siddon one place and let the present contenders breathe.

We have enough aspirants and spokespersons to listen to.

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Politics › Re: 2027: "Step Down For Us, We'll Take Care Of You If We Win" – Kwankwaso To Atiku by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 8:10am On Sep 11

yarimo:
Before kwankwaso joining NDC he was a smart politician, immediately he join NDC everything about smartness is gone . Imagine you will take care of ATIKU a former vice president as in how ?

As a SITTING vice President.

You wan hug transformer?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Straight Of Bab El-Mandeb And The Coming Fuel Price Increase by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:40am On Sep 11

saintmm:
If this is true, the response of western countries in few years to come will be massive spending in building a world beyond oil.
They have been shouting climate change but the world is been half hearted about it, now they are moving to support their point with economic and political reasons , moving it beyond just environmental.this may be an agenda to reduce the importance of Africa and Mid-East in the world energy sector hence, shifting and redefining monopoly.

Is Africa ready for an economy beyond oil?

Is Nigeria ready to stop lootocracy and unproductive political grandstanding to real make a nation that works in the world after oil?

If this information is true, then, Nigeria will be recolonized!

Africa has never been ready for anything.

The rest of the world should move on and not allow us drag them back.

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Politics › Re: I Will Continue With Tinubu's Policy On Floating Of The Naira - Peter Obi by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 2:47pm On Sep 10

omenka:
Just listen to the vacuum. If he's not busy paroting what's already on ground, you find him genuflecting to Nigerians emotionally- from washing toilets to eating with Almajiris.

Gringori stands tall in the hall of fame of emptiness.

Did you read the question he was asked?

Politics › Re: I Will Continue With Tinubu's Policy On Floating Of The Naira - Peter Obi by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 2:46pm On Sep 10

DEXTROVERT:
If I were a serious presidential candidate... Challenging Tinubu today...
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‎My two biggest promises would be to return subsidy to pre-2023 level... and pegging the Naira....
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‎Atiku tried but he is scared of putting out a figure...
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‎Sowore and the SDP guys are inconsequential...
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‎Even though Tinubu is in pole position... Atiku and Obi have some base....
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‎If I were in their shoes....I will promise taking fuel to N300.....
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‎To actualize these ...the Naira must be pegged...
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‎I will peg it at N300 to a dollar.... by fiat....
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‎Tinubu has amassed enough reserve to defend the Naira for at least two years...
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‎today a litre of fuel is equivalent to a dollar...
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‎So I won't be paying subsidy.... but simply defending Naira with Tinubu and cardoso sweat...
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‎Leadership is not rocket science... on the day of my swearing in.... I will do opposite of what Tinubu did in Eagle square....
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‎" Subsidy is Back "
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‎There would be jubilation across Nigeria...
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‎Many would be taking their dead and abandoned generator to repair...
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‎In the first one year .... petrol sellers would definitely be selling old stock.... so reducing fuel from N1300 to N300 would take time...
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‎I would immediately set up taskforce to crackdown on the shylock marketers...
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‎Fuel scarcity would return in full force...
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‎" leading is not rocket science"...
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‎Nigerians would groan...in queue at NNPCL stations... why black market keep prices at N1500+..
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‎in solidarity....I will join them in fuel queues...
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‎After one year... normalcy return... in my 3rd year in office FX reserve is gone.... I no longer have institutions ready to give me dollar.... dollar scarcity returns...... Aboki becomes the king again...

Aboki can exchange their dollar for N2000 ...but official rate is N300.... If you don't see it anywhere for N300 pretend you are seeing it.... Nothing is actually real in life..
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‎Under Tinubu $1billion received from crude sales gives Nigeria N1.3 trillion...
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‎But under my govt.... it becomes N300 billion.....
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‎So all these shout of govs getting too much money disappear.... so they go back to the rosy era of not paying salaries...
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govs and their family will be hungry...
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‎Imported goods will be very cheap... A bag of foreign rice would be sold for N15k.. Local industries would close shops..
‎But I would advice their workers to embrace farming..... that's our destiny...
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‎Let's leave industrialization for oyibo...
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‎of course tax revenue will crash as imports crush all local industries...
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‎That is no big deal...as there would be no money for politicians to l00t....
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‎Minimum wage should go back to N20,000.... Labor would resist it.... but..
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‎" Leadership is not rocket science"
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‎I promised 4 years term...
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‎When CBN dollar dry up...
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‎Fuel scarcity returns....
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‎industries dried up....
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‎Salaries stopped....
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‎Construction works stops...
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‎protest everywhere.....
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‎I will travel abroad for two weeks...
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‎Shave my beard....
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‎When I return.... they can call me ghost and Igwe from Congo...
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‎After my tenure.... I leave my successor to either clean up the mess I left behind or swim inside the mess.
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‎Afterall " leadership is not rocket science"
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‎Anyone who thinks leadership is rocket science is the reason why the Urhobos say....
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‎It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu...
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‎Proverbs are not for kids...
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You know nothing about politics and governance.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Hits Three Iranian Oil Tankers After Saying Its Warships Were Targeted by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:37pm On Sep 06

NOETHNICITY:
Iran giving US wotowoto. I’m enjoying my popcorn while watching this drama

Lol.

Where's motjaba, the Supreme ~~Cardboard~~ Leader?

Politics › Re: Yobe Woman Advises Tinubu Campaigners To Wear Helmet by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:13am On Sep 04

kingbee90:
Very soon, even DATA BOIZ who reside in Lagos, will start wearing helmets during campaign because people nor get joy in the streets.

Imagine meeting Yarimo one-on-one on a lonely street...

Career › Re: The Only Two People Doing Well In Nigeria Currently by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:11am On Sep 04

Winnerrrr:
but is it a job young people can do?
i mean it costs a lot to buy a bus which is quiet unreachable for young people today

There's HP (hire purchase) arrangement for such.
Are you from the South East?

Career › Re: The Only Two People Doing Well In Nigeria Currently by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:15pm On Sep 03

Winnerrrr:
but bro most of the ones i dey see look wretched and hungry.

imagine being a driver under the hot sun, no AC, shouting at your fellow driver hurting your esophagus and throat through out the day.

plus you have a wife, sick mom, 4 children to cater for and god save you if you’re not on hire purchase.

Drivers dey hold bar o

Na park life and herd mentality dey make dem no save money.

If you dey stay one place, no dey womanise, no dey take alcohol or abuse substances and no dey fancy too many friends or bothering to impress people, nwanne you go save millions and have a reasonable estate to your name through driving.

Ask ordinary keke how much dem dey pay their principals every week on top HP arrangement.

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Jokes Etc › Re: The Biggest Irony On The Internet by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 1:32pm On Aug 28

Imalwayshorny:
It happen whenever I want to login to my nairaland account

Carry fowl and hot drinks go appease Seun.

Travel › Re: Pilot’s Perfect Rooftop Rescue In Nepal Flood Goes Viral(Photos/Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 1:26pm On Aug 28

nairalanda1:
Thank God Nigeria does not have things like earthquake, glacier, etc etc...palava go dey for ground

We for done finish.

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Health › Re: Russian Man Dies After Contracting Malaria in Nigeria by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:36am On Aug 28

Manfromlasvegas:
Easy for us to forget how quite lethal malaria is, due to how over exposed we have become to it. It is to us----- black west africans------ nothing more than a minor plaything. Familiarity breeds contempt, so they say and no where else is this axiom more true.
RIP to the Russian.

Omo, you write beautifully.
Just brought a smile to my face this morning.

By the way, avoid MrCork1.
No let am infect you, na beg I dey beg.

Politics › Re: Hausa People Pillars Of Nigeria’s Progress – Peter Obi by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 1:05pm On Aug 27

iHart:
Very correct. People who control Thier mineral resources in the north, still control crude oil in the south, still control politics and still controls terrorism in the country. Why won't they be pillars of the country?

Do you know the difference between Hausas and Fulanis ?

Politics › Re: Hausa People Pillars Of Nigeria’s Progress – Peter Obi by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 1:02pm On Aug 27

Richtaiwo:
Really?

I thought it is Hausa that is setting Nigeria backward. So when did we arrive at the latest observation? Abi na normal lamba because of 2027 election that Peter Obi will go home with black eye?

Na Fulani dey drag everyone backward around the world and you know it.

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Family › Re: Hired Man Who Failed To Impregnate Friend's Wife After 77 Trials Sued (Throwback by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:30am On Aug 27

emmy512:
There should be a dedicated tv channel
Called “ Mad Tales from East Africa “
Cos the type of stories I hear from there I would never imagine it

There.
Fixed that.

Business › Re: Okin Biscuits Resumes Production After 17 Years by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:18am On Aug 27

9jaBloke:
No rebranding please. Just make it exactly how we knew it. Same taste, same size, same texture and nylon.

Thank you

I wish someone gave Digestive biscuits this sound advice.

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Politics › Re: Man Sprays ₦200 Notes From Moving Car, Viral Video Sparks Outrage (photos/ by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:08pm On Aug 25

"Breaking Bad" movie comes to mind.

If you know, you know.

Politics › Re: Yari: APC Will Rule Nigeria Beyond 2031 by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:02pm On Aug 25

AMINDA:
My neighbour has 4 wives and 40 children. They are all voting Atiku.

You mean you live with a guinea pig.
Is that something to brag about?

Politics › Re: Yari: APC Will Rule Nigeria Beyond 2031 by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:54am On Aug 25

AMINDA:
Whoever will return subsidy in 2027 has my vote.

If Obi says no to subsidy, I’ll gladly vote for Atiku.

If BAT returns subsidy, I will vote BAT.

My candidate is SUBSIDY!!!

Guy you have only one vote.

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Technology Market › Re: Why Are Major Corporate Offices And Estates Still Using Paper Logbooks In 2026? by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:28pm On Aug 24

Dijita:
You made your point but it is not limited to Nigeria. There are many places in the US including doctor's offices where paper log as still the order of the day

You mean Nigerians should never pioneer anything?
You mean until the whole world moves on, Nigeria has to remain stuck in the woods?

Unu na-agwucha ike

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Food › Re: Yams From The Gutter: The Viral Lagos Video That’s Sparking Hygiene Outrage (pix by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:10pm On Aug 24

Watianoengineer:
If the federal government decides to clamp down on such despicable acts, Peter Obi will release press statement about how Tinubu is killing local businesses and making the masses suffer.

If these happen, then that man Obi will be the definition of hypocrisy.

They should have taught you logic in 200L but like BAT, you didn't even pass through kindergarten.

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Politics › Re: "2027: Vote For Competence, Not Religion" - Sheikh Daurawa Counters Jingir by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:36pm On Aug 23

What exactly is this imaginary strife between Christians and Muslims in Nigeria?

There are atheists, animists, Jews, ATR adherents, polytheists and so on in Nigeria but somehow, hardcore islamists are always tearing their clothes over Christians wen no send them.

The day they eventually push Christians to the wall and force radical evangelists to galvanize disgruntled believers into picking up arms for crusades is the day this madness will end.

For now, let them keep pushing.
Its only a matter of time.

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Explains What He'll Do In The First 2 Years Of His Second Term by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:30pm On Aug 23

EponObi:
Q: What would you do in the first two years of your second term?

THE CLUELESS GRASS CUTTER: "Thank you very much for that question, Seun, Seun, Seun, it's not rocket science. It's failure of leadership. There are only three countries in the world that hit the ground running in two years. Vietnam, Indonesia, Egypt. As of now oo, I don't know if there will be more tomorrow. But today, there are only three. Seun, Seun, let me get there first. I'm telling you. It's not rocket science. Seun, Seun, the first two year, I will visit all the local governments in Nigeria to know their problem. I will visit all the schools in Nigeria too. Seun, Seun, Seun, when last did our leaders visit our schools? I will enter the bush and clear the grass. Are the bushes not in Nigeria? Hummm... Seun, Seun, the kidnappers must come out. Seun, it's either I'm in control or they are in control."

For your mind now you done comment abi?

Crime › Re: One-chance Robbers Caught By Soldiers In Port-harcourt by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:42pm On Aug 23

Reference:
That soldier in the video should be more careful with his rifle if it is loaded with live ammunition. If the weapon is not entirely serviceable and a round goes off at that range it will pass through both the lady suspect and the vehicle and kill anyone in the living e of sight.

It is very risky and naive to stand so closely around such a scene.

He's a soldier, not a policeman or vigilante.
Clearly he knows about the real-time state of his rifle.

Rest.

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Politics › Re: ‘Fake Agency’ Boss, George Nwabueze Fights Back With Appointment Letter by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:29pm On Aug 23

Lol.

After the fallout that greeted the last exposé, they now had to look for an Igbo man and tag the agency under him as fake.

Wetin Igbos do una for Nigeria abeg?

Over to the SGF.
Na you sign this appointement letter abi no be you sign?

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Family › Re: Would You Marry Your Present Partner In Your Next Life? by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:31am On Aug 23

Currently gat no partner.

But when I'm marrying, it'll definitely be a slim, cute fair complexioned or charcoal black beauty from the best of families.

And, yeah, I'll marry her over and over again even in ten lifetimes.

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Travel › Re: Enugu State Upgrades Its Transport Sector With CNG Buses, Roads, Terminals by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:53am On Aug 23

Abia and Enugu seem to be the only SE states that got lucky in the last gubernatorial elections.

See Abia where no one in his right senses is ready to contest against Otti.

The remaining governors are content with being good party men, being politically correct and connecting to the center.

They will share rice and money next year and receive the Osun treatment.

May more Ottis and Mbahs happen to South East states come next year's general elections.

Isee

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Going To Resist APC; A Quiet, Bloodless Revolution - Dele Momodu by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:45pm On Aug 18

Emekaonline:
Just like you or do you have million votes?

Compared to sensible Nigerians who are fed up with the Bull in Aso Rock's china shop, your vote is mere piss in the ocean.

Funny enough, Tinubu's supporters will be busy pushing live propaganda online or deployed as thugs and ballot box snatchers while Nigerians will be busy voting.

Abobi this election go sweet die.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Going To Resist APC; A Quiet, Bloodless Revolution - Dele Momodu by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:39pm On Aug 18

Chucks13:
See who is talking? Revolution for who. You are just nobody so your smear campaign means nothing. That your revolution is it Atiku your boss you want to do it for or that stew-pid obi you want to do it for or who?

Don't bring quiet revolution cus it will not stand pls let do confrontation revolution free for all and let's see who body go pain pass?

In 2023 46k of us entered Abj daring obi supporters to come out to the street and let's do the free for all to shock the world they ran away and hide on social media talking bla bla bla.

Pls after 2027 done, sealed pls let's meet in Abj Eagle square on free for all as we challenged you in 2023 pls get yourselves prepare biko we have be looking for such opportunity since 2023.

We don't make mouth and noise on social media we full ground well prepared bring your revolution we we contain you outrightly.

"Devil say hin wan visit you you dey say no space if na your nose space dey na their hin go stay by force by force"

So, you have really decided to achieve nothing in life apart from foaming in the mouth willing to kill and die for politicians wen no go ever sabi your name for this life?

The Great Calamity of Iraigbiji will be retired come next year by sensible Nigerians who have serious plans for their lives.

Votes must count and only the most popular contender shall be declared winner.

"Bring horse, dem go bring tortoise.
But las las, na you go be the yawa of the day"

You think say na by gra-gra?

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