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They're are done f00ling and using each other

Na only mad people no get association in Nigeria

FarahAideed:
People have already tagged Secretary of war Pete Hegseth. ..be like he no want the work again sef

The guy na Mumu

eepeepook:
I’ve seen a fair number of Nigerians who refuse to eat the meat. Why? I’ve come across ignorant ones who swear to never eat pig meat but rush to consume pork because they don’t believe both are the same.

My anụ̀s always scratch me each time I eat it

Maxymilliano:
Akpabio now has a new definition 😆

It's now a verb - that's "an action word"

I guess you know what the action is 😂

tobeezman:
I met this fine geh at a tech event in Lagos.
Before the event started, we had a little chit-chat and mehn, she was exactly my type. Beautiful, intelligent, confident, and we just clicked. You know that kind of connection that feels like you’ve known someone for years? Yeah, that was it.

Throughout the event, we kept vibing, laughing at the same jokes, sharing ideas, everything just aligned.

At the end, I asked for her name she said Linda.
Cool name.

Then I asked where she was from, she said Anambra.
My eyes lit up. I’m from Anambra too!

So I got curious and asked, “What village?”
She mentioned it and boom, it’s in the same local government as mine. I was like, “This is fate.”

Everything was lining up perfectly.
She was single, I’m single, we shared interests, goals, and background… until one tiny moment changed everything.

She gave me her business card and I didn’t see a single Igbo name on it.
Both her first and last names were English.

When I got home, I texted her, I asked, gently, “Don’t you have an Igbo name?”

Her reply?

“I don’t like my Igbo name, and I don’t like speaking Igbo either.”

That one message drained everything I felt for her.
Instantly.

It wasn’t about tribal pride or anything dramatic, it was just the realization that we might see identity differently.
Because for me, being Igbo isn’t just where I’m from, it’s who I am. It’s the rhythm in my thoughts, the tone in my laughter, the root of my values.

And when someone rejects that part of themselves, it feels like they’ve rejected a part of me too.

So yeah… I ghosted her.
Not because she wasn’t amazing, but because something in me went cold.

Nwanne, biko kee mmanya Ị na aṅụ ka m zụtara gi?

You acted exactly like me 🤝

Racoon:
There you have it. Let see what they will call this coup now. God continue to bless the land of the rising sun

They will still find a way to bring Igbo into it... They will say it's because Peter Obi lost the election so his supporters in the Army who are Muslims now plotted a coup...

You dey mind Yoruba people?

jesusjnr2020:
10 Things Catholics Do That The Apostles Didn't

1. The apostles didn't pray to Mary.
2. They didn't pray to the dead.
3. They didn't do satanic processions.
4. They didn't go to mass.
5. Scapular.
6. Infant baptism.
7. They didn't believe in purgatory.
8. They didn't use holy water.
9. They didn't call Peter a pope.
10. They didn't bow down or worship idols.

So where did the Catholic church get these practices from?

Certainly not from the apostles or the early church.

God bless.

The Apostles never paid or collected tithes

The Apostles never had a denomination

The never advertised miracles

The Apostles never used olive oil

The Apostles didn't take church as a personal business that should be handed over to their son

So where did your church get all these from?

kingphilip:
Normal normal, elections should not be a do or die affair as political position is meant to be service to the people and where the people you intend to serve don't want you, you should gladly leave them to their fate and serve yourself.

Until our politicians understand it this way, vote buying will still continue.

Politicians here don't serve the people, they serve themselves...

If they're truly serving, they will be running away from it.

Penguin2:
They stay fixated on issues of Abia, Alex Otti and Southeast, and in telling Anioma people to deny their Igbo heritage while their kith and kin are being slaughtered like chickens in Kwara.

It’s most troubling that the monikers whose voices are usually the highest whenever a trailer fails break at Ugwu Onyeama in Enugu usually disappear whenever there’s report of ethnic cleansing in Kwara.

I’ve never seen a people like this.

God forbid I or my tribe will ever become this self-sabotaging for whatever reason at all.

Fiakwa!

It's their children that I'm pitying for sef...

I was thinking it's Governor Amuneke 😂

I know some people will be happy for this but let's not forget, the injustice we support today will hụ̀rt us tomorrow.

No party or tribe stay in power forever. Life na turn by turn

ThroneNGamez:
A group of tall girls are called what?

A bunch of broom... Hope I'm right?

DEROX:
Someone ruled his country for 12 years what greater achievement is better than that but anything to make you happy 😊

Ruled ❌

Messed Up ✅

DEROX:
But the manure arrested and put him in jail for 4 years eating beans 🫘 with dss boys

At least Kanu is alive and the animal is now a manure to farmers in Katsina state... The only importance of Buhari in this life is now that he's a manure

Righteousness2:
They dont wanna Waste Their Resources for another DESTRUCTION.
They know the TERRORISTS will do their usual acts and ISRAEL will DESTROY them again.
They Know ISRAEL will continue the war unless Hamas is Totally Disarmed.


Even ISLAMIC nations are well aware of the TERRORISTS and Murderers and are distancing themselves from them.
But TERRORISTS and TERRORISTS supporters in Nigeria embrace the Murderers.
What a Mess.

Islam practiced in Nigeria is a different religion entirely

Even court themselves are tired of the case... Kanu is bigger than Tinubu and manure Buhari put together

VDM should just shut up... Must he talk in everything?

yarimo:
No human being is immune to sickness or death

Our leaders know this yet they don't build good hospitals

C0nd0m

Sometimes in Kurudu axis, refuses dump do block roads and cause serious traffic.

Road is good oh, just that refuse has almost covered it all thereby slowing vehicular movement

blamingthedevil:
Let me laugh small....so President Bola Tinubu will want prove a point to nanu or spv or who?

God Bless President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

If you believe this project will be completed by 2045 then your brain needs to be checked

Slytiger:
Tinubu saved him from impeachment. Tinubu is a political genius.

May you he removed from your office and let another take over... So that when you return, the person that took over from you must have employed those that will work with you directly including your PA, your cook, your driver, and your secretary

We're not surprised. Which organization is leading in corruption in Nigeria if not the police...?

Krissjones:
I know one stupid mod will move this fabricated rubbish to front page.

This is a forum and stories like this (whether real or fake) sparks conversations and creates more Avenue for NL to sell adverts. So they're doing the right thing business-wise