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bukinimat xup na? hw did ur admission go with ui?

DrHost:
At worst 70

wow! what's ur score in physics dis last jamb?

DrHost:
going for med I guess..... Physics use to b so for me until I came across lamlad

thanks Bro. but pls what's ur performance like in physics. pik a value from 0-100

who can recommend a work ova physics textbook fr me? I'll b much grateful cos physics has been a draw back on performance

can onr change one's exam venue before the exams?

mistytohcute:
same, after i saw my result all my family members were congratulating me, i had 64, then the departmental cut off point was released 66 for pol.sci
it still feels like a dream

wow! bt bros.. hope u r dawn dreaming? it's a new yr n a new dream now! What's ur plan.... utme or u ad a change of course?

Holamarncy:
same u had 73 last year..i bet u were relaxed in d exam hall hoping d cutoff will b 70.ryt?

not really. . I just didn't knw I will do so poorly. .. given d highest was 90.. hw abt u bros!

Holamarncy:
last yr was crazy..r u sitting for mbbs

sure! u?

Holamarncy:
no mater aw much dey are..we Der enter mbbs together..it sure me

xup ur abt last year na? what happened? I greet ur courage!

wats d saga abt number of applicant any ways.... na only u wan go d ui? that's d fun if it...... those that will enter will still enter.... so focus on ur skill n proficiency n forget the other applicants jor

Lexxybooy:
Hey, weren't you cleared?

... xup na. . 73.... wasn't given mbbs

pls what's d date for this year's utme exams ?

pls guys... what abt d English novel fr last yr? are we to read just d last days @ forcadoes as d only English novel or in addition to d novels of last yr jamb..?

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FrancisTony: Dsurgeon, u attended the exam?

no! Hw did d xams go? I hear say dem dy do negative making o.. Which u guys all d best!

Marc9: PH boy? Hmm! Arin fin buruku, e ma gba mi. Oh well, I no dey beef u young man, I hv a kid to raise. D way I used to beef, way back, is like the process it takes to turn a cow to a beef. I knw u wldnt want dat, wld u?

no bros.. I nid 2 even talk wit u o.. Its lyk i nid 2 choose btw d putme n smtin mor personal.. Jst lyk wat hapend 2 u n unilag admisn

FrancisTony: You reside @Where?

delta state.. I mite nt b comin 4 d xams.. I just got a biga fish 2 fry! Its more lyk d labyrinth..

Marc9: wen is dsurgeon goin to quote his? Oh well, stil waiting sha

PH boy, u dy bif me? I neva chek o.. I wil do it wen i get 2 ibadan.

FrancisTony: Lol! Antiseptic? Why not try Izal.

Salt is dangerous when consistently applied on the body.

Why not ask why it kill earthworm easily?

... Evri household has salt.. Nt evri household has izal.. Sm cant afford it

FrancisTony: GM pals

LOL! Drink and bath with salt water? Like seriously?

Nigerian illiteracy is appealing and worth crying for.

They forgot that salt solution is hypertonic in nature which might lead to peeling of skin or another severe medical condition.

If salt truly cure, our skin that excretes sweats which contains salt as a waste product would have been an added advantage. Smh

bros! Salt is one of d natural antiseptic and desicant u can posible tink of in evry household in 9ja.. Hence it's place as a prophylaxis 4 d ebola saga.. Try knw oda risons b4 u criticise my gr8 country

Zikdik: There are various
definitions for alkali. Alkali
is often defined as a
subset of base. However,
two subsets are
commonly chosen.
A basic salt of an
alkali metal or alkaline
earth metal.
(This includes Mg
(OH) 2 but excludes
NH 3).
Any base that is
water-soluble and
forms hydroxide ions or the
solution of a base in
water. (This
excludes Mg(OH) 2
but includes NH 3).

..u Knw book

Marc9: young man, u really need to burn more mid-nite candles if u want to stand a chance to gain admission in UI. I quoted earlier dat among 4 group of pple, 3 has pointed nose(OH) while d 4th person has flat nose(NH4+). Even my 8yrs old son wld pick out d odd person among d group of friends. Nw wat is d simpliest definition of an Alkali....? Simple, an Alkali is a salt/compound dat wld readily yield an hydroxyl ion! Also, Alkalis are ionic, and their molecules ar held by ionic bond. Nw, Ca[OH]2, Mg[OH]2 and Na[OH] are all Alkali cos they readily yield OH ion to form water and salt wit an Acid. NH3(ammonia) is nt an ionic compound cos it doesn't yield OH group, and also, its molecules are bonded by Covalent bond or dative bond! Very simple! Well young surgeon, there's stil time to realingn urslf.

it's obvious dat u r truly d*ll.. U pride urself on baseles talks.. If u c d question 4 putme take d one wen u lyk.. I b tink say u gud

Holuwartayor: 1.chitin
2.peptidoglycan
3.glycogen
4.the principle state the nerve can only respond to stimulus if the stimulus exceed the threshold potential
5.adenine and guanine
6.cytosine and thymine
7.Na and K
8.acetylcholine and cholineterase
9.carl linnaeus
10. Maybe nucleous

to u numba 4... If d threshold frequency is nt reached/exceeded, dia wil b no transmisn.. To ur numba 7, which is xtracelular n intracelula?

Holuwartayor: Yea am new...pharmacy n u

oga francistony u dy c scholar? Na ur rival o

Ayomide002: I got 241 in jamb going for medicine,but I'm yet to be invited can I do. Pls?

cul down.. Continu reading.. Wen people start 2 print theirs u wil knw

Holuwartayor: 1.chitin
2.peptidoglycan
3.glycogen
4.the principle state the nerve can only respond to stimulus if the stimulus exceed the threshold potential
5.adenine and guanine
6.cytosine and thymine
7.Na and K
8.acetylcholine and cholineterase
9.carl linnaeus
10. nucleous

.. U gud.. Drop ur numba.. Make we talk.. Ur scor n cours

Pr0ton: 50:50

... Akali are soluble bases.. D least or non soluble is d ansa.. Na dis kind questn dy make person vex

Marc9: 3 options get Hydroxyl group OH, 1 option no get, shldnt it be obvious ni? Me sef no knw d answer, bt I knw say 3 get pointed nose, d last 1 get flat nose, d odd option

hmmm.. It's a gud try, bt u r rong..

Which of d ffing is nt an alkali? a. Mg(OH)2, b. Ca(OH)2, c. NaOH, d. NH3.. Pls drop ur ansas wit reasons 2 suport it

FrancisTony: lol. See finishing O.

i neva expected u 2 av made such sacarsm..

Marc9: lol! Nigerians eh! Wetin concern CBT and mbbs and scoring high or low. I sat in front of d computer, clicked d answers, which automatically are marked rite or wrong instantly. So if it was mbbs and I chose d rite answer, d computer wld mark it wrng? Lol. Africans eh! I hope u're nt gunning for mbbs cos *** sound h**f bak**! U guys shld meloo with dis hype u give mbbs. Most candidates goin for mbbs ar mor of nerds/geeks, but doesn't make them geniuses. Most nerds are nt socially inclined, so they hv all d time to demselves to jerk(read) and pass their exams. Give a deathroll inmate condition dat if he scores 380 in utme, he'l be set free, and see if he won't study like albert einstein and score 400. Young man, don't undermine ppl next time. And if u care to knw, my utme score in 2011/2012 was 296. I got admitted in unilag, but I forfeited it cos of my job. Dem promote and increased my salary exponentially, so I bcame too money conscious to quit. But dis time around, I wana chase my dream, bcom a pyschiatrist. Tho a mstke smwhere channelled me to psych, I'l re-align back wen I do master's in clinical psychology, d cousin to psychiatry! Humble me

.. U sud av a beta undastanding of tins b4 u reply! D scores of folks goin 4 mbbs ar usually divided by d percentage of people who chose mbbs in d utme so as 2 modrate dia score.. I am nt here 2 hyp ma sef, bt trust me, u sud nt av made such inductn abt afrikans n nigerians.. I truly wish u wel