₦airaland Forum

Kangal or alabai....Thank me later

Sheik Gumi right now....

Oponu!...

fattprince:
I really don't know why every time I read her story I'm always believing it even though most times I don't care about the subject matter. And like 80-90% of commenters but in here and FB are always against her or saying it's a lie. Maybe because I believe she brings most proof to her story more proof than other posters that people believe to be irrefutable sources.

surprisingly, it would shock you to know that most of these people doubting her, still have inches of doubts as to the intent behind the open fight of VDM against evil doers.....They would say that VDM is doing all he does just for clout chasing

zimpolygon:
My uncle stays too long whenever he visits. Nobody knows how to tell him to leave.


So I have this uncle. He comes to visit and he just... stays.

He will arrive at 2 PM. By 6 PM, he is still there. By 9 PM, he is still talking. By 11 PM, my dad is yawning. He does not get the hint.

My dad will say things like, "It is getting dark o." My uncle will say, "Yes, the weather is looking nice tonight." He does not understand.

We have tried everything. We stop offering food. We stop offering drinks. We just start yawning. Nothing works.

I love my uncle. But sometimes I just want to sleep and he will not leave.

Has anyone else dealt with this? How do you get rid of a visitor who refuses to leave?

Na this bolded part dey burst my head....A father who indirectly wants his brother to leave and an Uncle/brother who has mastered how to follow up with words....... ..my guy talk say " the weather is looking nice tonight"

dalitigator:
If I talk, DSS fit come and carry me. RIP to the dead.

as in eh....very anyhow people

The brains of zom...biesssss

Whether they were rescued or released, the bottom line is that they aren't in the grip of their abductors any longer and atleast for the first time after weeks, they can have a breathe of fresh air and feel at home....

Kudos to all that was involved

LALA checking for the shortest distance close to China town...!!

Damn! What an opportunity...I really gats be fast

Naustine:
Aunty! I greet o. You couldn't sleep for a month ke

the weight of the lie shock u abi?

Funny enough, I do this when I'm hungry or filled with anxiety....but not on this scale abeg.....

My people; My people..They never disappoint..

Gotocourt:
Iron condemn scrap

no time

dem no born the robot well to try that shit here .....2secs , the robot will find itself ontop weigh-balance being negotiated below company and manufacturing prize.....

Astrologyfact:
there is this saying my language that goes like this, if it gets better from today, then it really starts on time. It's never late bro, i could assist you with daily 3 to 4 odds maybe you can watch it for 2 days then you can now stake little that you can afford to loss on it, that's if you wish. But for virtual it's a no no for me.

Oya naw...open telegram group

Diamonddris:
God please na.. Please help me Lord Jesus

Omo u don finish me with laughter.....bro E reach to beg God ooo'!!......

Sucre6:
Admirer what? Are you a teenager? What the fvck am I doing with admirer ? I use the app to edit my book covers for my Amazone kindle and paper back. I don’t know what the fvck u mean by admirer . Am a guy btw , admirer what? 😂

lol....I only was generalising bruv....Omo your blood hoteth thee....

Sucre6:
lol chat GPT can design book covers, adjust and edit any picture as you wish even wedding invitations , it will do it within few seconds

make una keep on to dey edit and re-edit until an admirer asks for the real you and then your present the real low version of what he's been seeing online...gbege!!"

IamAtAnger:
Even if dem carry am go outskirts, if development reach there again, these same lots go still later sey na centre again

exactly what I have in mind to say to that fellow.....as so dem go dey shift and relocate markets till eternity?......best is to upgrade

Diamond098454:
But he's disgracing them openly.
He can do it without media coverage

when they perform their so called miracle, do they do it in secret or under heavy coverage?.....abeg an eye for an eye....make things clear!!

Fearyourcreator:
Do people don't leave comfortable life here bah

then it isn't in there system to look fresh no matter what 🤣🤣🤣

brain54:
Those two women aren't the same people...


Make una dey lie small small!

she's very much the same person bro.....just don't argue bro...!!..People don't seem to really understand how powerful COMFORT can be to one's life...

Cycling ontop bandit and kidnappers infested roads?....oh lawd!!

christejames:
Is Niger not part of Nigeria 🇳🇬 again

Niger REPUBLIC !!(A country on its own)...Not NIGER STATE

The way i go take return back eh....make that date stay postponed....and if the crush vex even after explanation, make the crush GETAT!!

marlow1962:
I will only continue the journey is the said crush was the one that paid for transportation and the cloths I will be wearing.

If I'm the one that paid everything by myself, taa make the crush gataway her dia.

If you know how much the baby just saved my nigga

u people will never succeed to kill me with laugh ....NEVER!!

Waterlilly:
It's a boring movie

for me, it wasn't boring earlier those years ....twas one of my best then ...especially the musical and dance scenes..

I'm just trying to picture how it would have been if fubara were to be ELRUFAI or even seriake Dickson.......By now, dem for don uproot all alleged cornered properties owned by Wike.....Infact , Wike would have been humbled...!

shortgun:
I won't say wike is darkness.

In Rivers State politics, the man made sacrifices and was very strategic. He singlehandedly made Amaechi governor, he fought Buhari a sitting president and won.
Wike made all the politicians holding different positions in Rivers State today and they are all loyal to him.
Wike is the exact replica of Tinubu in Lagos state.

you have obviously said it all bro.....for a long time now, I keep telling people of the very familiar character between the trio TINUBU, WIKE and HOPE UZODINMA......These men aren't men that are easily shoved aside...

Make I hear say no NIGERIAN lives there.....

Agent8706:
We still have a long way to go in this country. When the youths are not ready to lead, this same bunch of corrupt and incompetent men will do the leading.

youths wey dey busy with content creation?...lol...I laugh!...

kingthreat:
It's okay to act matured and shake hands. But for someone that has constantly vilified your personality online, it would be understandable to refuse his handshake. That's why I like Donald Trump, don't think of even coming close if you mock him.

..Donald Trump and Wike....Both will give it to you as it is ...No time hiding behind smoke screens forming brotherhood...

Obi and Kwankwaso left same time;same day ...yet obi is the one they would always want to speak about just to attain orgasm...