Congrats y'all

*yawning* sanitising things.... Mtchew....

Morning y'all

Bros stay calm JOY shall urs all IJN

SaintRobs:
Picture took at the scene...

Re u bearing ROBERT

A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl
whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his
mum when he takes her home that her name
was Bisi.
He told her his mum had a phobia for non-
Yoruba people and would never accept her once
she knows
she is an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on
sighting the boyfriend??s mum.
"What is your name?" asked her prospective
mother-in-law,
She replied, "Bisi", but not without her
characteristic thick Igbo accent.
The boy??s tribalistic mum was so happy that
her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl
ignoring the Igbo tone and she said: "What a
lovely name, your boyfriend??s elder brother
too is Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my best
friend??s name is Omobisi, which of the Bisi is
yours?"
Njideka who had not made any plans for what
she would say if such a question came up got
so confused and replied "I am Ndubisi!"
The woman fainted! GudAM 2 u all

Shori:
I think the farthest Lecture theatres(prolly used by freshers) from Mozambique,Angola,Awo,Alumni are ChemENGR LT and PGCLT,and the distance between the halls and this lecture theatres should be a little above 1km or less. The only thing that might pose a conundrum is ''running'' from a lecture theatre to another with very far distance between them. Chiamaka,the bus will only stop at SUB,then you use your ''leg'' for the rest,or better still taking a bike is the best option... Any newly admitted pharmacy student?

yes o guguru morning......
.........

Shori:
I think the farthest Lecture theatres(prolly used by freshers) from Mozambique,Angola,Awo,Alumni are ChemENGR LT and PGCLT,and the distance between the halls and this lecture theatres should be a little above 1km or less. The only thing that might pose a conundrum is ''running'' from a lecture theatre to another with very far distance between them. Chiamaka,the bus will only stop at SUB,then you use your ''leg'' for the rest,or better still taking a bike is the best option... Any newly admitted pharmacy student?

yes o guguru morning......
.........

Shori:
I think the farthest Lecture theatres(prolly used by freshers) from Mozambique,Angola,Awo,Alumni are ChemENGR LT and PGCLT,and the distance between the halls and this lecture theatres should be a little above 1km or less. The only thing that might pose a conundrum is ''running'' from a lecture theatre to another with very far distance between them. Chiamaka,the bus will only stop at SUB,then you use your ''leg'' for the rest,or better still taking a bike is the best option... Any newly admitted pharmacy student?

yes o guguru morning......
.........

does selling glucose go dey sell o

Ladokun12:
whales and Timmy no dy decieve your sf u c DAT position en walai! god don ordain me from heaven say my son o dis position is for u so no try hep me lockhorns else u go get bald head

na treasurer me 1 go for.....biko

Muyogoa:
Wow! Long time! It had been tough and stressful so far on OAU. I am a current part 1 student who did d putme with u guys( cos i don't like my current course) and i will be joining u guys next session. We have just 3 weeks more for lectures before the exam free week. In our last practical for Z00103 we were asked to bring a life toad for dissection. guy, if u don't have a life toad you can't be allowed to do the zoology practical. It carries about 35 marks out of 100. Get ready guys, na your turn! A week of lecture at OAU will make u forget the many months of pleasure at home. Mark my words! It's tougher here than pd. You av to read more and attend lectures esp practicals classes like chm103,bot103,zoo103 and phy107. Hmm,If you don't know how to run,then u may find urself sitting at the back or standing or even missing lectures.Imagine, you having bot101 at 8am and zoo101 at 9am and the distance between each venue is about 1km. Just KIV KIV KIV and Kiv! Be prepared. Those, still awaiting admission, never worry, you would still be admitted to Great ife!- FOR LEARNING and TORTURE...sorry i mean culture.

Ooh tanks 4 dat well such is life sha.....pls do u no if der is past question for chem nd mth at d bookshop

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tayor399:


PRIDE(guy no vex me o)what's there to be proud of....am new here so I decided to open a thread just like my ancestors did,why are you now hating......FYI I did not force people to the thread and I've not even been active on it.......if you want to delete it go ahead tell the mod..I don't care

Ooh chill Bro.......... U shouldn't speak like dat

Even if u re new here u should at least search if der is a thread for OAU b4 opening ur so call dividing thread..
Moreover u lack manner of approach *smh*

efyzhi:
pls help with dis


: A parallel plate capacitor consists of two square plates each of side 25cm,3mm apart, if a p d. Of 200v is applied, calculate d charge on d plates with.(i) Air (ii) paper of relative permittivity 2.5] filling d space between them [£ 8.9*10^–12 f/m]




mucho gracias

penboy chi. umnnn and d rest abeg help

pls help with dis


: A parallel plate capacitor consists of two square plates each of side 25cm,3mm apart, if a p d. Of 200v is applied, calculate d charge on d plates with.(i) Air (ii) paper of relative permittivity 2.5] filling d space between them [£ 8.9*10^–12 f/m]




mucho gracias

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Chiamaka01:


Oh well, the next time, it'll be almost Christmas.

pls dear LORD help us fast forward dis time


omo d Hus dey boring like kilode

amigos great minds pls I want to no the subject to be taken in pharmacy 100l rep OAU

thanks

lomaxx:


You won't be disqualified. All they'll need would be your university transcript and your good GRE scores. If they ask for O levels, your NECO result is one.

but can sum1 change d o level result if he want to

understatement:
Lol..@killing ursef..then who wld they have given pharrmacy now?patience is a virtue broda...

Yoruba's will say "aima siko lon damu eda"-----it's bcus we don't know our time,dat's y we struggle"

Yes o bro pray that our eyes b open

I became depress nd sad dat year coz most of my friends nd junior don get admission even does I do teach during jamb coaching...... I feel like taking poison but all thanks to my MUMMY she just dey encourage me. So dat year I wrote another waec nd all thanks to YAWEH I got d chemistry so I was like should I go 4 medicine or engineering but I notice dat my love for maths is not dat strong unlike before so I decide to go for medicine.
Choosing or getting jamb wasn't my problem but d school to go, den I tot of uniben but I don't like d school due to if u don't pass very well nd u don't no sum personal person bla bla bla, nd unab don't ve medicine., UNN dat 1 too far nd I hate OAU pass shit coz of d hard post utme so I was like I go go unab jare but d story change wen a friend of mine nd my uncle encouraged me dat I can beat OAU hands down.
After contemplating on it I choose OAU nd read as if I dey hell after seeing my JAMB it wasn't encouraging so I quickly change to PHARMACY. I was so glad wen I was admitted it still seems like a dream coz I didn't believe I could enter OAU

*crying * singing praises cum join me pals
I rep OAU PHARMACY as men of honours

Guguru morning to y'all.......... Hmmmmmmmm well d journey is not a smooth nd pleasant one

Well as a kid in primary school all I dreamt of becoming is either a military man or a doc. But on getting to high school J S 3 to b precise most of d seniors den, always tell us dat science class is very very difficult a class to go nd all those bla bla shits, but on getting to senior school I summon courage not to heed to those scary talks. I sha go science class nd during SS class, wen discussing ambition among ourselves my friends will b like if u want to become a u will read like kilode nd dat der textbooks re very expensive like dragon's nail, nd I was like Hmmmmmmmm.
So I become cynical nd sceptical on becoming a doc, that I change sum of my subject like agric Sci. to tech drw coz I've changed my mind to go for mech eng.
And after my waec in 2010 d result was not impressive so I sat for gce dat same year, it was okay but I got no chemistry so I have to sit for anoda exam d following year but still chemistry no cum..................... And my dream to go for an engineering course was jettisoned so I opt for GRP nd choose University of Ibadan but I didn't do well coz I don't even like d course, so I waited for another year but dat year(2013) jamb did me strong tin......... To b continued

I also got testimony o

Who's next o coz I wan share my own

dora7891:

waow.....

Nice one thumb up to u both.

Samgreguc:

any show?

no show jst dat wat an adult sees while sitting a child won't see even if he goes to d summit of a high mountain

inet15:

Lucky u

is it compulsory nd necessary 4 one to the admission letter before registration /resumption

inet15:

Lucky u

is it compulsory nd necessary 4 one to print the admission letter before registration /resumption

dejii01:






Thanks bro.


Add weight? For why na

yes nw so if u don dey undergo stress u no go thin too much *lolz#

Any pharmacist in d hus

Mendowed: Alright, All Eyes On Me!

Name; M Endowed

Course; Pharmacy

Duration; unknown (oau & ASUU involved)

*Grabs front seat*

Same bro can u drop ur watsapp nos

Greetings to u all sirs/mas............. Pls o I need a senior o oauife pharmacy.........



To Pls drop his/her WhatsApp nos





Thanks in advance

Any pharmacist in d hus

Hello everyone..... am so glad...... since all dis year ve been finally admitted to study pharmacy