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PropertiesLooking For Land? by effex(op): 9:52pm On Mar 17, 2010
land for sale at Ikotun, Igando and Isheri-oshun area. From 3.5miliion up.
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PropertiesLooking For Land? by effex(op): 9:43pm On Mar 17, 2010
land for sale at Ikotun, Igando and Isheri-oshun area. From 3.5miliion up. 08020338242.Efe.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by effex(m): 5:16pm On Jan 30, 2010
back in the house!

ibime takes an hour just to drop 1 verse. brain slow like pentium 1/
and he feels thats tight! he and his fans are dumb/
its amusing when ppl celebrate a mediocre/
but i aint batman, so quit f.u.ckin around,you joker!/
its unfair to encourage u slow-poke!/
u dont even get to stutter cos in ur brain ur flows choke/
still, u stupidly feel u're a rap performer/
when ur flow's low like current from a NEPA bad transformer/
u
need to get deflowered.its obvious u're a virgin/
everything u spit indicates u're still learnin/
i really should pass u over to my kid brother/
cos i dont f.u.cks with kids.try again when u're a bit older/
u're bold one to try contest with voltron/
but in the end it shows son, u are a slowpoke/
a lyrical mdget and thats no exaggeration/
now choose 1 b.i.tch, burial, embalment or cremation?/

and i aint in waffi. dude, u so ignorant/
talkin bout visas, ha! stupid illegal immigrant!/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by effex(m): 9:51am On Jan 20, 2010
i expected a come-back but dude, dat was ridiculous/ i really suggest u commence prayers 2 saint nicholas/ he's d patron saint of children, of which u're one/ a fake ass rapper fresh off d assembly line in taiwan/ u're such a turd, of course i'll witness defeat:/ YOURS! since ur head's way down in my toilet seat/ u comin in so handy dat i dont need 2 flush/ u chowin up my sh.t so fast, it'd make a pig blush/ and every verse i drop's equivalent 2 ether/ sum'n u cant do. By d way ur last verse was weaker/ i guess u feel good cos sum1 says u're his mentor/ he'll miss u after i re-enact what achilles did 2 hector/ u're really tryin but there's sumthin wrong wit ur cyphers/ they're malnourished, they're so lean, they need fibre/ that only butresses d fact u aint on my class/ u were pre-ordained 2 come here so u could kiss my ass/
20 mins on a phone, chum!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by effex(m): 9:10pm On Jan 18, 2010
I saw ibime's verse, that must be his peak/ its evident 2 come up wit dat cost him about a week/ weak spits, cheap tricks'll only get u deep-sixed/ i get u lifted, then evicted wit ur front teeth kicked/ i'm on d phone spittin on d spot, off d top/ on d block, they call me hancock cos its alien how i rock/ me on my lowest level's gon' leave in a coma/ ur head f, ked up like u got medulloblastoma/ i do this as easy as breathin, u busy schemin/ ur defeatin me duznt happen even when u dreamin/ waffi boy like me, i'm a veteran militant/ spit intelligent, elegant, dude, u just an irritant/ my flow turns u on so rush off n masturbate/ what i dish is too thick 4 ur mental jaws 2 masticate/ no debate, y'all relate 2 how i bust wit no rebates/ gotta go, wanna stay but u'll be too scared 2 come out n play/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by effex(m): 10:06pm On Jan 17, 2010
I logged on n i saw ur post, mykali/ i'll only say its beta 4 u 2 be my pali/ anythin aside dats gon end up sadly/ like: me n ur luvd ones conductin ur funeral rally/ a lot of ppl think i should be locked in a jail cell/ 4 d way i indescriminately fry brain cells/ niggas jokin, say they're lyrically smokin/ BREAKIN NEWS! their exhaust pipes just got broken/ i'm poundin d sh!t outta them like pistons/ leavin 'em sh!t-faced like watergate did 2 Nixon/ ouch! i'm a pain in d ass like i'm f, kin 'em/ their throats is all itchy cos their flows is stuck in 'em/ i always cause an aftamath like i'm DRE/ take me on n u'll be sorry afta that so pray/ its not yet 2012 but i'm causin an avalanche/ its doom 4 any goon currently on nairaland/
HealthRe: Oversized Condoms by effex(m): 6:56pm On Jan 16, 2010
THE AMAKA, u really seem very savvy of Hollandis' instrument. But if he's that big, then he shoiuld be worried about undersized condoms,abi?!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by effex(m): 5:49pm On Jan 16, 2010
just 2 show u how much i wanna flow for rank/
i'm dishin out this 'ere sample thats gon' flood up a bank/
artillery so large, u can call me a tank/
a lot of dudes came at me but eventually they sank/
they comin in all sizes and shades/
i downsize 'em with blades,their cases is terminal like they got aids/
i'm too bright 4 them 2 see me so they put on dark shades/
i'm fearsome like darth vadar with my dark ways/
crazy as a mofo, a livin asylum/
every time i step into view, haters see me 'n' fall silent/
and just to show how easy it is 4 me 2 do this/
every mc i battle testifies to my prowess toothless/
but u got 2 love it,how i drop a 16'/
its loud and crystal clear cos my flow's so pristine/
with punchlines so heavy yet sweet like ofada/
theres no choice but to hate me but i'm still killin ur fada!
RomanceRe: More Skeletons!: Guys Or Ladies: And Why? by effex(m): 12:20pm On Jan 16, 2010
the issue of keeping skeletons isnt determined by or dominated by gender. it has more to do with the individual. so u could have a guy with lots of skeletons and i could know a chik with an equally large number.
HealthRe: Oversized Condoms by effex(m): 12:15pm On Jan 16, 2010
REALLY! is there any such thing?!
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Find Out That The One You Love Is Cheating On You? by effex(m): 12:07pm On Jan 16, 2010
its very easy for folks to just read a topic and say "i'd do this" or "i'd do that" but theres a whole lot more to it than that. at face value. i'd say: if my girl were to cheat on me, i'd'nt be mad at the other guy cos he didnt force her to do anything she didnt already want to. theres no point gettin mad at her either. maybe it was partly my fault too. like i said, theres a lot to it.
Music/RadioRe: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by effex(m): 6:04pm On Dec 23, 2009
yep! this is my recipe 4 a merry christmas/ get real creative with a nice glutus maximus/ wrap up '09, make u go crazy when/ u discover i'm yaradua's vision 2010/ december 31st, tie up the year with a ribbon/ get busy wit the women while my words busy rippin/ thru everything that u thought was protective/ bust thru kevlars, change ur perspective/ and b4 u start thinkiing i aint reppin 9ja/ i'm sayin i'll neva give up my ID rara/ skillery profound, silky spits wit no gragra/ on or offline my flows everly wa pa!
Music/RadioRe: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by effex(m): 2:27pm On Dec 18, 2009
yeah, its ur boy full effex wit d redefinition of crazy/ even my gurl know she crazy 4 dating a crazy/ crazy on mic, crazy at a show/ crazy when i'm high, dead crazy when i'm low/ a mad man on a beat, far worse on a ho/ swag like i created the word, i'm so/ exceptional,a phenomenon 4 sure/ got the angels in extasy, cos i flow so pure! new in here, holla!

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