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what do you mean by most especially Hausa

what do you mean most especially Hausa

ObiOkpor:
Go to a court and swear an affidavit.

Thanks I don't know I can just do everything by going to court
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Thanks

lofty900:
Change ur name? Hope you ain't a wanted criminal?

No

Hello fellow Nairalanders please I'm currently a jambite seeking admission to a university. All my documents I'm using for admission processing contains the current name I'm using and I want to change my name

will I go Neco office to change the name on certificates

go to NPC office
Go to LGA office


Please help me with your suggestions and ways to do that officially.

09034944246

I'm joining placarder any moment from now

maybe I may meet Dangote

true talk oga omojuwa

fayose is a tout still claiming to be people's governor

this country importing this importing that, import toothpicks to the extent of dog. kai what country


We should change the name of this country to


Federal Importing Country of Nigeria

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Oh my God! Not another Toyin gibberish on front page again!

just like that oooo
I dey work I dey chop just like that pool
For where I dey chop I dey read Nairaland Na the goat con eat my food

Quote of the week
Corruption is not stealing. - Badlock Egbere jolanta



if we don't kill corruption, corruption will kill us - Muhammadu Buhari

pls add me on 09034944246

Spanner4:
Who is murtala Mohammed? I don't knw who he is

check your 20 Naira note

corruption

Efcc Efcc Efcc how many times do I call you why are you wasting your time. you should just arrest this ineffectual buffoon.


wait where is ICPC self are they not working we are hearing Efcc alone

make the judge sack everyone no election take place in anambra

you are an idiot the pics you take for daura is just an ordinary cattle street sellers while the one for Kenya is a professional one we have something good pass this in Ilorin

neco is the exam body
majority of people pass the 2015 exams

I did not even read the post
pls summarize the long post

FTC my year of joy

I did not even read the post
pls summarize the long post

hope this make front page

FTC all the, I only came to Nairaland to read comments

NDA ko. NPC ni
why would I go waste my precious life fighting with no arms.

#CurseForDasukiDescendants



street roaming ti takeover

AN IGBO WROTE THIS AND I FEEL IT IS WORTH SHARING
Please take your time and read this

A CLARION CALL FOR US (IGBOS) TO RESTORE OUR IMAGE:

There is a dangerous trend I have noticed in this country and I wish to appeal to all well meaning Igbo people all over the world to stand up and help to restore our image as a region. Each time I listen to Radio programs or read comments on Facebook, Twitter etc, I notice that people who appear to be defending corruption these days are mostly people from our region. We are good people and highly industrious. We were trained with high moral values, and we're taught to always conduct ourselves in ethical and professional manner. Therefore, my heart bleeds each time I see my people openly defending corruption thereby giving us bad image in the country.

Abacha's son and some of the people who served under him were incarcerated for many years, I didn't see any Northerner shout witch-hunt.... I can bet you, if IBB, Atiku etc are arrested today, no Hausa person will protest. Dasuki has been held for some months now, no northerner has openly come out to protest. Over 100 members of the Shiite group were killed last month by the Nigerian military, till date I've not heard the Hausas shouting "witch-hunt"

When OBJ was president, the people that criticized him the most were the Yorubas. He openly disgraced Tafa Balogun and some other prominent Yorubas for corruption and no yoruba person made any noise. Bode George was jailed some years ago and no Yoruba person shouted witch-hunt.... I can go on and on and on..... even recently Olu Falae was fingered in the arms deal scandal, and the Yorubas have not spared him.

But anytime GEJ's name is mentioned for the way he mismanaged our economy, my people will jump out in his defense.... when did we loose our sense of morality to this extent When did we go this low as a people Are we now proud of evil All over the world, people are held to account for their stewardship when they leave office. Because if there are no consequences for corruption then the whole world will be like a zoo. Sadly, in Nigeria we are shamelessly supporting evil and making excuse for corrupt people. People who say don't talk about GEJ or dont blame GEJ seem not to understand the dangerous path they are taking our country to. This is the first time this is happening in the history of Nigeria.... PMB can also decide to loot our treasury and go and if we protest, the northerners will say he is past we should focus on the future.... the next president will also come and loot and go and this evil trend will continue till the country will finally collapse right before us.

I know that so many people will attack me for this post, but let it be on record that I spoke out at a time like this when some people are giving our region bad image. There are times when silence is not golden. Evil thrive when good people keep silence. We are good people and we must arise to salvage our image and restore National and international trust. Nigeria is bigger than GEJ or PMB. Nigeria should be more important to us than PDP or APC. It's not compulsory for everybody in the country to support the president or party in power, but it's important to criticize objectively. Be a catalyst, not an enemy of state.

God in His infinite wisdom inspired some people to write the Bible, He didn't ask them to write about leaders who succeeded alone, He also inspired them to write about the Rulers who failed, so that we can learn from them. All over the world leaders are remembered for good or for bad. Mahatma Ghandi, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Nelson Mandela, Olusegun Obasanjo, Bill Clinton, Abacha, Martin Luther King, IBB, Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin etc have all lived and some are dead but they are all still being remembered for their successes and failures.. this is why it's important to always utilize your opportunities very well so that you will be remembered for good after you exit from office/earth. GEJ failed and he will always be on the wrong side of history (just like all our past rulers in Nigeria) so no one should tell me not to talk about him anymore, because there is no future if you don't properly analyze the past and learn from it.

When a child falls down, he stands up and continue running, but when an adult falls down, he will look back and understand what made him fall and address it before taking any step further. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Let's not forget that the world is not destroyed by those who do evil, rather the world is destroyed by those who support evil....

those fucking Christians and Jewish, they really can sin a lot

Islam ti take over

been the head over 100 millions people is not easy
FTC
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Mario for life
boya loma dele, Ni bi loma kusi

Mario for life
boya loma dele, Ni bi loma kusi

Kelklein:
This post is directed mostly at newbies on Nairaland.

For education purpose only.

Feel free to post a review/addition/correction etc.

1. NL ➡ abb. for Nairaland

2. NLer ➡ abb. for Nairalander. A member of the forum.

3. mods ➡ short for 'moderators'. Coordinate the activities of each section of the forum. Ensure orderliness and strict observance of rules by members.

4. Supermods ➡ short for 'supermoderators'. Mostly responsible for pushing post to the frontpage. Also hand out ban to defaulters. e.g. when you see lalasticlala, he's one.

5. Op ➡ abb. for 'opener of post'? refers to a member that opens a particular topic.

6. MT ➡ short for 'mention'. This shows when a member's moniker is mentioned in a post, or a post by a member is quoted.

7. L&S ➡ abb. for 'likes and shares'. Indicates your likes and shares for a post.

8. New ➡ This shows topics newly posted. Arranged in chronological order. If you want to be first to comment on a post, bookmark this page.

9. Recent ➡ This shows topics recently posted on different sections.

10. Trending ➡ This is like a 'second' frontpage. Whenever you get bored with the frontpage, this is a sure place to find exciting topics.

11. Fp ➡ short for frontpage. This is the first topic board (Homepage) you see immediately you enter the site.

12. Moniker ➡ (lol! sounds like 'monica'). This is simply another word for 'username'. It's a slang for nickname.

13. dp ➡ short for 'display picture'.

14. guest ➡ an unregistered member who is visiting the forum. Or a registered member who is yet to login.

15. pm ➡ short for 'private message'. Similar to dm (direct message) on twitter, only messages are sent to the email with which you register on the forum.

16. FTC ➡ abb. for 'first to comment'. it is said that members get excited when they are first to comment on a post. Reason for this is still not clear tho. Many believed it has to do with the number of likes & shares associated with first post on a topic.

17. Endtime ➡ slang used to describe a weird stuff. Even though the word itself is a/an noun/adverb. NLers somehow convert it to an adjective. e.g. an endtime topic. The slang was believed to be first used by a NLer called lasisi69. Tho this has not been verified.

18. ban ➡ This occurs when a member breaks certain forum rules. He/She will not be able to reply to a post or create a topic for the period of the ban. Ban duration can be from few hours to few days, depending on the nature of the offence.

19. Seun ➡ This is the moniker of the NL owner - Oluwaseun Osewa. He also serves as a supermod atimes when he's less occupied. You can call him the 'general overseer' (Daddy GO) of Nairaland•••

20. This list is not exhaustive... please feel free to add yours.

kelklein!

"when you educate a man; you educate a man.

When you educate a woman; you educate a generation;
Brigham young

bumi10:
Just dey mimd my own business oo na him i came across this powerful but hilarious definition of our able anti-graft agencies.

Definition: EFCC/DSS - This is a system in which an accused person is first arrested, detained endlessly while the anti-corruption agency goes about looking for evidence.

Guy watin una think?

Who care, you can define it the way you like. all I know is that looters must vomit

#LoveForBuhari.