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Romance / Re: She Said She Missed Her Period by EarthKing(m): 11:57pm On May 03, 2019
She said she missed her period, mean say she dorn miss her period... Kpomkwem!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Not Ripe For Electronic Voting, Says INEC by EarthKing(m): 6:32am On Apr 30, 2019
Don't forget while you're waiting for a girl to ripe others are already eating it with salt(on a lighter note).

Let's wait for the real giant of Africa(Rwanda) to kick start it, before we follow suit.

INEC should swallow their pride and go to the ant(Bank) and learn.
• How they issue ATM card to their customers on the same day of registration.

•How the online banking system works.

If banks can achieve this in the same Nigeria, why is INEC still saying Nigeria is not ripe for electronic voting?

Just tell us you are skeptical of losing your job to computers, no body would beat you.
In the main time, keep budgeting billions on rigged elections.

One day it would be Nigerians turn.

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Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Lock Lips With His GF, Stefflondon As He Teaches Her Zlanta's Slangs. by EarthKing(m): 8:10pm On Apr 29, 2019
From the way he delivered in his first single, like to party. I knew he was pregnant with a lot of hit jams.

Keep delivering without CS, OluwaBourna.

In his voice; "if you call I go come deliver, I no go falli your handi never ".

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Politics / Re: Pressure Mounts On Yahaya Bello, Set To Dump APC For Accord Party- Kogiflame.com by EarthKing(m): 5:51pm On Apr 26, 2019
chiefobdk:


This article is fake. dont believe it,, yahaya Bello is not friends with Ortom. He worked against Ortom during election
. I thought as much. heard its just mare rumour.
Politics / Re: Pressure Mounts On Yahaya Bello, Set To Dump APC For Accord Party- Kogiflame.com by EarthKing(m): 8:17am On Apr 25, 2019
The only thing that cut my attention was his friend Samuel Ortom advice him to dump the party.

Show me your friends and I'd tell you who you are.

Well, both of them are still dragging the worse governor that ever emerge on the surface of the earth.

We have never had it this bad in Kogi, not even under Augustine Anebo the military governor.

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Romance / Re: How GAME Of THRONES Will END. by EarthKing(m): 3:47am On Apr 25, 2019
In Teni's voice "I don't know nothing oo, I'm still a fargin o" I'm John Snow like that! :-
Fashion / Re: Meet Yvonne Rofem, The 'Tallest Girl In Nigeria'. Photos by EarthKing(m): 9:59am On Apr 23, 2019
Tallest lady with a high heel sanders ... Is that one tall? Iranu oshi!

Someone should help me with the memes of that small baby squeezing face!

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Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by EarthKing(m): 9:03am On Apr 22, 2019
bukatyne:
It is well.
. Even in the well, I guess.
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by EarthKing(m): 9:02am On Apr 22, 2019
lefulefu:
beautiful celine dion dat used to look fwesh and choppable those days.her recent pixs shocked me as well.i think the loss of her husband affected her terribly.
. Gbam! at shop able... you got me rolling on the floor. In her voice, I guess that's the way it is.
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by EarthKing(m): 10:10pm On Apr 21, 2019
bozzyjoan:

fear MAKE UP BROS
. True that bro. But she still tried though, as make up can't even help some again.
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by EarthKing(m): 10:00pm On Apr 21, 2019
bukatyne:


I wonder what happened to Celine Dion
. Even me too. I felt pity for when I saw her recent pic. That woman has been Through a lot lately.
Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by EarthKing(m): 2:23pm On Apr 21, 2019
She is still pretty @ 49. Celine Dion is not that older than her, she has wrinkled away.

Shan George is the original version of runs girl in her prime. The synonyms of present day slay queen. Can't lie, the business has given her a livelihood, may God continue to keep her.

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Celebrities / Re: Shan George Celebrates 49th Birthday With Cute Makeup Photos by EarthKing(m): 2:23pm On Apr 21, 2019
She is still pretty @ 49. Celine Dion is not that older than her, she has wrinkled away.

Shan George is the original version is runs girl in her prime. The synonyms of present day slay queen. Can't lie, the business has given her a livelihood, may God continue to keep her.

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Jesus Vs Beyoncé Trending On Twitter - Nigerians React To The Comparison by EarthKing(m): 10:31pm On Apr 20, 2019
Chioma Jesus and Beyonce? Now Beyonce know how it feels to be compared with Michael Jackson.

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Politics / Re: Governor Wike, The Most Romantic Governor In Nigeria (Kissing Wife Pictures) by EarthKing(m): 8:21pm On Apr 16, 2019
They have a lot of history together. Saw their troback pic in law school, and I was stunned.

At least we would not accuse the woman of gold digging.

I feel this is what you'd get_when you get married to your best friend. #WikeMyKindOfMan.

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Romance / Re: What Are My Chances??? by EarthKing(m): 7:54pm On Apr 15, 2019
Femziecarlos:

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I have considered that too, but getting pregnant before marriage has a lot of rites and rituals to be done for it...I no fit just do am, na why I bone that side
. Hahah at I no fit just do am. I understand. but There are many ways to kill a rat without shading blood Sha.
Romance / Re: What Are My Chances??? by EarthKing(m): 12:36am On Apr 14, 2019
Since you love her so much and sensed you don't wanna lose her. Find a way to plant your seed in there. They would send her to your house straight.

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Romance / Re: Nairalander's Pls Help... I Dont Want To Go Nuts by EarthKing(m): 3:06pm On Apr 11, 2019
Op, instead of going nut... I'd advise you go Bolt to make things fast.

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Sports / Re: Messi Gets A Broken Nose And Swollen Eye After Collision With Chris Smalling by EarthKing(m): 11:12pm On Apr 10, 2019
MISTAICEY02288:
Nice one

Manchester United really did a great job tonight.. Haters thought we would be disgraced with like 3 goals upwards but it was just a goal to nil which isn't really bad.. If we could go to the 2nd leg with more enthusiasm and team spirit, we could pull off a stunt there..

For sure i know its gonna be difficult beating Barca at Camp Nou, but it's football and anything is possible... GGMU!
. In Gim Beglin's voice "losing a goal to nill is so gulling " If you are a PES fan, you'd know.
Romance / Re: Eudoxie Yao Joins Twerking Gang. Fans Go Gaga by EarthKing(m): 6:02pm On Apr 09, 2019
Already doing Anthony Joshua in my mind... Mind blowing.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by EarthKing(m): 7:27pm On Apr 08, 2019
You would do all this enlisted by most ladies. Only to find out they are cheating on you with a guy that has all there so called turn off, coz he has money.

Owo lo ni koko my �s
take care of yourselves not because of any woman. do it for your own peace of mind.
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Visits President Buhari In State House by EarthKing(m): 6:28pm On Mar 25, 2019
I want to introduce to you the youngest and the most clueless governor -- permit me.
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie And Wole Soyinka Pictured Together by EarthKing(m): 1:35pm On Jan 26, 2019
Truly, real recognize real.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Awaits Atiku At The Airport As He Returns From His Victorious Trip In by EarthKing(m): 4:09pm On Jan 19, 2019
I remember when I was growing up in the hood, I was the king Kong of my area. Each time I come across an opponent who is greater than me, instead of conseading defeat.

I'd rule a line for my opponent with mixed emotions(fear/confidence), "If you know them born you well cross this line".

That's exactly what APC lead goverment has been doing. Massive humiliation awaits them in february 16 poll(take it or leave it), I don't care.

Welcome back jhoor the incoming president with swag. Atiku in U. S. A look more presidential even without the backing of the constitution.

Les I forget, #LetsMakeNigeriaWorkAgain jhoor.

Romance / Re: What Childish Thought Did You Grow Up With by EarthKing(m): 11:48pm On Jan 04, 2019
That when you swallow an orange seed, it will germinate through your head! Pathetic.
Crime / Re: Man Pulls Off His Shirt To Fight Colleague. See What Happened Seconds Later. by EarthKing(m): 10:23pm On Dec 09, 2018
Diiet:
The guy could be battling an ailment before the fight. someone that big, and without any kind of illness can't be knocked down like that within seconds to the extent that water had to be poured on him to bring him back to life.
. Goes well to show that size doesn't matter. All you need is to be skillful grin Ladies take note .
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Wants Buhari Voted Out, Denies Being Neutral - Kehinde Akinyemi by EarthKing(m): 10:15pm On Dec 09, 2018
Yusman316:

So Buhari should go and sit as trial judge and start sending people to jail, just to prove he is fighting corruption. He is fighting corruption fairly that is why opposition members are not in jail. If it were a persecution, half of PDP members will be in prison right now
. If he cannot make the law that would send them to jail why all the noise about fighting corruption? APC, PDP it's just thesame thing with different name. I don't really care about any of them. I just want Nigeria to be great again. That's all I want.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Wants Buhari Voted Out, Denies Being Neutral - Kehinde Akinyemi by EarthKing(m): 5:34pm On Dec 09, 2018
Any well meaning Nigerian would want Buhari voted out. Fighting corruption top Buhari's agenda, yet nobody has being jailed since the inception of his administration till now.

All we have is baptism from PDP to APC(from sinner to a saint).

Even Obasonjo with his witch hunting fought corruption than Buhari.

Rome was not built in a day. We know! In the words of zig ziglar "you can tell how high a building is going to be by how deep the dig the foundation ".

APC's foundation is shallow. Give them 100 years they'd still blame PDP for all the wrongs

Les I forget... We need to get Nigeria working again.

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Celebrities / Re: You Dey Craze; Davido Slams Mayorkun by EarthKing(m): 5:28pm On Dec 09, 2018
There is nothing new. If you doubt me go to oshodi, one oga would be telling his apprentice "sey Oya werey ni for free" grin
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son Surprise Tiwa Savage's Son At His Christmas Party With... by EarthKing(m): 5:23pm On Dec 09, 2018
Now I'm forced to believe in my ss1 physics "like charge attract while unlike charge repel.

Your parents work too hard for it. Enjoy yourselves kids.

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