MechanicMike:
M.O.D FRONT PAGE PLEASE...URGENT!!!

I saw my friends wife in church on Sunday for the first time & I fell in love the moment he introduced me...the problem is she is lightskin & he shouldnt hav bring her to church. I love lightskin women. I can't stop dreaming about her all day. How do I tell her I love her without letting my friend no?

Please help

MrCork you never still tire for this forum?

Drfernandez, dude should get an offer to work with CIA or DSS cos his skills are top notch

tito44:


Common shut it.
Foóls like u always sound stupid trying to make sense

he is right.
Igbos are the main terrorists Tinubu should target cos they will thrive on lies and defamation to rubbish tinubu's Regime.
Na God go punish all of una igbos.
That idiot with moniker successmatters will die an untimely death very soon.
Which 750 fuel did he buy in Mushin when we all know the flat head pig is staying in Owerri.
Fuel increment is mostly in SE and we all know you are all theives.
JaredH please ignore these people

successmatters:
It's N750 at Mushin Lagos now.

igbos. SMH
Na God go punish all of una
Bastards

victorsola:
why all this lies I still bought fuel in my area at 220

that's the work of the opposition, since their hero couldn't become president they now decide to thrive on lies and defamation to rubbish the new President.
Ignore jobless Salamrushdie, he's a jobless slowpoke

rOsy247:


Who's this one?

the guy with numerous monikers that used to cause trouble and clone accounts
You had an account my name mira4u right.
Hope you've changed now cos you used to be a bitter woman

Camoready:
Emefiele pay us our salary oo

as in who.
Memo I just read from Cbn is shocking.
Delay in salary because of glitches from cbn

GamaG:
I BELIEVE BY NOW ALL THE BANKS MIGHT HAVE BEEN CREDITED, CHECK YOUR BALANCE TO VERIFY. ACCESS BANK DIDN'T SEND ME MESSAGE BUT THE MONEY WAS THERE

you've been paid April's salary?

OneTemplate:


Buhari just did not care. Till today I am still astonished at how unprofessionally and cynically he ran Nigeria in direct contravention of best global practices.

Imagine important security agencies and territorial integrity institurions s of Nigeria (the Army) fighting themselves at Buhari's instigation when they should be professional alway in working together and solving dispute amicably and with full recourse to provisions of the rule of law.

I dont even want to think about the worst of it under Buhari. A nightmare TBH.

exactly and his silence and nonchalant attitude made criminals to continue on serial crime cos they know they have impunity as there's a president that doesn't give a damn.
I'm now awaiting how Tinubu will tackle insecurities.
I pray God gives him the grace

ImpregnaTor:
I pray it shrinks to zero!

All our states need to have a real and functional economy that can generate revenue huge enough to fund infrastructural development and other things.

I'm not a fan of this breastfeeding system of government; how can we become a developed country with this system?

your father.
Back to sender

Parachoko:
The Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) shared N655.932 billion among the three tiers of government in April 2023, a decrease compared to the previous months.
The decline in allocation was primarily due to decreases in petroleum profit tax, company income tax, import and excise duties, oil and gas royalties, as well as a marginal decrease in value-added tax (VAT) and electronic money transfer levies (EMTL).

Nigeria’s oil production dropped by 2% in March 2023 compared to February, but overall, crude oil production in Q1 2023 showed a significant improvement compared to the previous year.
A communique issued by the Federation Account Allocation Committee FAAC in its latest meeting on Friday said it shared a sum of N655.932 billion among the three tiers of government in April 2023.

The figure compares with N714.629 billion shared in March and N722.677 billion shared in February 2023. The Federal Government had the biggest draw from the account (56%), the 37 State Governments (24%), the 774 Local Governments (20%), and other relevant agencies in the country.

The month-on-month decline is traceable to a significant decrease in petroleum profit tax (PPT), company income tax, import and excise duties, and oil and gas royalties, also a marginal decrease in VAT and EMTL.

The major drivers of the account are made up of five items which are: gross statutory revenue (GSR), Value Added Tax (VAT), exchange gain (EG), electronic money transfer levies (EMTL), and augmentation from forex equalization account.

Many States rely solely on FAAC allocations to run their states with very minimal Internally Generated Revenue (IGR). Based on the 2022 Budget report, states like Lagos Rivers Kaduna and Ebonyi have comparatively limited dependence on federally distributed revenue for their operations.


In contrast, states like Benue, Taraba, Adamawa, Yobe and Bayelsa either need to work harder on growing their Internally Generated Revenue considering the size of their operating expenses or work on pruning their operating expenses.

Based on data from the National Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC), Nigeria’s oil production dropped month on month, down 2% to 1.517 million barrels per day (mbpd), in March 2023, from 1.547mbpd recorded in February 2023.

The nation’s output had risen by 3.5% in February 2023 to 1.54mbpd from 1.494mbpd recorded in January. Nigeria produced about 70% of its 1.8mbpd OPEC quota in Q1 2023. Despite the March drop, the Q1 performance is a significant improvement in crude oil production from last year when production was at an all-time low.

When compared with the country’s budget benchmark, actual crude oil production in Q1 2023 was c.75.6% of the 1.69mbpd day in the 2023 budget.


https://nairametrics.com/2023/05/23/the-federation-common-purse-monthly-sharing-faac-is-shrinking/

655 billion is big.
There was a month it declined low to 500 billion

lhordspy:
Very nice.

The era of government agencies behaving anyhow, unprincipled and sordidly are over. We now have a proactive government, who is anything but nonchalant nor 'deaf', that can take control and will take control of the country.

The days of unchecked bad policies, unruly behaviours from governmental organisations and agencies are over.

Let it be known, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is incharge not deciding-cabal.

omo tinubu is actively working oooo unlike buhari that was just plain dumb

cyborg123:


Or the presidency expresses shock at the conflict between two key security agencies.

olatade:
This is what I voted for honestly. In those days you will be hearing 'I am not aware'

Or I heard it and I was so surprised like this one below
https://www.nairaland.com/5656908/activities-bandits-surprised-me-buhari

Edipet:
29+ , B.Eng

Same with you.
Though mine is Bsc Ed and I'm 30.
Edidiong by name.
God shall see us through.
If your immunity is strong get Xasten sha e dey work but side effects dey

Angelfrost:


You are going do this for another 8 years?!! Insulting and fighting everyone who criticizes the president from APC?!!!

Na wa o!!!

Is this really a fruitful and fulfilling job?!!!

i supported Obi but had no choice than to stand with President Bola Ahmed Tinubu as soon as he was sworn in.
I've never been an apc supporter.
This is my first time because we Nigerians trust in Tinubu, He is our messiah and the hope of Nigerians, he shall rule over us for ever and we Nigerians shall serve him.
He did it by transforming Lagos and we all saw it, he shall do it again by transforming Nigeria and lead us to Canaan

Edipet:
it's easier to loose weight than to gain weight. Mine is pathetic, I'm too tiny, too gain weight I need rest of mind and money. But to loose weight you need just exercise, checkmate what you eat, stress, water and have something to worry about, that is easier. But to gain weight money, rest of mind which are not easy to get

what's your age and qualification?

Octopusssy:
Confusion everywhere. Nigerians brace yourselves for tough days ahead because we are our own worst enemies. See the speed at which these hopeless marketers and filling stations began hoarding fuel. Before we blame the government, let us look inwards. Nigerians are terrible and greedy

Ishilove keep quiet, I know you're an obidingbat

Ezeama400:
Always saying stupid things at the sight of microphone without reasoning, subjecting Nigerians to unnecessary suffering..

See how his careless statement pushed Nigerians to hardship since morning ...

His handlers should advice this drug addict to seek their opinion before making a public statement..

All in a bid to sound as a decisive leader of agboros he embarrassed himself with subsidy talk

empty Rants from a frustrated obidingbat

Zonefree:

If you believe Tinubu got good plans for Nigeria, then I have a flying elephant to sell to you.

limit your trolling to romance section oga.
No be everytime you go dey play

MrAgbako:
are you from sisterfire gang?

tbat drugs addicted werey

Rostikol:


You are wrong.

Do you know that this Earth is not the way they told you it is? It is actually a flat surface sitting inside a vast ocean, protected by a metal firmament.

You will realise this the day you leave this Earth.

is it this ocean that borehole water comes from?

mirinder:
you suck dick?

no be ashawo beer parlour be this oga

oloshun:
Most people don't believe but reincarnation is of the most real thing in life. For instance, as I type, my name is Babatunde, I might not remember everything about my past life, but I tell you, I remember 50% of it. To nail it, I remember the cause of my death and the face of the last nurse that was in the room in the last dying minutes. She was the same nurse when I was reborn 3 years after. I am still friend with the grandchildren of the friend that poisoned me to death in my past life. There are many of things I still remember. I had three wives in my past life and three of them are still mygrandmother's, and many more. Apart from age differences, my uncles and aunts still come to me for advices everytime. Lastly, I was a great Orisa worshipper in my past life, and I am still one now. My name was Olayiwola-Olosun then, my current name is still Olayiwola-Olosun.

NDLEA has a lot of work to do this Tinubu regime by flushing drug addicts like you.
Visit Yabaleft hospital.
You're not normal bro

vRendoh:



It is normal! She is only fortunate to recall and listening Parents also. Other Children did but were not heard. Many of us are returning the second or twenteth times depending on how long it takes you to clean your path to near perfection. Please take care of the Child.

iranu

AmazonTopaz:

Wow

atheist wey no get sense.
This thread is beyond your comprehension

Snowx:
Give her fish to know if she can eat it? Lol

awon mammy water spirits

Onyinyechiugly1:
Treat malaria and typhoid fever for her.

Akuko!

I love this

Sacrosanct12:
this your comment, I go screenshot am then use am as portrait for my shop .

nothing funny in that guys comment

LaRosa01:
we dont want her retained,she has already been retained.we want her made the minister of foreign affairs

no be you say you want track person?

Johans2023:
your tribe? So you cannot trust someone from another tribe? Go and check Buhari first 3 appointments.
Tinubu is a tribal bigot.

Obidient spotted

Maryam1234:
We're all product of reincarnation.
Take it or leave it

sharap

Amaka430:
she is possessed
Take her for deliverance
Do it now that she is tender
Another power is living in her

I need that kind of daughter.
I go harness her gift and monetize it

Gajagojo:
But They should put him where the public can pay money to see him perform tricks and give him treats like bananas

una bad mouth for this forum gan