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Tinubu is a disaster nah

@FarmTech @pavore9
I get plenty ogbonge update about my plamoil business to upload oo.. make una help my ministry

Contango:
Who has noticed that people on nairaland who catch and consume weird animals are always good writers, and have a funny way of expressing their joy after a catch 🤣

Who is this man in the first place

Ibst:
They are much at that your farm

Yes o, bandry btwn 2 communities with thick forest

Thank God it's another weekend

YOUNGELDER1:
Enough meat !
See how thick that snake is 😮

The man happy no be small

You brought this hardship upon us with your unscriptural statement toward Jonathan

More pictures
The man I gave the snake wasted no time in roasting it

Good evening fam n fndz
As jack of all trades Weh I be, I went to gather palms I employed a labourer to cut yesterday. After going for like 4 trips with my wheelbarrow, i decided to check my groundnut farm to see if squirrel have done what best they know how to do.
Last year I couldn't havest a single groundnut because squirrel feasted on them. I decided this year to use fishing net to build a fence round the farm. As I approached something caught my attention, the net caught a life big python. I had to kill it with my matchet.
Unfortunately I don't eat snakes. I gave it out which I later regretted after learning I could have sold it for more than 20k.
I remain your celebrity farmer.
Pictures for your viewing pleasure
My able mod, abeg help me move am to the permanent site

MEGAWATCH:
Not only her, even Rita Nzelu who was also one of the actress in Living in Bondage also left Naija for her abroad husband when she was highly sorted after.

I believe that's one of the best decision some of them made after all these Kill and Bury going on in Nollywood today.


😎😎

Sandra acchums comes to mind

yarimo:
Aggrieved NDC aspirants supporters vs fraudsters in NDC. This is family affairs na 🤣🤣

This guys brain works anticlockwise

Testing the waters this I have seen

netmillionaires:
Boss we are still waiting for update o. Na beg we dey o

Omoh, I don forget, I even use this period buy the iron cage trap self..
No vex unfailingly I go snap am tomorrow

madridguy:
Mossad agents are getting creative with the false flags

Satanyahuu made a surprise visit to the UAE few days ago to submit the whole script to the UAE actors

Iran got the script and they quickly told the whole world that they are not planning to attack the aviation industry.

And today they finally released the movie in another dimension and landed in KSA which it's illegal for Israelis passport holders.

IRAN eyes is seeing everything in the Middle East. Let fold our hands and enjoy the real action movie.

Sa.tan shame unto you all power belongs to Jesus, shame unto you all power belongs to Jesus

God forbid
It's morally wrong

Ije uwa..
My crush that year o

helinues:
Obidients are now the one promoting Makinde, a presidential candidate as Peter Obi

That's what you get when you don't have political ideology or direction

If you aren't scared of Obi's popularity, why must you mention his name on post that doesn't concern him??

Two days Ke, our fufu here are soaked for up to a week before it ferments..
Any fufu that ferments for 2days has been added some ingredients

nairavsdollars:
Moment First Lady of France, Brigitte Macron admires President Bola Tinubu's lovely outfit.

Ain't we lucky having him as our president?

Why my people like to celebrate mediocrity.. is the outfit those terrorists terrorizing Nigerians?

Dotherightthing:
Trump is unpredictable yet I don't see him harassing Tinubu.

Nevertheless, Tinubu can't take chances.

There are urgent state matters to attend to.

Ppiiiiigggggsssss Aaammaaakkkaaaa

My brother apart of arresting him, jagaban is afraid of making a fool of himself there.. imagine him walking up to the podium and spewing trash.. is it for Ewa, agbado..

YouandiAllofus:
Some of you on this forum are drowning in delusions.

What makes you think that Tinubu will be arrested in the US?
Does Nigeria have any form of confrontation with the US?
Was Tinubu ever declared wanted by any organization at all?

Tinubu is president and would be in the US in presidential capacity and not on personal capacity if he were to attend the UNGA in the US.

If the US was at loggerhead with Nigeria, what makes you think that they would be waiting for the president to arrive their country before swinging into any form of military action when they have the capacity to execute precise military actions way beyond their border like they have shown and done before elsewhere.
I am tired of seeing this senseless topic and I don't expect to see any more of it. All of you propagating this fuulish narrative should have shame and grow up.

He's afraid of going there to make a fool of himself.. balabluee

netmillionaires:
Thanks for the attempt to explain it. But my head didn't catch it. I am still wondering why the rat will opt to pass through the hole and not somewhere else.

You can make a video when setting the trap again. Sorry for the inconvenience. Or do a close up images of important part of the setup like the wire hole and how it is attached to the stick

Hmmm.. am starting my leave next week I would ve used pictures to explain better.. but I brought one of the wire cables home.. I'll snap and send it to you tomorrow or I'll make a video of it on a dead thread and quote your moniker

BigYash:
Nice one. You're a good man with beautiful heart. God's blessings will locate you in multiple folds

Ameeeeeen ooooo.. I claim those blessings

netmillionaires:
Even if they cook such meat, it will be declare as special meat soup.
Bush meat pepper soap.
African rabbit pepper soup.
Crocodile meat pepper soup
Snake meat pepper soup.

This is because they are considered special meat and are usually expensive.

True

BigYash:
It's male o. Very big brokus right there..

Ome day for the thief ,one day for the owner. It's a win win for you.. Give it to the guy who suggested the trap idea. You will catch more.. Get the iron trap for more catch.. You might even catch grass cutter if you start using that iron trap

Sure, I gave him the catch

RandDigital:
I swear I'll never buy Nigerian food again. Can never tell what you guys cook. This is so gross 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

No restaurant cooks with this kind of meat.. it's mainly for home not public

Iambro:
can you explain how you were able to set this trap

It's easy..
Just look for a cable wire, stores that sells farm implements have them.
The wires are of various sizes depending on the animal intended for. the one for antelope is much more thicker in diameter than this one.
Once you ve the wire you look for a strong stick as you can see from the image up there, you tie one end to the stick and the there end there's a way we twist it round to enable the head of the rodent fit in.. meanwhile at the top of that stick we have the bait, either akara or roasted corn with you'll attach firmly. The stick is down at least digged into the soil (it should be strong enough to hold the animal) Once the animal climbs to get the bait, it will want to pass through the cable, once it heads fits it it's over, it will get suspended if it trys to jump down and escape.just. try as much as possible to make the cable short so that the rodent once caught will be suspended cos if it's too long and it's feet gets to the ground it will bite off the wire and escape.
I hope this my lame explanation helps

Urgent1Million:
Innocent rat that prayed to god "give us our daily bread yam" and god answered.
Now you just murdered it for no good reason.
Can't you help to feed other creatures that can't produce food for themselves?

I ve left over in my trash, they should come for them, not my investment

Fekumzi123:
Ok.
Have anyone been contacted yet?

Probably after election

kapelvej:
so , l thought I adviced you earlier to give it to your colleague that gave you the idea. you are here thanking seun and co, after eating everything

Just saying oo, I dropped it off at his place this afternoon.. if not I for don update una with the end result na

Mrchippychappy:
I am happy you called it Rat and not bush meat because that is definitely not bush meat. Please throway that thing, no chop am oh! Na rat be that

I said Giant rat..
Giant rant is different from house rat

Thundafireseun:
Commot eyes from person wife 😆😃

For animal again
Nawaoooo