₦airaland Forum

Caracta: How did you see us? Binger said i should tell you to shut the door after you. Smh...

ayobase: I like the dynamism and scope of this thread.

Na ilekewu we dey now....hope nobody is gonna be taeching us how to fedefo later o!

Ose baba...e gboun soke!

annawhite: dont8
Dont 8
Dont8

xynerise: I am a Nigerian and that is not our english .

Shollypopz: Hell naw!!

Idowuogbo: Sami' Allahu liman hamidah.....

Alhamdulillah x 33

Shollypopz: Gbam!! Don't forget to charge application fee

Idowuogbo: Assalamu 'alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh......

Amin.....

CFCfan: @dont8: I go apply as a Teaching Assistant. At least, my income will be sufficient to buy Tashamania some stilettos. Or buy Chelsea's Europa League final ticket.

Idowuogbo: Alhamdu lillahi Rabbil 'alamin
Arrahmanir Rahim.....

Shollypopz: Ogogoro University....."developing the sharp minds in Nigeria"

CFCfan: How does this affect the dowry of Tashamania, or the price of Abakaliki rice in Lekki?

Idowuogbo: iro lo pa! loni... emi o je wo fun o

*disappears and reappears*

Olupe mo pe, olupe mo pe
Iba akoda, iba aseda, iba ile ogeere afoko yeri
Ololo olohun gbedu, iwo lo ma ngbeni mi bii kalokalo

Ikun iwaju ti kekere y'oke, adifa f'agunlenu be agogo,
Odu alabahun pelu ileke lorun, adifa fun adifa f'eni a soro fun
To lohun o ni gba, p ohun o ni gbo.

Iwo orekunrin Altergo fe ti owo bo inu ikoko ta fin sin ejo, eru o ba o ni? o fe te
mo pe o loni o nitoripe ija de!!!
Irukere si re, me b'ohun ni ngbomo orumila

Eyi a fi sowo otun, owo otun ni gbe
eyi a fi sowo osi, owo osi nii gbe
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so ni ile ngba
Nitorinaa mo pe o loni iwo orekunrin alterego
ti o ba ji loruwo ola, ki kinni omokunrin re ma sise..

Emi kini tan pe ni ORisabunmi aka Bado fi mi le joor lo so be!

Shollypopz: Lol, well he needs to market himself to the admission office better. U nko?? Are u not applying??

ItsModella, see the way I'm recruiting people for my university!!

How many have you recruited for yours??

Shollypopz: Sure!! As long as u can afford tuition, we don't like ppl like CFCfan that depends on scholarship. Oh, no financial aid too, this is Nigerian government we are talking about!

binger: @don8,u welcome bro. She's a rare gem.

Shollypopz: hahahaha.......

In my school, we are taught how to identify good Raffia palm trees needed for Ogogoro brewing. A lot of Nigerians die yearly because of improperly brewed ogogoro by Otapiapia brewing professional school. We are taught in details the different procedures and stages to ensure a good brewed ogogoro.

One thing my school takes very seriously is Networking. My school invites Ogogoro moguls, experts and the Bill gates of Ogogoro to teach us what the market is about. They also collect our contact infos for internship and job offers so we don't become sit at home graduates like the students of Horticulture Institute of Palmwine Tapping. Ogogoro university sponsors study abroad programs so we can learn how other European countries are using technology to ensure an effective brewing and a good Ogogoro end product.

We network with marketers, and alumni that are willing to finance any student ready to start his/her own Ogogoro company. Just give up, there's is a reason Ogogoro University has remained an ivy league university in Nigeria!

Caracta: Not again...

binger: Congrats to your grandma...its a huge sacrifice choosing celibacy at an old age.

Caracta: Tozo is 'fatty meat' abi?

xynerise: Birds of a feather. Thank me later

xynerise: What?

xynerise: Tozo

Caracta: As in ehn...it has not been easy. I've been praying all day for the serial flirts on nairaland.

binger: Caracta,how has life been in the convent as a new young nun?

Eze Promoe: https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/dispute/vil2_gifle.gif

binger: lol...i saw that too...how's ur day? going

Eze Promoe: https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/dispute/vil2_gifle.gif

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]^Caracta, why do I always see you when I want to post. Is God not saying something about me and you [/color]

caseless: comot for here. Sake of say i rock anna-w no mean say i be pervert, it was spontaneous and i reacted.
No near my wife/wives or i send corporal xynerise(the antelope loving officer) after u.