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finish myPHD before i start thinkn of marriage.

library
study
d park.

i cant rem. been long .



wwdlt someone asked u when are u gon na get married and what did u say?

okay @czykd ill leave it at dat.



yes,i have,my classmate.



do u always have cramps whenever u have ur girly stuff?

none.






belch vs fart

why? i wan na no plz







have u ever seen a man woman before?

2yrs ago.d only thing i see here is choco milo,m&m(i think they call it go go in nigeria)and eclairs.






wwdltu were really scared of a nigerian?

been years men .i dont think d programme is still on.





wwdlt u watched nta?

never.whats short bread?




wwdlt u watched a.m express?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just take am easy ooo.

of couse i am!!!!!!!!! one funny boy in ma class has been crackn ma ribs.




part of my schedule each day is volunteering 4 mii community.u gat 2 meet seniors citzens,talk to them,play with them and havng a good one on one conversatn wwith them.thre are some senior citizens,dat incacerate themselves-i mean they dont wan na see u,dont wan na talk to u,wldnt laugh at anything u say_cos they going thru or went thru some domestic stuffs.
Have u at anypoint in time-changed d perceptn of any of them and make them see dat theres more to life than jusssssssssssssst lockn up urself all thru d day?

oh!wait a min,dat was a dumb quest wasnt it?

u mean vidoes like dat of pasuma,obesere,musiliu ishola and d likes?they are good.and gurlz shakn ass i tkink dats sexy,iyen gan gan lodu.



have u ever slept with a person dat snores annoyingly,wakes up d ff morinin with saliver at d corners of her lips;even some goes as far lower part of her ears,eyez stickn together with speck at corners too?

and whats dat supposed 2 mean?

whenever im happy.whenever i take a look at d picture of my mum and grandmum(have d picture of those 2 wonderful ladies on basically all my everday stuffs even ;even in my car)
ther dis feeln dat i get makes meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whats d word?





wwdlt u sat with someone with a stinkn feet?imean u prayed in ur heart dat she wldt remove her sneakers?

like duh! ?everynow and then.



wwdlt u danced to some local drum beats like gangan and omele lol?

lookn for my dad.lookn 4 him hmmmmmmmmmmmmm,a whole lot of stuffs revolved around it,i did lots of crazy and unspeakable things,yup he came into my life bout a year ago,but certainly did some funny things.




wwdltu cleaned up ur hoouse?

i smoke,smoke my brains out.


my older sis called me frm nigeria bout 2 mins ago,she just made my day,when last did u call any of your siblings?

saturday.my dad came to pick me up where i was anywayz and im now back at home.






wwdlt u did smth crazy,smth dat has never been heard of, smth mouth droppn?

dis mornin. misplaced my car keys.




wwdlt u strolled fora mile or 2?

runaway jury by john grisham



did u turn ur clock backwards 2day?

no way.i wont let d nitwit go scot free,she/he has to pay.




wwdlt u go a eye ache?

lol.u mean frm a lady? a whole lot.





has anybody ever messed with ur phone? i mean he keeps calln and sayn hello but whenever u speak up d phone goes off?

fact dat i easily get whatever informatn im lookn for.



have u ever seen a man cry?

d only time i gat to put a smile on my face,i mean radiant smile is when im on dis site,even tho schedule everyday is really crazzzzzzzy and hectic,but whenever im on dis site i forget bout whatever is on my mind at dat moment.soooooooooooooooooooo full of fun.

tiring.just got up frm a 1hr nap,and i still gat dis horrible headache.



what do u have in mind to do for dis coming holiday?

like never


u guys do not have an iota of how i feel or what im going thru,yeahhhhhhhhhh i need help.i did those stuffs ,im not proud of it okay? no im not.i have a bad headache rite now and i have to go to sleep.


wwdlt u got a lovely present frm a friend?

okay mister. suit urself okay?

leave dem alone wld u?

hmmmmmmmmmmm how thougthful.
yes i forgive and forget.





whats ur schedule go nna be like 2morrow?

@ crazykid dats what u want and may God grant u ur heart desires,say amen to dat.
but it takes a lot of hardwork too u no.

amazing .was ther only once and dat was when i was bout 2 leave d shores of nigeria.






where can i find lasting happiness?