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Anambra is APGA land, at least for this dispensation. So, believe it or risk it to your own perils.

Qué sera sera!

Celebrate Mama at 80 abeg, who go die go die. 8 decades on earth ko easy raara

pocohantas:
I have seen this happen with 2 people, but as an insider, both had something in common.
They just recovered from an illness and their kids used the birthday to celebrate their recoveries. Then they relapsed as is normal with their age and died.

The main problem I see here is we wait for our parents to get old and weak before we start celebrating them. Some of us for genuine reasons like lack of funds. Some because it begins to dawn on us that they are getting old and would be gone soon. If you guys had been celebrating your dad's birthday from the 50th, he would have had 36 birthday celebrations before dying and it wouldn't be unusual to die after his 86th birthday party. I mean, he didn't die after the 70th, 80th, 82nd and even 85th. It is also not unusual to die at 86yrs. That is good age everywhere in the world I bieve.

Without these birthdays, many families won't have family picture. So if you are still young and starting a family, try to create memories and take pictures. There is a trend on TikTok of couples who have been together for years. You will see the foreign couples of 15,20,25yrs, they have pictures of every year. Nigerian couples would have 2025, the next slide 2020. Then 2018. When they die, they will tell us that they have been in love for over 4 decades, yet their pictures would be 4 with angry faces.

- Mama at the omugwo of her first daughter.
- Papa learning carpentry at Okija.
The only picture you see them standing together would be their wedding ceremony and that of their kids.

Wo, celebrate the birthday biko.

You almost killed me with laughter with your last paragraph🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mama at the omugwo of her first daughter.
- Papa learning carpentry at Okija.
The only picture you see them standing together would be their wedding ceremony and that of their kids.

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The last paragraphs almost killed me with laughter! Mama

You were forcibly taken to shrine yet, you went with your bible and holy water, what a lie!

Abegi shift joor!

I don't support nonsense. Tell us you agreed to it due to political desperation.

Chai!

May God heal the world and make it a better place for you and I.

Hahaha hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Wahala no dey finish aswear!

Meanwhile, if Kemi Badenoch were Igbo woman, by now Mr Peter Obi would have been dragged on her position and utterances, demanding him to speak against her but no one has said same to Tinubu _et al._

The lunatic Bayo, Reno and FFK would have long ago, written epistles to stereotype the Igbo race.

Tale of a country!

And the ones wey dey gather dey for their dick no be here o, and they always have very huge preeq.

Congratulations to them and all of us Nigerians.

It's the Lord's doing and it's marvellous in our eyes.
Jehovah be praised now and for ever, AMEN

fineboynl:
60k a month. If no food stuff than 120k a months to live comfortably.

But if na suffer head kind of living. 20-30k and 6k with no food stuff. Mind you will need to work side hassle to support or you will turn to beggar.

School no easy again for this APC administration

If you plan to change your wardrobe every now and then. Guy you might going to class twice a week. Girls are now into prostitution and young men fraudsters to sustain themselves.

The reality of Nigeria

You're not serious at all!
120k to a student who's not a family man o. Do you know that some family people don't earn upto 120k monthly yet, they still feed their families.

Once you give him or her enough food stuff, 30k monthly stipend is far enough to help instill sense of responsibility in that child. But always ensure you replenish the food stuff when due!

Rubbish!

No be by high tuition fees but quality of education.
None of these high tuition fee institutions has produced the best graduating student in Nigerian Law School. It has always been students from federal and state own universities.

I attended Government Science Secondary School Paykasa (now Government Science Secondary School Paykasa-Maitama, Abuja), and public universities too (ANSU, UI and UNN) but I am sound in what I do, no be whyning! Thanks to God and the public institutions I attended. So, as such, I know what I am telling you. Forget all these packaging by private schools, na money dem dey waste there.

Na our Papa be this o, we no get another one, na our Papa be this o eh!
Peter Gregory Obi oh, na our Papa him be eh!

Birthday blessings to him.

Essence of life is the impact we make especially when it is a positive one.
He's living his life and making impact too despite his fallibilities as a mere mortal.

Abeg, share that contact make we for save am for our phones in case of tomorrow.

Congratulations to you on this recovery.
Corrupt Policemen 0:1 harmless citizens.

I was amongst those that spoke against her suspension especially for the 6 months as it will deny her constituents the privilege of representation at the red chamber just as the court ruled. However, has she fulfilled her own part of the judgement?
Has she written the apologies?

Why him come dey bend leys (lap) inwards? He should have stood at ease make we for x-ray something😂😂😂😂😂

If they really want winning come 2027 then Obi/Elrufai (single term) and Atiku/Amaechi come 2031 (but Elrufai will be a threat to this later one when it comes).

If the former is denied come 2027, then Tinubu will coast to victory 100%

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It shall be like a miracle when the Lord remembers Zion!

The rejected stone has indeed, become the strongest cornerstone!

All glory to God!
Alhamdullalai

Made people everywhere!

At times, I ask what some people do eat that makes them behave like animals.

Continue to rest in peace, 2Pac Shakur

The suprise package for me ni hahaha.
Happy birthday girl, that's a good one!

They won't call him IPOB now o, but once he buys form for president of Nigeria, he will be tagged IPOB immediately.

Hypocrites!

TimeManager:
This was the advice OUK was giving to Zamfara state Governor yesterday. Play politics of economic diplomacy, a politics of common sense, especially with a man like Tinubu. He doesn't care which party you belong, as much as your mindset aligned. In Enugu state, Mr President is facilitating several huge Projects there, despite the Governor being in PDP. FG is building a $3.3billion methanol plant in Enugu, FG is building 10,000 housing estate in Enugu, also there's ongoing Enugu -PH railway,as well as Enugu-Onitsha Dual Carriageway reconstruction. Also in Abia, Mr President is building the Abia airport despite the Governor being a member of LP. In Anambra, Soludo couldn't be happier, In Ebonyi, several road projects are ongoing. Mr President has also created a SE Commission to rebuild the region which has been the clarion call of the people since the end of the civil war.
Mr President is not begging you to love him, hate him all you care but your conscience will keep judging you. There's no Government that has given attention to the needs of SE as this current administration and this is only two years into his administration, you imagine a lot more he's going to do , not only in the SE but entire country.
God bless President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.



-Kiss the truth!

Keep deceiving yourself you hear?

We applaud good deeds and criticise wrong doings irrespective of who's involved.

That's ok but why situating two federal institutions in Bende, Abia, what happens to other LGA?

Mr Deputy Speaker must be a selfish man.
Kudos to President Tinubu on this anyway.

Here to read comments because, e be like say I know the guy wey need this exemption 😔

You mentioned exact amounts you allegedly gave to Obasanjo for his campaign and the PDP but couldn't mention the one you claimed to have spent on Abia state as governor. Joke of the century!

You stole Abia dry and yet, here you are deceiving yourself.

Dey play shaa, God is watching us all!

Look at this political criminal deceiving his self 😃😃😃

How 44k come take be 77k?

Make you update accurately abeg

Ano akonu!

Na una wahala be that, as for me, 2027 is God's own to determine who witnesses it alive. Hence, I only pray Him to keep sustaining my and my family always.

I really don't know what's wrong with JAMB this year o.

One of my students score aggregate of 293 ( Eng: 74, Phy 74, Bio 72 and Chem 73) in the first exam but JAMB erroneously score him 267 as aggregate. Ordinary addition, their computer no fit do again ni?

He was affected by the resit , which he also went for it and the result came out but placed "under investigation".

He is a very intelligent student. He's already in 200L studying Microbiology but wants to switch to Nursing Sciences.

So shame to be talking about hacking into JAMB portal despite its huge earnings and allocation.

Let the leadership of the exam board tighten its digital security please, and save us this kind of embarrassment.