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Collegenews:
Al'ght keep that in mind please.
I like you that your line yesterday, you got lines.

Thanks so much boss. Can't wait.
Which line?

Collegenews:
Lmao! You sure don't know my taste.
Talk about something else biko.
Let's hang out this weekend, yo free?

I am free ke? Even if it's now sef I am ready.
Olorunnnnn

Collegenews:
Na wa for you o guy. All those ones na pure jokes na. I haven't even read the diary more than three times and that was some months ago. Stalk fire, didn't expect anyone to take that seriously. You can as well believe I'm dating Faridah. Smh.

Lol. I don goof. I need to stop taking life too serious be that.
You both will look super together sha o.

Collegenews:
Na wa for you o EG.
All those ones na just talk na.
Nothing of such even crossed my mind.
Besides, that was some couple of weeks ago, definitely in the past.
You think I was serious for real?

Ehn ehn mehhn.
Not like I believe the part about gods o but I thought you were serious. Even as you said you were stalking her.
I think I am too serious about life.

Collegenews:
Deep? Deep? I swear can't recall anything about it. What's up? Please remind me.
Sorry if I'm seeming slow.

The babe the gods were telling you things about?
Dayari.

Collegenews:
What is Deep?
Don't get you.

Ahh Boss. You don't know Deep anymore?

Collegenews:
Story storyyy.

You no say no be lie na.

Boss how far Deep na? Thought you have something going?

Collegenews:
Mockery ke? For where? Person wey get Executive Barbershop na senior man na.

If na that one I be correct senior man no be for una side tho but I gallant as I have you all.

Collegenews:
Haba. Your level don pass that one na.
Thanks my nigga man.

Thanks for the mockery boss.

Collegenews:
Shame on you man.

Nice DP boss.
Laz laz you go dash me that white German machine.

MZrapper:
You ain't seen nothing yet.
That chale is a certified brostitute.

Queenyprinxex:
CN na scam.

4 what?
I said it

Geminita:

Thanks o


Ehn ehn

O ti ye mi...

Nice DP Geminita.

Please I want you to know these three facts.
1) Today is Sunday.
2) Today is 16th.
3) I am single.

Collegenews:
Na so
Of course you didn't.
We are safe kee you there.
Farida too like money I swear.
I didn't get ditched tho.

Queenyprinxex:
She is healing just fine dear.
Thanks to God.

Oluwasheun.
Please greet her for us.

Queenyprinxex:
The bolded will do just fine.

Yinmu.

How is May doing joo?

Queenyprinxex:
Yeah goatmeat. I know of someone who is obsessed with goat meat here and she will do anything for it. Mzrapper maybe like her who knows? And she may think you sell goat as your name has goat innit, you know she has called you E'lewure a coupla times.
Don't forget to invest all your money on her, it will pay off.

True she has called me that, now I am beginning to understand where the love is from.
Thanks for the advice I will invest everything on her and borrow join sef.Anything for mama.

Queenyprinxex:
Wow.
I didn't expect CN to get ditched this quick.
It seems you like goat meat too.
And I hope this not because EG now has money in his account?

Goat meat ke? How?

Even if it is because of the money I don't mind.
I have enough.

MZrapper:
Egoat please come and be my boyfriend.
Please I beg of you.

I don't want you to think I am proud or that I am feeling myself and besides since Oga Cn doesn't trust me kuma. Please how do we start?

Collegenews:
An enemy parading as friend.
O ti e wa da, ati mo who be who.

Boss. I didn't snitch na.
I said if she can force me by insisting then I will be left with no choice.
Mama no go ever force me na.
We are safe.

MZrapper:
I am available, give me the honor of being your girlfriend.

I can't snitch on Oga CN.
Laye.
But if you insist, who am I to say No?

MZrapper:
Go and find yourself a girlfriend or get busy.
By the way, stop embarrassing yourself on that thread. Your first comment was normal but the subsequent ones were purely asinine.
That motherfoka wasn't being a real man, a woman who could publicly beat a man repeatedly doesn't deserve any respect. It may have raised possible racial complications especially as he may have been labelled white supremacist which makes a lot of sense as the reason he didn't retaliate but to say he was being a real man is very stoopid.
Even demented feminists won't support that overt display of inappropriateness.

Alright Mama. Noted.
Thanks for your contribution.

Ps
I need a girlfriend true true.

MZrapper:
I readily spotted what you were up to, no need gracing your expectation.

Mama the mama.
Oga CN is a total package tho.
Very good man.
You know.

MZrapper:
Smh for you.
CN is fine this morning.

Ok Mama.
This one that you didn't take that question personal like this.

MZrapper:
Very disgusting narrative especially at the crossed out.
You can't affirm someone's identity just by reading their posts nor would I take you seriously unless he claims to be.
By the way, all diaries are interesting but not to me, only the ones I have interest in are. The idea was to pick where he claimed to be ToB and since he didn't, it as good as ennui.

I swear he is the one.
It is obvious na.
How is Oga CN doing this morning mama?

adeotiabdulaziz:
ur own definition of a real man is when a lady hit you and yhu didn't react. I don't Kno why some of you define real men in terms of what is beneficial to women, not even ur mothers.

And my mother is not a woman? Or did I say girlfriend? A Woman can be anyone, a mother, a sister, a daughter name it.
Na una dey attach everything to gf.

sunday0707:
The man would have been the best candidate for PDP. I see him as the only one who can challenge the sitting governor. He tried in the primary, joining the party in less than a month and coming second and being unable to be impeached by the State house of assembly almost 2months after decamping says much about him. I don't see him winning the election though but the man is a force and shouldn't been joking with

That man is not any force, if he was a force he would be the flag bearer of APC. The reason he came second in the primary has nothing to do with any force or his political strength. It is the effort of those who wooed him, Wike, Tambuwal, Secondus and the party at large.
It is like saying the reason Obaseki won the primary is because of his own political strength.
Far from it.
PDP already put everything in place on a platter of gold.
You can not just come from no where and take what rightfully belongs to long time members.
Those members who patiently stayed against the odds aren't fools.

MZrapper:
And you, where did that Xman claim to be Tohbe? You made be waste my time reading his diary.

Lol. If truly he is your favorite you will know the moniker is his own from the way he types.
You are the reason I started reading his first diary, and immediately he supported the motion to close this thread back then for May, I went through his posts. Reading just two posts made me realize he is the one. He doesn't need to admit it sef.
His diary is very nice na, how you take waste time?

MZrapper:
Seen and replied.
And please when you receive the alert, don't go about disturbing our mentions with unnecessary quotes. We don't need it.
Save us the cheesy and plenty talks that always follow.
And don't ever come to IAAPMOO's thread to constitute nuisance anymore, it's an instruction, stay away forever. If you break it, we will place a curse on your generation.

Kai Mama.