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Where u go hold am when u catch am?

A life of polarities and contradictions - the bane of the so-called feminism!

A truism.

Women. Hmm. . .
_{*shakes head*}

I don't even chew before swallowing because I know my tommy is capable!

Ok, Cyc pity Creamish.
She's already begging me to beg you.

She's good at it, I know.

Creamish, that wasn't the number you gave me.

. . . and she said she forgot her password.
U never talk true, Acid.

A kingdom divided against itself cannot stand.

Why must u two go to MSN?

Let me guess what you want to chitchat about. . .

It's our lil secret.

. . . and talking about size. . .

Cyclone5:
You have to read between the lines

Yea, she's waiting for the best time to strike!
She stoops to conquer!

acidrop:
gimme time 2 think

Think fast o! Time waits for no one.

Cyc, are you sure the begging isn't really a facade?

Douzy nko?

Only one!
The one who introduced me to Nairaland.

Now, your assignment is to figure out who it is. . . lol!

Buhahahahaha!!!
Well, provided she doesn't always beg for recharge cards. . .lol!

Lol.

But, come to think of it, I'm beginning to wonder about this cake.
She's even asking for it with an axe.
Even a fat kid wouldn't go that far for the pastry cake.

@Creamish
Talking about Buffday Birthday cake, does it have to be delivered in Birthday Buffday suit?

The popo has got hold of her peek-a-boo ladder.
She's in hiding.

Na everyday I go dey yarn my own?

Hey! Let's not sell out that lil secret. . . lol

I warned you Acid, didn't I?
Ok, guys I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
BTW, do u want me to tell them about Mr. Right?

There's this news on Yahoo! of a peeping tom who ran away when noticed and left the ladder behind.
Creamish any ideas? Well, the ladder is with the 5-0.

You still neva tell me wetin you fit do ooo!

Wetin you fit do?

OK, I've changed location.
Where am I?

Ha! I no be Chuckdee na. . . lol

Are you even sure I'm still in Abuja?

Creamish:
the only thing constant in life is change---nwayz, i no sure sha i just guessed

Nah. Change no reach for this one.
Attending the party would have made you think the Dome was a church.

Kai! I don suffer for this cake o!
Dem born you born cake, sef?

Anyway, by the time you get to my door with your axe, I should be in my village then.

Even if I had invited you, you wouldn't have come.
Have you forgotten the day I invited you to the Dome?

BTW, is ohikhena really a sis?