₦airaland Forum

Draggun:
If you believe this Coffin is worth #130m, put your two hands on your empty skull and pray for sense to locate you.

Oga, call the number of APAMS, the undertakers and you will relate well.

If you are not from the East, you will never understand.

Same reason why fish or meat is used to lure rat to a trap

Do you think Isrealis are as dumb as some sorry seeking mugus , who would let bomb explode under the pants of those terrorists?

No one can handle terrorist by default like Isrealis

Abeg o, which fuel Dem wan take drive am??

People's heroes in their underwears 🩳

Chai! E no get wetin IDF no go see for underground tunnel o

AcuraZDX:
Are you okay?

What's stopping you from coming down to Aba to take pictures of where the larger population lives?

You think Aba is Ogbomosho or Ikare Akoko?

The guy you quoted and his likes feel that an Igbo man came to Lagos because his place is inhabitable.

The sense wey e no get no tell am say for an Igbo man's things to always be special with highbrow taste in Lagos, shows that his kind of taste started somewhere in his village before coming to Lagos and he is always hustling to still keep the standard back home

Kobojunkie:
Una no go take pictures of places were the vast majority of the population in fact live. na only places where middle class and upper live una go dey record for here dey tell us say government dey work. Kind of like how Lagos State only shows pictures of places like Lekki and nice areas of Ikoyi but rarely ever pictures of places like Ikorodu, Imota, Ketu, Oshodi(were people actually live), Ojota, Epe, etc.

this thing wey do you,dey for una blood

Una Horrible, no be small

EVERY penny?
Until you tell us the auto Ai that kept the records for the said 3 years, you just dey play.

helinues:
Good

FX surging things. Other African countries are welcome.

So many goods should be passing through Lagos port now. Economy boosting for the state

sorry

Truly, shifting blames in everything is in their blood

May the generations of our leaders and their supporters, never even afford the fish heads for their meals

Righthussle:
Oga, The only thing I will tell you is that I am not a Muslim.

madam, who asked you?

Righthussle:
Oga, The only thing I will tell you is that I am not a Muslim.

and who asked you?

Righthussle:
This young man who is not even a Christian killed himself for killing helpless and innocent children and women but Righteousness is on Nairaland dancing and celebrating the killing of helpless and innocent people because they practice a religion different his religion.

I spit on all organized religions.

How many of your terrorists heroes is even depressed, carrying out terrorist activities? Thank goodness that he was even humane & emotional, hence depressed.

911 comes to mind, any regrets killing innocent Americans in cold blood? They are always playing the victims' card, every of their actions are right in their eyes.

Don't forget that such traumatic experiences are always common amongst military combatants, everywhere in the world. Don't come here to cap trash.

TruthU87:
CNN published an article discussing the challenges IDF soldiers face with suicide.

Air Force officer Asaf Dagan left a suicide note for his mother before he committed suicide yesterday.

Dagan killed hundreds of Palestinians, destroyed homes of entire families, and wiped them from the civil registry in Gaza.

He developed post-traumatic stress disorder and committed suicide. Because of suicide, he won't get a military funeral under military law.

These are his words:



No peace for the wicked,

pained beer parlour analyst

chrisxxx:
Has Fubara commissioned riff raff to threaten FG? No one can saber rattle FG. Tinubu has said the two parties could go to court. Fubara has state funds to his disposal. If he is legally right with his actions and inaction he does not need to threaten FG.

all you can do is sit in that one room apartment, where you are squatting and talk for FG.

When we had the pipelines going up in flames in the past, what did you and your FG do ?

All I have to say is , GO HOME AND FIX YOUR OWN FAMILY. Bunch of defenders of people's wives and fixers, repairers of other people's home crises.

"I will call my dad! I will call my dad"

Couple of years ago, that was how my little sister started a fight , push the husband over the edge and brought me in. Today, they are the best and one of the most successful couples in town. Now brother in-law stopped talking to me for over 2 years plus.

The one wey dey pain me pass be people here from broken homes, unhealthy toxic relationships, no relationship, unserious relationships, individuals full of jealousy and enemies of progress will be here acting woke and activists

naijapikin2:
SHILOH 2024
EVER WINNING WISDOM

THE THEME HAS BEEN DECLARED


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLaG1QKbQTg?si=TUAio5odfl1dQWJI

Fortune is my Portion.

I am also redeemed to flourish in hard times

Dem suppose don spy Iran finished before the first hit.

Their nuclear program don spoil

WeddingParol:
You don't get the narrative.

If you prevent them from stealing and you are not also stealing, they call you wicked person.

But if you prevent them from stealing but you are stealing alone, you are called "Ole (thief)"

Analysis no go kii you, my brother

You met a TOTAL stranger online and you get mind to go on a secret date with him.

Please, I am not talking to the dead girl but the senseless lady , already booked tomorrow

BlueStripper:
Lagos State, the only progressive state.

how about your state?

MadPolitician:
Read in between the lines. They have been asking for it, right back to babangida days.

when they ask you to remove, you removed. You be mumu. You go kill yourself if they ask you to ?

Criminals using imf to perpetuate their crimes

EmperorCaesar:


Ekpa did nothing wrong tho, he only tried to fly the tribal card which most of his people(Okonjo-Iweala inclusive) would covertly wave in their closets

She only called him out because Ekpa publicly tagged her. Hypocrite dem dem

The strongest ruler in history was Genghis Khan, but not even he commanded so much power like Ekpa (" The guy in Helsinki is bossing around over 40 million minnows in Nigeria, and they're doing what he says)



Ojukwu's dream, Ekpa's reality

perhaps, the GREAT Ojukwu's Spirit hunted your spineless father to his grave and now , he is after you.

Down2earth101:


East f'EAST'in on emselves ... When they eventually get their BeeAreFra no soul would be left to be called the rising sun... Cos then the sun go done set

madman! It is cultism we talking here!
Na senseless people like you that are carrying out the killing

Righthussle:
I hope say him carry the bribes go.

whose stupidity did you inherit?

So the suspects are nameless

Shadomaan7:
The opposition are just too unserious. They are not even interested in winning the 2027 election. They are just busy online attacking others instead of strategizing on how to win the election

the opposition should just relax. They are far not among the hungry Nigerians.

I want hunger and hardship to deal with every citizens , so that their senses will come alive.
It was not the opposition that fixed the political problems in Kenya and some other crimes.

Deji should know that those he mentioned are not suffering. He is the one of those unstable human right activists we have in Nigeria

yyba:
Op this kind shame you need to relocate to far away Gaza

IDF no dey follow anybody smile these days o

immortalcrown:
The unfriendliness of the taxation system lies in the tax rate (the total amount an individual pays yearly) and how you use the tax, not in the divisions of the tax.

10 different taxes that amount to 1,000 Naira yearly are better than a single tax that amounts to 5,000 Naira yearly.

So, does your e-ticket reduce the amount an individual pays as yearly tax and ensure prudent spending of the taxes? If not, be sincere to say that your concern is not about the taxpayers but about collecting all the money from the untrustworthy tax collectors you deploy.

As you introduce the single tax system, be accountable as well. May God help your administration to serve well.

Lagos owoda mindset.

You guys will one day tell us why you hate every decent and straight forward things

ObosiLandlord:
By the time you take a look at the exchange rate and minimum wage, you will find out is not cheap. But the pace at which the naira is losing value and how cost of living is rising is so scary.

why is naira losing value? What is Benin Republic, Togo, Ghana doing that we can't do or what do they have that we don't have?

A dealer of multimedia equipment told me how he went to buy Tokumbo projectors in lagos and Nigeria dealers had to wait for dealers from Togo to buy to their fill first before they could attempt to buy.

Togolese dealers comfortably pay #150,000 for 1unit whereas their Nigerian counterparts beg for #65,000 for the lowest grade, when the togolese are done buying.

It shall never be well the generations of these thieves, ruling this country. As for their supporters, hunger has kicked off their own punishment already

money121:
All is well

well where?

Has it gotten to where we don't know what is well ?