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Elect Elect Aspirants, una welcome # Happy Sunday

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Yoga pants has been the best invention since slice bread. You don't need to do yoga or any form of exercise before putting one on. From Celebs to Street walkers, they do know how to make a guy twist his neck or get the xtra attention without actually trying.


Blac Chyna, Khloe and Amber won't be certainly excluded.

Try posting medical issues here and get funny replies from NL's funnies. I blame this one on the lady. She didn't quite describe her issue well. "phone vibration" really? And that guy's reply is not pointless (Pun intended!!)

Another Sherlock in the department of bre..asts but with some gf issue(@ signature). Hehe falling and standing. Should Mercy Johnson see this, her curse won't have any mercy for you.

I don't know what this guy is implying but it seems cum-my sorry cunt-y damn crafty. Fvck, NL autocorrect is annoying.

Salute to all the trolls in the house. They open irrelevant threads(somewhat like this one too) just for the fun of it. Let's ignore the tied up kermit..his contribution isn't needed anyways.

Who says you can't advertise your business on NL, even the "Sugar daddy/Mummy" type of business but hey, they are all business. I liked how he used the words "Apply" and "Opportunity" together..makes the biz advert professional---ish.


The guy above the ceo of Sugar Affair is getting his freak on too. At least, now we know why most people join the Federal ministry.

His Spartacus and Modern Combat references are just too conflicting but then again, so is Nigeria and politics. It's a win-win situation.

It's no news that Nairaland houses the funniest and craziest set of people. One could easily find comfort just by reading posts made on the FP threads.

I'll start by posting a screenshot of funnies that made my day/week.


The sherlock Holmes of bre..asts!! Oh, and what do you know, Rokiatu is also tagged in my first upload. I need not derail from my main focus.. The guy who seems to tell apart twins using nothing but Bo..obs! Legendary!

Nneka123 and Airforce1

....And their "relationship" blossomed. They both came to the same realization that they were meant for each other. What started out as a "Lemme hear your laff na" event turned into what most people would call "A fairy tale love" over night. Although, his(Airforce1) undying desire of love(lust?) for Black Chyna still had the best of him but he knows the value of his new found love and would go to any length to keep her(Nneka123) happy!.

The End.

Droidbot the narrator

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Chidonc:
Na u b our village chief oh

I seriously laffed out loud after reading your post. Really funny!!

Chidonc:
Fellow villager, so u have finally arrived

Lolz I no follow o!

First, I'd like to modify the thread's title to "Ten Annoying Habits Most guys Develop After You Become Their Girlfriend".

Now I can proceed to rectifying and to contribute in some way. And I'd also like to point out...I'm No expert in the field.

It's been pre-programmed that (most) males find some sort of newness. When such time arrives, that's when you can tell a "man LovePeddler" from a Man. "Men LovePeddler" will basically dump your ass in search of a new girl but the player type keeps playing. But when it comes to a Man, he just let his heart and mind to remember how he woo-ed you(or vice versa), the feeling and butterflies. During this process, his brain simply upgrades the girl in his mind..giving him a reason to love and stick with you.

Oh, and being jealous is a somewhat good thing..it shows he cares(to some extent).However, such relationship needs to work out their trust issues.

Chidonc:
Let me call my girlfrnd 2 comfirm if dis is tru.

LALATISCALA, is dis tru

YES HONEY

OK

Village people at work

braindamage:
...still tuning.....never seen her on my screen. Abeg, anybody wey know her programme schedule, do the needful . Tired of looking @ the married woman.. Chioma Onyeabor

*do the needful*

braindamage:
...Bros, if you know how many times I've tuned to AIT. Me wey dey watch that station just because of news

God save us!

But come o!.. I never see the girl...which time abeg?

*starts finding the remote control*

Preciousjoz

Your blessing dey do morning push-ups!! I really appreciate your response. God bless you wella.

Do have a great day!

Got a couple of questions that requires serious and urgent reply
-My GCE result lacks Yoruba Lang I.e, I didn't do it at all. I was hoping to ask if it's not a requirement at all or is it?

-What's the cutoff for Last year's EEE department?

-What's the capacity of admitted students? (as in numbers)

-How many students are admitted into the EEE department?

-Since UI doesn't allow the use of an adding machine, what's the level of their math and physics questions? Straight forward or based on technicality?


God bless as you contribute!

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