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Anyss:
Wooh. Guys una no Dey fear ooh. See risk abeg. If she kuku jus bite d tin commot com disappeare nko?

lol

You go know who to judge when the story ends!

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On getting to my house, the front door was already locked, so I had to knock on my housemate's window to help unlock the door. The door was opened and went in to drop the girl off my back as Jide was still outside having fresh air, I dropped her on bed and went out to Jide to set out plans for that night! Jide brought out 4 durex condoms from his wallet and we shared it 2/2, lol. We both went to the room to off our clothes,had night shower to prepare for the night, I asked Ronke to take her bathe too but she refused saying she was weak and feeling sleepy, I accepted to her words and Lo, before we could get back from the bathroom, Ronke had already removed her bra and off her leggis, one skinny trouser that girls they wear this days to showcase their ass, lol. Only her swimming trunk was on her as she had already swim in the evenning before I joined them at the joint. I asked why and she replied she like sleeping like that, saying had it been it was her place, she would prefer sleeping naked, I accepted her words knowing too well what my intentions were. And trust PHCN nah, in this kinda package, them no dey bring light! Lol...
We all started dirty talks and arguing who was at the centre, after much arguements, she decided to sleep on the rug! I accepted as Jide was already feeling sleepy, he lost himself to sleep by sleeping at the far end of the bed, then I took the chance sleeping closer to Ronke. Later I joined Ronke on the rug, lying closely behind my back, my John thomos(JT) was already at full lenght touching Ronke softly! She shifted forward, and I shifted more closer so she could still feel Mr. JT. After much pressure she moved to sleep on bed as Jide don dey sleep like fish wey they inside cooling van, lol...
I moved more closer to her again, and this time she couldn't make more moves! Then, I got the chance to perform my devilish acts, lol. I sneakly got the chance to grab one of her oranges! Chinneke! I said to myself, I couldn't see it colour since it was dark, I kept playing with her nipple and lo, nothing happened in her mood! Chai! Whch kind girl be this I said to myself again, now, I opted for another logic by pecking around her neck softly and lo, she get full current by shaking gently! @last I got her I laughed! I kept doing this with one of my hand on her right boob! After few minutes she got lighten up and we moved back to the rug. We kept smooching. Smooching,.....
Now, she got lighten up, that her oranges were already outta the cage, and lo, she was using her lefthand to rub Mr. JT gently, As she was about to release Mr. JT outta cage too.......................

My pen ink don finish ni! Lol

SirJeffry:
Your papa send you go school, you go dey carry drunk girl for back, do you work with NEMA

. Na wetin I wan chop no gimme sense pha!

We were stopped by the vigilante group of my area, we alighted and Lo, Ronke was already getting tipsy unto 3bottles of smirnoff. The vigilante accused me and Jide of kidnapping the girl cos she could hardly talk and was already dozing off while standing, lol! The bikeman couldn't bear what was happening and vooooooooooom, he ran off without collecting a dime from us, chai! see madman I said to myself and one of the vigilante men ran after him... After much discussions with the vigilante's, we were released and asked to go in peace! Ronke told me she was feeling weak and that I should carry her on my back. I yielded to her words and carry on my back like those wey dey carry bags of rice for market, lol. While on my back she started pecking around my neck, biting my ears and laughing out loudly. We kept walking, walking and walking......... To be continued soon!

I hate fictions! It really a life story! No dey doubt am!

Hmmmmmn!

ideyhere:
You want comment baa? Here it is... Comment (x20) Oya continue

. Lol

Lol, abeg bros which one be woze again?

It was on a sunday night after which lazio ruined my bet9ja ticket of #142k. I got a call from my friend that I should join him at our usual joint, I forgo the sadness that the bet9ja ticket put on me, then I Behind up myself by putting on a nice white shirt, a pencil jean and a black sneakers to complete my dressing! Lol, afterall its a sunday night nah, I said to myself!
It was not exactly 8:30pm that I got to that joint, I met my nigga with this fresh chick already seated and they are both smiling at me like say their papas don win lotto! I got seated beside this girl and we exchange greetings with lustful smiles on my ugly face, lol! I waved at the bar man and he quickly noticed he got a new client to attend to, I asked for origin and he nodded his head meaning them no get! And he said I should try Ace root as a replacement for origin which I gladly accepted! We are now 3 on the table. And my my friend wey brought the girl dey busy with his phone, So I got the chance to talk to this girl better. She told me her name na Ronke, my brain quickly boothed back as my friend already told me about one Ronke he met for pool side at a friend's party. Oh, so na Ronke Osho be this? I said to myself! I quickly messaged my friend(Jide) for whatsapp to know what plans he got for that girl. Here is what we talked about.
Me: guy, how far about this girl nah
Jide: guy, follow her talk make we take her go your side tonight
Me: ok bro! Iyanu masele.......
She was really interested in all my funny n naughty talks as I noticed her laughing like say she don jam Dangote's son, lol.. By then I had already battled 6bottles of Ace root, my friend too don battled 4bottles while Ronke was still on her 3rd bottle of smirnoff ice with a plate of soup in her front. The time was aalready 10:30pm and I told Ronke to speed up with her drink as their might not be bike to her hostel in the late hour, she smile and said thanks without knowing we got plans...
It was exactly 11:02pm we exit the joint looking for bike to her hostel but got none, I had already knew that would happen! Then I brought up an idea of her following me and my friend to my side and she accepted the offer, we boarded a bike with 3 of us on it, the bike man billed us #300 as it was already late, we agreed and off we went. On getting to a junction before my house, something funny happened.........
Episode 2 loaading, wait make I get a new pen! I need comment to movitate my write up n pls no mind my blunders jawe

Lol

I can bet it anywhere that LAUTECH has the most beautiful and sexy girls in all universities in Nigeria! Today, I can sense the power of beauty when I skipped a class due to the absence of a lecturer! I planned to go back to my hostel to relax and prepare for UEFA champions league football show.
I gladly got a bike after several minutes waiting on the street, eventually I noticed another bike passed behind mine. No words can explain the beauty of a girl on the other bike. Her sexy look, spotless face, flawless skin, the tattoo on her shoulder, and her curvy butt are few to mention! Naso, I told may bikeman make he speed so I could catch the glimpse of this girl. Me and my bikeman dey converse.
ME: Oga, u too see that girl nah
Bikeman: aaaaah, see her butt, I swear if I get huge money, I would love to f**k that girl
Bikeman: make I speed fast so u could get her number nah, you be sureboy
ME: lol, make I give it a shot.......
As we reached a corner, I saw another bike behind us carrying 2guys naso I dey hear Oga speed speed from them too! Naso we keep chasing the sexy angel Me and the other 2guyz.. The funniest part of it was that we got to a bump and collided we all fell and Lo, my white shirt got stained in the mud.. Before we could settle ourselves, the girl was no where to be located again! I went to my hostel with a sad mood.......

It was a sad xperience and pls no mind my grammatical blunders oooo! Thanks

Speechless

Iranu

Oga ooooooo

Nice picx though

Hmmmmmmn!

Hmmmmn!

I doubt if girls like this really exist in Nigeria! Naija girls no vex ooooo! Lol

WoahhhhhWoahhhhhWoahhhhh

#change!

May God save us all! Oga ooooooo