₦airaland Forum

Mayhorz:
@Op...do you have a brain at all??

yes I do. Works better than yours as well.

Romance section seems to be boring today. Let's change all that.
Ask any romancelander a question, and he/she would reply. It could be anything.
Pls let's make this fun.

SorftWerk:
I no want olosho...someone like berlyn or chivinera93 would be great...if you get em,I'll gladly pay an extra 100k...toping to 600k!

Berylyn is already a stick. You wan make she cut?

ABeg, make una help this guy donate laugh.


Hehehehhehe

Let's work out the MMM concept.

Assuming 5 friends Mr. A, B, C, D,and E resolve to provide help worth 100,000 each on MMM with 30% return on investment (roi). Total money in the pool will be 500,000.

Since the fund is not invested anywhere, the dormant total remains 500,000

On request of assistance
A collects, 130,000 from the pool leaving a balance of 370,000

B collects 130,000, leaving a balance of 240,000

C collects 130,000 leaving a balance of 110,000

With the balance of 110,000, it means that the fourth person D

can only get his initial capital and 10% roi.

What happens to the fifth person, Mr E?

An economic hole is dug.
For every 5 persons, one person loses his invested capital. One will ask why is the scheme surviving today?
The simple answer is that the pledged and requested help are not happening simultaneously but for every help, a hole is created.

That means for 500 people, 100 investors will lose their money.
For 1million people, we will have 200,000 destitutes and hole becomes wider and wider daily (you can use your imagination here, with 3million subscribers in Nigeria, 600,000 holes have
been dug).
Some folks will want to somehow continue to believe that the scheme will truly be back by January 2017, but that's a lie. I'll tell you why. Everyone will want to get their money out, who is going to provide this "help"?

MMM is a big SCAM!!!

orlando5:
it's not for me to say, but can u calculate when he was born?

if you are born in october, you'll be 33 and a half years old in april, right or wrong?

So, if Jesus spent only 33 and half years on earth before he died, and christians have been celebrating his death (easter) in April, if you minus "the half" from 33 and a half, won't you get october?

Why are they saying it's december?

If he was born on december 25, he'll be 33 years old on december 25 and 33 and a half years old on June 25.

So, how come christians celebrate his death in April, instead of june if he was really born in december?

Who brought in this scam?

SINZ:
Really? Like I got nothing important to "imagine".

you are not important. so you are free to imagine unimportant thingz

JuicyLucy:
but this one is angry

irene is angry most times tho.

SINZ:
You mean the shape of the head?

the jaw.

but try imagining her bald.

SINZ:

you see am?

TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]this nigga just showed me a hottie..

Lol op u smoke charcoal?
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just an observation. no offence

i love irene

I'm sorry, but i couldnt keepthis gist to myself.

it's an offence to post a member's picture, so i cant post the side by side comparison.

i noticed that ireneony's profile picture looks like this one below. see for yourself. www.nairaland.com/ireneony

orlando5:
well you know, there are many things we humans do that our lord Jesus Christ won't be happy about, but this is jst a date set aside to celebrate his birth, because it has to be celebrated

If he wasn't born on dec 25 should his birth be celebrated on that date?

orlando5:
It not, the date was brought about when catholics and Romans began to merge, somtn like that

Why then should christians keep on celebrating an unfounded date? Would Jesus be happy about that?

Hello.

December is here and "christians" are getting ready to celebrate the "birth" of jesus christ. Now, these same group of christians celebrated easter, the death of Jesus in April. If jesus christ lived for 33 and a half years, or 33 years six months, how does someone who died in april be born in december? If we count the extra 6 months out of jesus life, we'll have the month of his birth.

Can these christians tell us what they are really celebrating in december?

Cc: Seun mynd44 lalasticlala

This has always been controversial. Open for debate.

18:21.

just ended a call to their customer care again. The representative suggested i change my device.

Etisalat is good for nothing.

KissChrix:











Use GLO, you no use

Etisalat don do you somehow now, you dey complain

i used to believe in customer loyalty. Not only will i get a glo line, i'll get as many etisalat subscribers using a blackberry to do the same.

It all started when etisalat decided to (without explanation) stop the BIS service to blackberry. i had gotten used to enjoying their blackberry service subscription and was prompt with renewing my subscription, and to be frank, i've never had any cause for complain until this past saturday, that is. My bis stopped working. No whatsapp, no twitter, no opera mini, nothing. I had to call their customer care before i was offered any explanation. The mobile data plan i was on as well, stopped working. I used to connect with my mobile hotspot to my laptop. That is also gone.

It may seem more sensible to buy a new phone so that i continue with etisalat but god forbid a network provider telling me what to do with my money. Etisalat might think that one customer will not affect their profits but they should think again. if they made 3,000,000 naira last month(for example)this month, they'll make 2,999,000. That's the effect of one customer. i know i'm not the only one etisalat is frustrating with the removal of the BIS from their network, and i'll make sure i reach out to the rest of their customers going thru this ordeal and make them port to another network. It is time for network providers to realize that the era of taking people for granted has gone. From tomorrow, they plan to increase tariffs. But you cannot increase tariffs, and expect us to endure with shitty service.

If they have 1,000,000 active Blackberry subscribers, i intend to make them lose them all. You cannot force 1,000,000 people to change their devices simply because of your greed to make more money from them.

Get this right. I make closeto 200k per month. It is small, i know. I could get another phone, i know. But no one has to dictate to me when to change a phone. I love my blackberry. If etisalat cannot support my blackberry, i'll find another network that does. I'll make sure to post this message on as many blogs and social sites as possible. They have to get my message.

And if they think this is a message from a rival network provider, they should think again. Since saturday, i've been calling their customer care to complain about their shitty services on my line 08175*5*23*. Even this morning. So it'll be easier for them to confirm it. One of their customer care representative offered me 10 mins on net calls, so they can check that as well.

They can confirm it.

Nairalanders, help spread this message. it's time to end impunity.

Mynd44 Lalasticlala.

It all started when etisalat decided to (without explanation) stop the BIS service to blackberry. i had gotten used to enjoying their blackberry service subscription and was prompt with renewing my subscription, and to be frank, i've never had any cause for complain until this past saturday, that is. My bis stopped working. No whatsapp, no twitter, no opera mini, nothing. I had to call their customer care before i was offered any explanation. The mobile data plan i was on as well, stopped working. I used to connect with my mobile hotspot to my laptop. That is also gone.

It may seem more sensible to buy a new phone so that i continue with etisalat but god forbid a network provider telling me what to do with my money. Etisalat might think that one customer will not affect their profits but they should think again. if they made 3,000,000 naira last month(for example)this month, they'll make 2,999,000. That's the effect of one customer. i know i'm not the only one etisalat is frustrating with the removal of the BIS from their network, and i'll make sure i reach out to the rest of their customers going thru this ordeal and make them port to another network. It is time for network providers to realize that the era of taking people for granted has gone. From tomorrow, they plan to increase tariffs. But you cannot increase tariffs, and expect us to endure with shitty service.

If they have 1,000,000 active Blackberry subscribers, i intend to make them lose them all. You cannot force 1,000,000 people to change their devices simply because of your greed to make more money from them.

Get this right. I make closeto 200k per month. It is small, i know. I could get another phone, i know. But no one has to dictate to me when to change a phone. I love my blackberry. If etisalat cannot support my blackberry, i'll find another network that does. I'll make sure to post this message on as many blogs and social sites as possible. They have to get my message.

And if they think this is a message from a rival network provider, they should think again. Since saturday, i've been calling their customer care to complain about their shitty services on my line 08175*5*23*. Even this morning. So it'll be easier for them to confirm it. One of their customer care representative offered me 10 mins on net calls, so they can check that as well.

They can confirm it.

Nairalanders, help spread this message. it's time to end impunity.

Mynd44 Lalasticlala.

Masikay:
A lot more please. Limiting yourself to only 50 eggs is quite myopic. It's business after all

Noted

KissChrix:


You think we're dumb?

Yes. Majority of people are dumb. And that's putting it mildly.

Masikay:
So you sell boiled eggs and its only 50 you are boiling?

How many do you suggest I boil?

Masikay:
Yea.. I guess not. Still wondering why you're boilin 50 eggs

I sell boiled eggs.

Stupedinluv:
you dont like me

Who wouldn't like you?

mployer:
It will surely take you more than 7mins if the rate of heat supply remain the same.

We need the following informations:
Mass of the pot
Volume of the water
Mass of the the egg
Specific heat capacity of the pot material
Specific heat capacity of the egg.

Haha.

Professor. You're wrong!

Stupedinluv:
Pls gimme one egg

left egg or right egg?

Masikay:
Question. Why are Yu even boiling 50 eggs?

Why are you invading? Can a kettle contain 50 eggs?

Dreamwaker:
You can use the same pot but is the quantity of water in the pot the same? You only need about 2 litres to boil an egg, but you will probably need more litres to boil fifty eggs.

your theory is wrong.

Masikay:
Yu boil eggs inside pot?

Can a kettle contain 50 eggs, smartass?

Masikay:
50 eggs? In this buhari period?... Which kin kettle Yu get sef??

I said pot.