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Yes-No

Yes for the money and No for dancing unclad. That's all...

NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.
Only in Nigeria .
*Na only for Naija you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE".
*Na only for Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.
*Na only for Naija PHCN dey say:-Win a
brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill.
*Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green...
*Na only for Naija Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer. Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world.
*Na only for naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his/her mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.
*Na only for Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey get sense they obey.
*Na only for Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online.
*Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says "HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS". I wonder why him no read d book.
I salute Nigerians....
Naija no dey carry last..
Just laugh out that stress joor!

Cc paiz

Please moderators of this forum, permanent site things for more "laughs".
Cc lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove, Marpol, Semid4lyfe, Obinoscopy

finalboss:
or how do we do it, I really want to help, I want to reach people are.. but how

please I don't want to go beyond the 10000 today...

Sir, it's amazing that people like you still exist especially here in Nigeria. The joy and peace of the Almighty God will follow you and your generation because of this your kind gestures.

Please help me too sir.

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Where is Apapa Senior High School. Come OP, take time oo

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ChangeIsCostant:
read the post well so u will understand who that is

OK, now I know.

valicious1:
bros 'op' no mean 'open' o

Na auto-correct oo

stuffsabouttara:
oh puh lease. Dude was done even before I noticed he was in. I thought maybe it was the urge, like he's been celibate for a really long while. We've been good friends for close to 2 years and I've never really seen him associate with girls. I broke out of celibacy for him, quite convinced he was the 'one'. Anyways, because of loyalty (and I thought I was in love), I let it slide without saying nil. The next time we got together, it was the same story, this time even shorter than the last. "Dude you must be kidding me".

Nevertheless, that's not the reason I called the relationship off. I found out he was cheating on me. No lemme rephrase that, he was cheating with me. Apparently, I was girlfriend number 3. In a whole, the relationship lasted three days and a week.

Two months later and he's calling and texting, saying sorry, asking if we can meet. I wasn't born yesterday, dude just wants to see if he'll get lucky. Sorry but I don't do thirty seconds men, if you can't go all night, keep your sweet words to yourself. Afterall, they did say the word "MAN" is really an acronym for 'MORNING, AFTERNOON, NIGHT'.


Sorry for the long post. I'll send you airtime.

Clap for yaself...

You'll have to be a very "woski" wrestler in order to survive in the relationship because she's a heavyweight champion in boxing

Tragic

End time things

Choi

Nice

Nice

Ok na.

OP, ask that bros that's with her. He'll tell you.

Op, I don't think that's Rochas Okorocha.

Nice

Space booked!

I'll be particularly interested when N1=$1 as this government promised us during their election campaign. Anything short of that I refuse to be impressed for now.

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ok

Space booked!

Space booked!

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Space booked!