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ILLScripts: murphysmalls,lets battle

ILLscriptz, a brawl is redy 4 u alredy...u n chocckid ..check d TOPICz!

¤WEEKEND BARZ¤
Ima landlord, hia. . my home,yall just 'kids' livin in d house,. . so pent/
u gata shw me some respect as u 'Pay Rent'/
Aint no gay,buh u niggis b Patient'/
it'l b ur turns afta fuckin up ur Dames'/
cz i'l poke ur azzez wid shots frm my dane/
stil no gay, buh lyk d fatal depths of anall $3X, in ya azz ima pain/
its a free, 2take yal down, nxt tym dnt hurl beef, just stay ya lane/
im 'odd' amongst em, lyk i knew, Dey're 'even' flopz/
dudes luv mi lines, wit dia thumbz up, dey hail me 7UPZ/
gat em sayin his 'barz are-ddope'/
lyk i gat my chocs changed ta-COKE/
my flows, . . .dia FANTA-SEA,dey'l b wishing dey can swim in it/
buh hw can dey? Wen dese lame azzez cant move a feet/
poor boyz, its cash-dey-lack/
wel its a favour ending dia miserable lives, leme smash-dia-backs/
i gat my gun, to dia head rear, so dey have death at d back of dia minds/
im brutally 'wicked', cz i gat few of my 'kinds'/
'courage' is one tin i 'Got'/
such bravery,makes me lay yall 2 'rest' lyk a baby in 'Cuts'/

#e-me!

@dj5naira
if its photos? den frm his hairstyle we can see d dude is a punk/
am d 'baba' in diss game, so leme giv u a 'holy cut' so u'l luk more lyk a monk/

sleakid: quick one if we see amayanabo.. Must be clone.. Coz i've grown dada in dis kingship... am hair to tha throne oNe

bigupz sleaky sleaky.. closa tyt pass g-string

sleaky sleaky...
- best wishes of d season 2 u mayne.

#I C U#

sleaky sleaky..
-best wishes of d season 2 u mayne!

#I C U#

dj5naira: [color=#000000]Questions with no answer, ...like a tournament with no official winner.[/color]

#WORD DJ

#funny-lines yall got hia
uhm
i just viewed dis section n all i see is trash from ojoawo n dj5naira/
buh its evident, as i arrived my lines gon b d bombs lyk terrorist groups. cal me . .Mr Akeida/

hey nosa...mawnin

#hmm... . . .reserved comment!

[quote author=ILLScripts][/quote]dude ur SCRIPTZ are evILL...jeez..cee lines..

¤FEW-BARZ¤

am ddope on evry lyric/buh its alryt i dont nid a medic/
n i wield weapons, lethal-enuf-2take-yal-down/
i run tracks, fools frown/lyrical athlete its easy winning, medals-enuf-2-take-ya-crown/
ur lines ..silly,hold on billy,cz lyk dat cartoon my gun is about 2 tok SHIIT ...pooh-pooh/
aint gat rusty lines,buh dey drive yal crazy, lyk a rickety volvo/
if yall do SHIITT den its only in latrines/
i 'hit' yall.. fully charged 'batteries'/
u'l tink my fist is lyk a cyborg'z ..cell powered/
fools raged lyk BULLz/buh in my presence dey COWered/
its rap-we-tawkin-about-,yea./
wen em craps-dey-droppin-aloud-hia/
ima always b first, buh i take on em lastly/
dia blood on my hands, gat em sayin he'z nasty/
lyk puttin cash in clockz,its pay back tym, n sure its gon b ghastly/
dia names in dia blood wil b written on d reciepts fastly/
so i dnt get 'caught' wit swords in d act/
gory things just happened, i pretend buh its d fact/
celebrity? den wit my mac, i'l take lots of shotz 2 ur face lyka ddamn photographer/
celerity? den stop my speeding bullet, if u do,wel don,cz u nw belong 6feet below.i jeer wit laughter/
one mur tin, i applied sum gunPOWDER 2my baretta, so wen i shoot at em,dey'l end PRETTY quick/
we herd em crazy n ILL, wel i gat em PILLz just so dey wnt wreck d lyrical world..pity! SicK/

#e-me!

Ema prince: Deviating a lil bit


DILLY-DALLY

Seen her a couple of times/ but it troubles my mind/
Cos she expensive and to get her . I should double my grind/
She bubbles and shine/clubbing on a dress purple and fine/
I get the jitters/ when I see her/ empty bottles of wine/
She had me dazzled and blind/cos she bright like my future/
The way I see it . . she my prospective wife,I'm her suitor/
I should make a move quick/I deserve her,I'll prove it/
But I'm bemused with/the way she grooving/ to the music/

I was walking and thinking/.her sex game may be faulty and kinky/
Spat on my self due to hiccups cos i was talking and drinking/
When she turned around/ behold..the way she wore her gown/
Wished I could set fire on my goose pimples and burn it down/
Cos there isn't more in town/her types are rare to see/
She even give me palpitations each time she stares at me/
But the true story is/my presence,she never noticed it/
I think I should be bold to speak/so I can get to know this chick/
Knowing she'll soon leave/cos the streets were moonlit/
Took time to get courage and sweep dudes off the way like broom sticks/
My confidence bloomed quick/ when I was ready to go/
I can't believe the bar man said . . she left two hours ago/..damn!

U ARE DDAMN ILL..Bleep it! the consistency is A+

nosa gold: E-iceberg dropped a nice verse/

nosa #FAcT

¤ARCHIVAL BARZ¤

My punches are lyk "deputies evil schemes"cz i hit-with-de'vice'/
repeated hits,lyk tough exam questions,so ova n ova again, we nid-2-revise/
nw wit my baretta placed on ur chest, n BOOM! ur blood sprayed on walls, wat-a-graffiti-art,-wow!/
den i "rip u open" peepz'l b sayin i gat gud'lock' so dude wat-a-cavity-art-thou/
so am no Mate of he'z, d gay shudnt approach me wit flowers, cz i'l-fatal-wreck-his-'two-lipz'/
lyka pornact,"he's cast rated" 1st cz he screwed up wit a wicked bitchez,i'l end it up wit an upload of d brutal-sex-in-vuclipz/
so lyka "stopped swift carz" on him, dead mofo gets a 'break'-4-lyf/
lyk chess, im "gambling" 4 d king in diss game,so i can simply pierce pointed sticks thru ya heart 2 stake-ya-lyf/
d way i'l Carelessly drop dis 'male' yal b tinkin am an awkward mailman sent-on-delivery/
n sure"credit" wil be given 2me 4 eliminatin him wit a "C4" lyk bombs frm exporters lent-to-maiduguri/
yall nid not worry, cz i'l take my tym 2 beat him up so it shudnt b a suprise wen i smash-his-skull wit my many clockz/
if its "fencing" den swords wil clash,-his-fall wil bring abt layin him underground lyk a mason does 2 blockz/

#e-me!

dose SCRIPTZ are rili ILL

¤SYMPHONIC-BARZ¤

Iceberg is evil,frm deep dwn d sea,he was borne frm davy jones locker/
yal wannabe johny depp's mocker/
as u'l b Pirating my lines,sha dem plenty,i gata bone u suckerz/
i Bash' in skullz.it'l b lukin more lyka pirates groove/
i jump on em,...gyrate's proof/
lyk auctioning shoes,i pay 4 dat Sole-Fair' n u are auctioned on life's
journey/¤soul fare¤
i get 2d Root of my Problems wit steel 'Swordz' n Solve em,morons do
diaz,lyk in a knive's tourney/
lyk dose watches am a G dat Shockz mofoz/
n wit Time dey'l knw dat my 'shotz' arent 4 a damn Poor Pose/, cz my Aim
is 2 send dem 2 graves wit a very lazy shot dat i'l Fire/
iceberg wont go Thermocool on em if its him u Haier/ 4dia kill
I wreck/ em fools wit high tech/
n lyk Prizes i bisect/
em wit a Slash, em slaves wit tied feets on board, i reject/
aint wat i need, i want hands on deck/
i make em cry.heck!/
dis dude is a jerk/
even wen em feelin fly lyk goal keeperz in action,i'l stil smash em
'heads on my barz' n na die. . .'Check'/
dey'l b tinkin am ElectrOnically Liftin dia standardz wen i say im bent
on 'E-rasing' em/

few-barz 4 d day!
;-)
#e-me!

dj5naira: ...as usual.

lMFAO# sharap dia!

dj5naira: These empty hens on a prepaid plan . . . so we let 'em Talk On/
Save yo bullet-in . . . we got Shot daggers, hidden in our long gun/
Initials' all they got . . . but we make the final say/
My gangs 'lay low' . . . still we earnin' higher pay!/
If script were playas . . . mine would make the first team/
Who cares what this Subs Scribe or whot they penning/
Real vets hail ma works . . . even heard a Con Tribute/
I torment heads here . . . those that contribute/ retire 'em from ballin' . . . after hangin' up they country boots!/
Step by step, how this Cat Walk . . . like watch mechanism/ even Masses . . . feel ma Algo Rhythm!/
This nerds are gone/ statistically speaking/
Cuz I fire ballistic missile/ got a rifle with 10-mouth . . . Deca Gun!/
Im that shokori bòbò like Presh hit/
Born with a rare skillz/ leavened with fresh Wit/
Cold tea/ what you serve . . . cuz yo Bar Tender/
And I ain't trynna hype/ ma type/ . . . you only get to see/
1's in a lifetime/ like . . . the dates, in today's calendar!/

dj5naira..ya lines dOP3

ima spoilt brat. . .kid's rich/my
d¡ck in a b!tch/we go up n down lyka damn switch/
nw dose were nursery indeed/ am on d way 2 D.OPE doesnt mean i do
w33d/lyrically i slip-bugz/ into 'chests' of cheap-thugz/ until dey're
no longa 'safe' lyka ripped-box/

see em jungle drummerz . .beatin abt d bush/ i smite em 'fast'. .supaman
on d swoosh!/ lyka whole industry, i stand 'firm'/dey cant write lyns
even 4 vocalz,.only .'drumsticks' wit a rock band 'pen'/

i 'plot' against em, lyrical graphs/
my lines 'd.oper' dan d efforts of d mythical BAPH/ if its 'spar' den
we'l take on musical baths/ its 'no problem' beatin u up, in bookz? its
miracle math/

my barz do 'invest'/, nd dey make me a 'pro fit' 2 'interest'/ hommiez 4
a real contest/ war first/ den we'l c hu spars best/ so wit thors vest/ n
hammer i'l host d poor guests/ lyk d frost giants ya'l just more pests/

n also lyk 'conductors' doin dier job,i load electrifying bullets/
shoot!! n dats only wen d wimps 'fly lyk booed birds'/dese gayz on a
'mandate' 2 suck d!ckz/YMCMB children compared 2 we d buck freaks/ we
love diss/dats y we drop sh¡t /nt a heck 'peace'.

#e-me!

mikuz

i must confess dat awesome!...nyc short barz!..
dnt let d guard down bro

mikuz

i must confess dat awesome!...nyc short barz!..
dnt let d gaurd down bro

¤INSPIRED-BARZ¤

lyk operatin radios, sleak n nosa, just pushed dat button mehn am 'turned-on'/
c em haterz tinkin dey're 'chair'-leaders, yl seriously dey wanna do d 'pon-pon'/
so lyk soldierz wit 'KHAKIZ' moving em tanks..'vehicles', my punchez're 'ignited' datz my 'auto-speedy'-moves/¤car keyz¤
yea sure am making em paperz/ n rocking 'hot' lyk uhm..geyserz/ yal tink its lotto-winnie-grooves/
d way i 'construct lines' it'l hav u sayin he did sum TD/
em lukin 4 blow-'jobz',gay-employee'z ur empolyer'l nid a CV/
am lyk ur god,n i gat yall 'in my handz',yal dont believe? hoho,wel 'in dat case', i tink yal d 'contents'/
n sure even wen we hia yall're super-hero's b wen u fantasized abt clark-kent/
my barz are gon 'way' too heavy 4 yall machoz/
am hurling beef,n yal stil'doin milk' rretarded 'gauchoz'/
shatter-ya-'bones', so u can 'attack lyk d lion'/
scatter-da-clones,wen am 'hot n charged up' lyk an 'ion'/
lyk pressin d a mouse button, my h'APP'iness CLICKZ/
wen em moffo'z are in clipz/

i rest my case..BIGUPZ2SLEAK n NOSA..nyc barz..dey make me feel i culd have em lyk chocolates #e-me!

nosa..
bigupz bIko!

table leg or chair hand, wateva u cal urself hope u aint refering 2 me, cuz i just did dat as a free...

y nt drop wat u gat n lets cee if ur lines have sumtin spectacular.
moffo

¤EUPHONIC-BARZ¤

am lyk an AK-47 'attracting attention', u'l b forced to say..ima a BIG-GUN/
wit 'swag' i lay ur bbitch n 'EFF-EASY', hope u DIG-'PUN'?/
night boxer.. i punch ya eye.. 'peter' pan, so how wil eva 'see MORN'?/
lyk a cannibalous butcher at 'night' i chop n cook u lyk beef so i have u wen its 'DONE'/
my barz found u as 'job' 4'smooth' killingz..cal it 'text-CHORES'/
my 'verses so many' culd take me round d world..cal it 'chap-TOURS'/
so lyk acting horror movies on'TV', i spill ya'blood' its a..'plasma' coincidence/
my barz 'bold n heavy', dey weigh wit confi'dense'/
n even if gays release on ya head, u wont stil have d 'ccum on sense'/
i knw u 'stand on' ur wackness, please dnt infect me kip 'd stance'/
nw i 'bangg ur bbitch hard' lyk a-slammed-door/
so dia is no beta way 2'annoy' u,dan 'puttin a drill in ya head'.wat a-damn-'bore'/
so next tym u wanna 'gimme a hand' chop it off, so it 'helps' facilitate ya-death/
runnin a 'track' z useless,just rip out ya lungz,n dats d wen u'l gasp ril4 a-breath!

#e-me!

u know wah? go n read d 2verses i dropped @ FLOW FOR RANK #TOPICALZ so u dnt rant anyhw on dis one!

wtf! wich of d lines are confusing? :-S

decided 2drop few barz
here..#electronical me!

[picks-up-mic]

one wuld say am d next-big-thing-in-rap, cz am
best-sick-teen-n-glad/scheew! d rest fillin 'hot' n 'honored' lyk
geysers/¤gay-sirs¤
em 'respected'? aiite. cz wit d term 'laserz' i'l cut em pieces as em
'stretch flat on d ground'/¤lay-sirs¤

~smash-d-wacks, n bash-dia-backs wit lashin-tacts, n slashin-facts/

so i lyk zeus i 'lock' em up wit 'thunderous-bolts'/
puches frm my fist so swift, u'l see em in 'bandages' lyk bible books
drawings of dead 'lazarus-clothes'/

n em spittin lyricaly 'we'l smash beer bottles' doesnt min em 'diss-ah-star'/ cz only
tym im 'afraid' of em moves be wen em hit n miss-afar/¤disaster¤

my barz as big as bowling ballz, wil liv 'A-hole' in ur chest, call it
best-of-cavity-ratings/
lyk a maths teacher handling gunz, i giv em 'problems wit nines' dey cnt
solve,so i shoot n lay em 2'waste' it shud b tagged
'test'-of-'vanity'-taken!

[drops-mic]

shots@HATERS!

yal tink am 'wreckin beer palours'.N bottles shatter,2 make 'musical tunes' d way i drop-'barz'/¤bass¤

so i mock'em mofo's cz dey're infected wit 'respiratory diseases',wen u hia me say...sup-'sirs'/ ¤S.A.R.S¤

n lyk cheat drivers on wheels, watch me 'take em 4 a ride'/

em 'happy' n puffed up, wen em poke dier fellows, so em 'gay' wit pride/

nw lyk a knife toothed butcher, i 'chop' beef, yl em chop 'beans' lyk masters, n dats wen u'l hia abt 'pro teens'/

dey 'bug' me, so I n my 'raid' team, wil hit hard cz am wit 'mo teens'/

lunatics dey are, n dey 'acting' lyk wel behaved men, dats proof dey 'in-scene'/

so dey're surely losing it, dats only wat dey gain/

we d dawgs, dey are 'kids' so call em billy goats/

itz false if dey form swag,cz its ma 'lil'punches dat color em'black n blue'... mini-coats/

nw my 'bar' in a 'dual sim phone' n i 'call em out'/¤a bar=2lines¤

if dey say WE-DOP3 cz dey smoked cigarz neva beLIEve,cz in d middle iz a LIE, i suggest u doubt.

dnt mind my wackness

damn it! i am ready!

#plsNOTE... a line dia was meant 2b dis.

#n sure dey are gays, so sumtin lyk F.A.G-GUTS, is a wordplay scheme, dat'l trick-gays-dat-dey-are-brave#

#it seemz F.A.G was chnged 2 GAY by *nairaland* iono!..

tnks!