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ibkgab001:
Evidence of jet age ... Whereas him papa dey drive rugged 1989 Mercedes Benz

Anyway lets go to the other side of the divides

An igbo man had an accident wit his new
BMW X6, he called a police officer and said"
this man just came smashed off the door of
my BMW! My 6Million car is now condemned"
The police officer shakes his head in
amazement and said, "U igbo's are so
materialistic, u didn't even realize that your
hand has been cut off." The igbo man looks at
his amputated hand and screams:
"chinekeme !!.. Where is my Rolex?

Have a splendid weekend!!!

EfemenaXY:
@ poster, funnily enough, I get where you're coming from. Household chores can be a drag & time wasting activity, especially if you aren't a domestic goddess. We live in the 21st century with domestic appliances designed to take the stress out of maintaining a spotless home.

Going by what you've posted so far, both you & your fiancee work, so my suggestion would be: Rather then spend good money on a househelp, why not invest in a good quality washing machine, dishwasher, tumble dryer, vacuum cleaner and iron rollers/pressers?



That to me, is a much better option if you can afford them. That way, you don't get to worry about your hubby cheating on you, or having your appliances talk back to you rudely, or you feeling guilty about engaging in slave labour!

Hell, it'll even spice up your s/e/x life. Ever made love on a spinning washing machine? Trust me, those added vibrations are HEAVENLY

BeeBeeOoh:
This is the more reason why men will always impregnate their ladies/women before walking down the aisle. Girls of these days are something else, the rate at which they go for abortion makes one to wonder if it's now the latest trend; just imagine after so many years of massive kpusing & nyashing your wife but she's gat no womb. Mehn! God help her dat day.








God also help those men that they've caged with God's time is the best..

rikamann:
The South Africans are not serious. Personally, I am protesting these killings, looting of shops and destruction of properties by dropping the use of my two MTN lines till further notice. Will also try to reduce calls to MTN lines.
I AM VERY ANGRY because it could happen to any of us, we could be holidaying

Kayharry:
sharp

milestonejnr:
I have 504 for sale at a friendly price... less i forget, it is fitted with AC