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Hopefully we have a better second half.

Ahh! Praying for the impossible? Hmmmm

VickyRotex:
By praying for my club

homesteady:
And our wonderful bench -

Bench Barcelona: Ter Stegen, Bartra, Vermaelen, Adriano, Samper, Gumbau, Sandro
#fcblive

Hoping Samper gets some playing time.

Chimezie198:
match time plzzz?

4pm.

VickyRotex:
No! Keep laughing

I'm truly sorry babe.
How can I make it up to you?

Lets hope.

mcdreeezy:
Lol...it is truly well. Let's hope their season starts proper after the int'l break

Its well. E go better na poor man prayer. Na the prayer for Chelsea be that.

mcdreeezy:
Even me sef I no fit laugh Dem again, na so so pity I just dey pity Dem.

bykebyke:
....Giovani no deh again...so the match suppose easy.

But that guy bin worry us oooooo.

Na to make squad list? Make him put am for match.

bykebyke:
Samper made the squad list.

Them be like babes. Na IGG them dey do.

bykebyke:
Yes.. but e deh hard before them gree

Nice! And infact a lesson for all.

adeyemi2015:
Mourinho thought he's a god of Soccer, he thought he's the "Special One". He thought he has no match..... but God is teaching him a lesson; that he's purely not special! He's a human, and bound to face ups and downs in life, his profession etc.
Mourinho needs to beg God for forgiveness and submits himself to HIM!

Sunday Sermon for Chelsea Fans!

Bro at this juncture, I no mind that their useless mouth again. I get human (and even animal) sympathy.

mcdreeezy:
The problem is spiritual, Mourinho should visit father Mbaka.


Mocking Chelsea at this point is pure wickedness, what they need is prayers, even from rival fans. But dem too dey make mouth.

PietroRico:
lol.. And I want a unicorn for Christmas

I get the sarcasm behind this.

It seems comedy is your forte. Keep it up.

Osyxcel:
Chelsea will bounce back

VickyRotex:
Rhetorical question! You know I'm not good

Babe come let me comfort you.

coded01:
Control say wetin?


I think mourinho may not be in charge by the end of this new week... It's either way...He gets the sack letter or he leaves...

But my guy no wan gree leave na.

Odunharry:
mhen we are tired of partying here..
Their season will start in a fortnight

Haba! Two weeks is like saying it will start in January.

coogar:
even moyes wasn't this pathetic.
after 12 league games, moyes had 21 points.
after 12 league games, jose has 11 points.

Jisos! Mouthrinho the record breaker.

coded01:
I get but it is not worth it doing party here...you wicked small... this one don pass dat one... Na to pray for them remain...I see mourinho leaving soon...

Aswear! I nearly weep for Chelsea. I bin dey see the match before men come control me make we comot. I just really dey pity for them. Honestly!

My dear VickyRotex what's up? I miss you.

coogar:
it wasn't a räpe session. airmark consented to the act!

Adding insult to injury.

afrodoc2:
We have just transferred airmark from ICU to the ward. It was a close thing but he survived the early phase on life support. He is now able to breathe on his own and is allowed to take sips of ogi and kunu but no solid food.
In related news Coogar and Dayo are wanted by the police for gang raping a fellow NLander

I'm a witness! I will like to testify.

dmcdad:
And this is coming from someone whose thread is being raped by Raumdeuter and Cougar.

You had better run back to your thread where your fellow Chelshit bruv doesn't know the meaning of blooded.

No tell me say you never see those posts yet. Of course I know say you see them, but you snub them make them no rape you join.

Now, if you know what's good for you just walk back to your thread and pray you draw today's match. Abi you wan win ni?

Eldeevee, didn't I say it?

coded01:
Messi?

Na Messi dey do that kind thing na.
Chai, I miss the party and all the flexing.

coded01:

Abeg, you see wetin happen to Willian? So Stoke don use style collect Messi from us while him dey on injury we no know.

coded01:
Vote Hazard for EPL Player of the year...

For more jokes like this, text Hazard to 419.

Cost is FREE!

timbros:
Hazard have played Stoke multiple times in his 3 years in England. Considering the team's form now and confidence, Pedro might just find it hard to cope.

I see... We shall see about that then.

timbros:
Can Pedro withstand the physical presence of these Stoke guys?

So Pedro can't but Hazard can? The likes of Mata, Silva, and some other fragile-looking players, don't they play against Stoke?

philfearon:
Lol.. I read someone's handle somewhere with this: "Chelsea will win the English premier league this season. For more jokes text 'Mourinho' to 33150 @50 naira per week!"..

Haba! This is really unfair to Chelshit fans. I no like this kind thing oooo.

homesteady:
Chaii!! Na wa ohhh Coming to somebody's house to beat him and the person runs away

If na you nkor? You no go make way?

philfearon:
Win?
Aston Villa,Sunderland and Bournemouth just wrote a sad sorrowful letter that will bring u to your tears,complaining of how Chelsea are fighting tooth and nail to chase them out forcibly with their heavy artilleries and majestically occupy their position..
Its really disheartening to say the least!!

This is epic! Chai, Chelshit don really suffer oooooooo.

logica:
LOL. Brilliant use of logic to expose dimwittedness.

Chai! These people no dey try at all. Logica and sebod keep schooling these dudes same way Dayo and Coogar are doing in Chelsea's thread.

Now I understand better. My long standing assertion that 90% of Chelsea fans are clueless is no longer an assertion. It is now a fact!

Isiterere:
Atimes, I tend to blame the influx of cheap android phones and cheap Internet. How can a sane person substitute the meaning of "solo" to mean "solo-goal"? it's pathetic! Logica, ride on; though you are better off as a teacher,the guy is a poor and stubborn student.


ALL IZZ WELL

Not everyone is aware of the difference between words and phrases. No be their fault. Even words dey get contextual meaning.