₦airaland Forum

God too bless this Niger-Delta, even if normal crude oil finish, them go start tap palm oil

jubrilELsudan:
LIES FROM THE PIT OF HELL

YOU NIGERIANS ARE JUST TOO STUPID AND DUMB TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT'S WHY THESE IDIOTS KEEP THROWING NUMBERS LIKE IT'S WATER

WHEN YOU HAVE LIVED ABROAD THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT JUST HAVING $500K TAKES A MIRACLE DIRECTLY FROM GOD IN HEAVEN

THEN THIS IDIOT SAYS HE LOST $3.7MILL LIKE SAY NA SO E EASY TO SEE JUST $100K

Live the clown 🤡, maybe he meant 37million naira.
Atleast not everyone here swallowed this his funny script hook line and sinker.

BoldBrainz:
It is actually the one balling pattern that defences have not been entirely able to figure out, especially when it is led by prolific attackers and orchestrated by sound midfielders like Modric.

Liking your writeup here, u sound like Jim Beglin

Dynamicboss:
I am on the verge of quitting the useless club

Hold on bro, I know how it feels, as a registered and active man UTD supporter, since year 2003.
It's just like your religion, u Don't give up on your religion, Glory days coming back once again.

BoldBrainz:
Oh, na heavy metal football you dey talk about ? Same pattern Zidane used to win three consecutive Champions League trophies with RM? Make una dey calm down with the abbreviations na.

That him pattern been reign Wella for news that year, and the pattern name the funny me, "heavy metal football " but very effective.

bentenny:
When U start to watch football?😏
Don't U know klopp style of play is referred to as heavy metal footy?
In other words,his team flies out of the block at the sound of the whistle trying to suffocate their opponents until goals are scored!

As a man UTD fan, I subtlely liked that his Heavy metal football pattern.

Angelfrost:
Incredible and Shocking outcome...!

Honestly, Man United has never played this exceptionally well against Liverpool in a good while.

You are very correct, infact prior to this match the last time man UTD scored at Anfield in the premier league was in Year 2018, scored by Jesse lingard, and they lost 3-1 to Liverpool.

abobote:
The President term is finishing this January

Okay I see, the ADC will rest then.

I see this ADC replaced out of wickedness, in the name of being unfit and causing the president embarrassment.

Guestmale:
"stating they were free to cross over into the New Year,"

What a new year surprise it would be to the families of he freed prisoners, who already gave up hope of seing their incarcerated loved ones before the new year.

His Royal highness, shayo nah bastard.
If I the among the divenely released prisoners Eehn, the way I go take hide if them ever recatch me make I know why.

Stephaniegold:
Where do you stay in Kubwa

I stay in Gwarinpa lets meet up?

chiderablaze:
The should use some of the money to build rehabilitation centers for their customers, to help heal them from unhealthy gambling addiction and mental disorders that has made most of them a burden to the society...

Well crafted write-up thumbs up, I Doff my hat for you.

AngelicDamsel:
How do they give children to homos!

You're gey or lesbien and you want children......... For what!

Very Fu*ked up system, you choose to be a degenerate, by refusing to biologically reproduce only to be granted adoption rights of another person offsprings.

This mentally deranged Faggs

ehikwe22:
All the innocent lives lost to trigger happy soldiers beg to disagree. Soldiers have wasted thousand times the innocent souls police have wasted

Bros in this Nigeria we are I can tell u with 95% assurance the man on mufty, that went to his car to bring AK-47 after a verbal alteration is not a Millitary man. I am 99% sure he is a police.

Myrepublic:
Wetin happen to splitting the yam. Roast small part,and boiling the rest for him . Small issue,see as them waste their lives now

Poverty can clog ones sense of reasoning, hungerbad seriously.

VinnyBaba:
Taaa!

Pls I put Dem to win or draw in my Ticket.

Aston Villa 1 Man City 2.

Your prediction enter reverse mode, Man city life done spoil finish, Even Guardiola no know wetin to do to reverse this carnage,

but the fact is make Rodry go return that Ballon'd'or to Vini Jnr, else the worst is yet to come for man city, probably relegation.

ElSudani:
Goodluck, I sent you something. If you see my name by any chance please don't mention it on social media.

Godbless you and replenish your pocket, I do same once in a while whenever I can.

wonder233:
They should keep deceiving themselves that these wild beasts are humans best friends.
Dogs are wild animals, the reason they are not attacking you is because they assess that you're bigger than them, which is the basic law of the animal kingdom. Stop deceiving yourselves about "training" and "domesticating" b.s. If you want to know, check what dogs do and to little babies. Its because they are bigger than them.
These 3 dogs attacked the man because they assessed that collectively they can overpower him - which is the same thing wild dogs do.

It's been Ages I read a very wise assessment like this on Nairaland, u are a very wise fellow.
You cracked me up on the part you said they don't attack you, because they Assess you are bigger than them.

The most corrupt Government entity parastatals, establishment ever.

Ojiofor:
Who won female player of the year?

Barbra Banda (Zambian striker).

Kinzo0917:
That Zambia girl is by far d best in Africa followed by d South African lady

Those girls dey ball abeg

That Zambia police girl

Nkupu:
I failed as a mother if I raise such a worthless son.

You have my respect Ma.

GOFRONT:
I hope those Scholars are not somewhere using her for scholarship experiment??

Which Scholars are u talking about, or are you implying 💀 Skull miners?🤔

Fahvvy:
I don't care what laws protect women in the US or UK, that woman will certainly wake up in the hospital after I'm done with her ...

The laws in UK/US according to order
1. Women
2. Children
3. Animals (🐈 Cat/Dogs 🐕)
4. Men

Judolisco:
what about Victor moses, keshi also used Ahmed musa on d flanks..... Moses Simon neva play wetin dis two play for super eagles

You are somehow right

Felabrity:
Lookman and Osimhen plus Boniface go score brace for their clubs finish come Nigeria dey play rubbish

How lookman no go see shot for 89 mins?

Boniface just useless

We need new faces

Invite Orban and co

Nice one Gift Orban is a more hungrier striker than the bunch of over hyped forwards we are parading at the moment.

360command:
We need chukwueze and Moses simon.. sad that Moses simon did not come

That Moses Simon is the most effective super Eagles flank player In the past Decade, I really miss his direct runs at opponents and dribbles.

Mrwhite09:
that guy bstrd

I swear God! Very irritating miss, even an amateur footballer would bury that free nodder with post wide open.
Nwabali was culpable for that goal conceided, our left back number 13 not impressive, iheanacho is missing in his wing, no man beating from him, Calvin bassey playing like a handicap.
Infact Super Chickens is a reflection of the current state of Nigeria, nonsense and ingredients.

Cmanforall:
This man have funds for DNA?
I am against cheating, but hope the 'DNA' result is genuine

It could be a sponsored test

Hmmm! Mathew Flamini? Jeez!
May the God of Matheu Flamini becoming a billionaire in pounds favour me.