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Guy this car is so fucking clean bro!!!

If you're a man that demands that your wife be a house wife, staying at home, taking care of your kids, cooking for your, taking care of the house, e.t.c and you still wait for her to use her mouth to ask you for money every time she needs money for something, you're a very Stupid and Useless man.

See this small boys ohh guy.... I swear, government needs to be regulating the kind of movies they release in nollywood i swear because nollywood follow for wetin mess with people thinking faculty for this part of the world, because e don too make many people dey believe in nonsense.

The part that worries me the most is that a lot of people dey for this country, we don do this types of things but they were not caught.

I'm i the only one who feels like this about the future of humanity? I feel like someday, majority of humans will become introverts and prefer solitude. The earth would become so quiet that you'd think nobody exists here.

Humans will become an extraterrestrial specie and will be able to explore the universe, and coming across a fellow human would become a very rare spectacle.

IamAtAnger:
You dey go for lecture beging do tiktok inside class?.. are you bigger than the lecturer or the rest of the students?.. these Gen z with useless mentality ehn.. if na me be the lecturer if the student try anything stupid na to carry the case go senate na expulsion straight

expulsion mean say you no go still die bro. Listen to me mr man,in what ever you do avoid people like me ohh!!! Because if you try this kind rubbish with me, you must surely die, except you replace that phone. I no even know how the student phone take enter the foolish man hand sef.

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TinkTwice:


Just see what's happening in UK, USA ,Aushu,and the rest..

If plenty money and small power enter woman hand, she go dey see you as ant..

That one na woman wey no love you bro.

Like this thing still baffles me. How will you be comfortable with your wife being a house wife? Like she go just dey house, no dey work, just taking care of children and cooking? Omo me I can't try that shit ohh. What if something bad happens along the line and you as the man begin to become financially handicapped? Na so you and your family go take start to dey suffer? For me, my wife must have something doing no matter what, and not just anything ohh for just doing sake ohh, something that can be able to support our family in case of bad times ohh, because person no dey know ohh.

What's the most disgusting thing you ever did for love? I'll go first..

I remembered when my ex had a very bad constipation at my place, this girl was seriously crying and sweating in the bathroom because she couldn't poo, as the stool was extremely big and dry. Normally we're always free with each other, sometimes she even comes into the toilet when i poo.

I've experienced constipation too myself and theres always one method i use to deal with extremely bad cases. Omo, i just went into the toilet, told her to bend her head down and shift front small, that was how i told her to force it out like she wanted to give birth. Any little part that comes out, I'll use my hand to cut it and put inside the toilet.

Omo, i just watch one video wey three 21 years old boys for US steal 4k bitcoin ($230M) from one single person bro!!!! Like how them take dey know the people wey get this money sef? How and where them take dey find them? To bomb na one thing but to know where to find mugu wey get these type of money na another ball game. Them later catch the guys sha.... I believe say e get the kind money wey you go theif for this life, you no go fit escape jail because them must surely catch u no matter what. Except maybe you dey work for all these rogue States like Russia, North Korea etc.

I've been battling this addiction since childhood and it's really really hard for me. I always have this urge to take something that's not mine when the opportunity presents itself. Mind you I'm not from a poor background. Yesterday i went to an MTN shop to at abule ado to register a new sim. When i went into the shop, nobody was in the shop but i saw a Samsung's phone charging on one of those airport type of chairs and i unplugged it and took it with the charger and just left like i was never there. I've been very worried since yesterday because I've been contemplating if i should flash and sell the phone as usual or just kindly return it. I'm beginning to get worried that i might land into serious trouble one day. Please Nairalanders i need advice. Because this act has put me in problem back then i my school hostel, it was my mother that saved me.

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Fûck you and your BSC guy, na men dey push Gle 43 Amg without degree, na 18-30 year old guys now dey match rx 350 f sport, people wey never see the four walls of any modafûcking university, fûck you and your BSC bro. If only some guys know how much of a time waster school is, especially in Nigeria, na to go buy laptop start dey Hussle, if only some girls know mia khalifa net worth, them go start to take their life seriously.

To anybody that wants to place ads on nairaland homepage like this, tell seun and his mods to stop putting those two asterisks they always put and the end of the topics, once people see those things, they're most likely not to click on you paid ad (because they'll know it's an ad even before opening the thread) and you'll be getting very terrible value for you money. Putting Sponsored Post and the end of the write up is enough.

And also tell them to create enticing headings that will make people want to click on it. If i was in charge of stuff like this, since japa is a very popular topic in Nigeria right now, the heading of this post will be something like Japa: Come and see the company helping lots of Nigerians travel abroad , something like that. It doesn't always have to be all these boring "secure your future with this and that", "tomatoes, your gateway to bla bla bla"...

Sometimes i just feel like when i eventually get rich, I'll quickly get bored of money. My brothers and sisters don't get me wrong, the importance of money in life can not be overstated, but sometimes i always feel like when it eventually comes, that "so na the money be this? " Feeling will eventually creep in. Who else feels like this?

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chris81964:
I have paid the deposit starlink is saying 2025. How did you get it so fast

bro if only you will find me small compensation and you base in Lagos, i will show you a konga store next to my house where you'll get it cash and carry immediately.

Honestly right now, if God asks me for one wish, i want to enter into the mind of a woman and see the world from their perspective, let me know how they think. When men are busy grinding and working hard, trying to become millionaires, those one's na Korean movies dey their head, lee min hoo, koo jumpio... Later they'll be looking for rich man to marry.

EreIuRoz:
igbo man you're too serious with life which is too short for all these.
I go with domaining101, flexing first ooo

bro leave those people

imagrg:
Your mates dey happy say dem don award dem PhD, your own achievement na to chook hand for smelling toto.
This generation ehn...

Oga rest

dreamxhaser:
Omo, go find trouble fess. Una never see where police beat sojo?

Instead, I will advise hiring a police escort.

Bro abeg rest, that na only when police are in the right. Them no even born them well to do i no go gree for this kind case because if this thing reach court sef or make headlines, na that time the police officers go suffer pass the barracks wey dem Carry dem go so. Even IGP sef no fit stop the soldiers for this kind matter because everybody know sey na illegal workings. If to say na legal arrest now, ehen, but this one na illegal work.

If you know you're rich, and not into illegal stuffs like yahoo and others, please try and have friends who are in the armed forces in the state you live that you can put on speed dail and they'll show up asap ohh, especially if you're young. I was at a police station yesterday and a woman who sells food there was narrating to me how some police officers at that station illegally arrested a young boy because he drove an expensive car and they thought he was yahoo yahoo l, they drove him to their station because according to her, it seems the guy did not argue with them when he was arrested. When they got to their station, that was when they proceeded to extort the guy of 3M with baseless accusations ohh and asked the guy to go. Omo, she said the guy didn't go anywhere for hrs, that he just parked somewhere in the police premises and started making calls, before you know about 7 soldiers in 2 hiluxes arrived, them begin ask officers why they extorted the guy and bases for the arrest, they were just saying nonsense Na so them pack all the officers that were involved commot for station. She said their oga at the station could not do anything because it's like him too knew about the whole illegal parole and he was scared of the matter escalating so he just cooperated to exonerate himself Chaii

NonsenseRubbish:
This right here is why financial crimes commission keeps cashing out.
How you dey drive 50m car dey live for 3m apartment ?? Even your neighbors go report you. It doesn’t add up?!!!
I’ll always live by one motto: Be rich/wealthy; live simple/act poor. Shikena!
I know men personally who have millions/billions but drive 8-10m car. Na wisdom. But don’t worry you’ll understand eventually

Lollzz bro, na only people wey dey do fraud go dey fear all those one's, neighbours go report tire