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zigger:
We are united, we will not fail; why is falcao on the bench. Utd3-0wba

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Van gaal said he has "jetlag"

Pls add me ooo 08180535853

Have been offered admission but not my course...

MODS!!!! WAKE UP!!!

his thugs never die finish ni, with all the thousands and hundreds killed and captured.. Still don't get it, something is wrong somewhere.

BLACK GOT SWAGG





#WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF


Nice one op.

As much as I love this guy, I'm trying hard not to think otherwise about him...

1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the
bank, common pen dey won't have. This people
are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u
might find it difficult to
identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone
tells u "can i have ur pen"
Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that
Pen (except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they
enter the bank, even before taking d slips
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and u hear them saying, i am at ur
back. If care is not taking 8 people can tell u "I dey
ur back", then at the end of the day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was
here before u
blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people
don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they
are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come
in, they just walk
up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to sit
down and within 5 mins they have completed there
transactions while u
still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(There
is God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will
always have a problem with the bank door, then u
see dem removing their belts, car keys, mobile
phones etc and yet the
machine keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros
next time come to bank naked, biko, he go allow u
in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing
and taking another one. To write common 3780
naira in words na gobe.
Even the so called undergraduates are found
wanting in this scenario...CHAAYE!
6 - The exile men: These people usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will
always be asking for
today's date, even after telling them the correct
date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for
these people.

1.
=>Sometimes i wonder why hatred and love walk
side by side..
=>Imagine why the only constant thing in life is
"change"..
=>Ponder on why the cases of perfect romantic
story crash in just a glimpse...
2.
=>Went on a long walk with reality for months, yet i
kept asking a question of when LIFE and DEATH,
HATRED and LOVE, GOOD and EVIL will totally part
ways..
=>Also, i took my time to study when humanity will
decide in its right senses to change from evil to
good..
=>Not only that, also thought about when love
stories with awesome genesis will cease from
having disastrous revelations..
3.
=>I spent few hours studying various ways how
love enventually turns hatred..
=>Also reasoned on how the good can end up the
very best..
=>Didnt stopped there but also checked how a
lady/guy in perfect senses would dump the very
finest gold in a guy/lady and go after a miry clay; i
mean in ALL aspects...

#Hmmmm, the questions of WHY, WHEN and HOW
i have been asking myself all these while. Two good
heads they say are better than one, ur opinion/
answers/comment goes a longer w

MrCork:
....thank u pastor...please warn this girls vey well..especially dak skin ones.

..i hav given several advise but they refuse to lisen!

. Lol, I'm not a pastor ooo...

JACOB was a cheat.
PETER was hot tempered.
DAVID had an affair.
NOAH got drunk.
JONAH ran from God.
PAUL was a murderer.
GIDEON was poor & insecure.
MIRIAM was a gossip.
MARTHA was worried.
THOMAS was a doubt.
SARA was barren and impatient.
JOSEPH was a shepherd
SAMSON was a womanizer
ELIJAH was moody.
MOSES stammered.
ZACCHAEUS was short.
ABRAHAM was old
and
LAZARUS was dead...

Now, what's YOUR excuse?
Can God use you or not?
God doesn't call the qualified. He qualifies the
called...

Evening.

What happens to you that moment while in
church sitting in between your parents when your
pastor in middle of serious anointing service
announced that all virgins should march forward
to be anointed and prayed for and also warned
that anyone faking it would have herself to be
blamed. Your strict parents are waiting and
watching you to stand but you are scared of
facing the wrath as the pastor warned, now what
will you do?..

All sincerity please!..

*Alabata: shoe licker
* Fatola: oracle urinate okro
* Kuto: die and urinate
* Apakila: killer's hand
* Oke Saje: Hill of do witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of wicked people
* Ita Ika: Front yard of wicked people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf of meat
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: hill eat orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Outside of pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
* Adatan: Cutlass finish
* Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long
* Omida: water stop
* Iberekodo: bend down do wetin u wan do
* Mawuko: don't cough
* Oke ijeun: the hill of where they eat
* Isale ijeun: the bottom of where they eat
* Ijeun titun: the new style of eating.
* Obantoko: king is selling stone
* Panseke: roofing sheet is cutting "ke"
* lafenwa: 'La wants me to come
* Oke ilewo: up of extra money
* Adehun: covenant
* Mawuko: don't cough
* Adigbe: blocker of shit
* Asero: reducing of crowd
* Ijaye: fight of life

Nothing to believe again in nigeria.... Smh!

1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection
for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or
deep affection, as for a parent, child, or
friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt;
beloved person; sweetheart.
5. used in direct address as a term of
endearment, affection, or the like: Would
you like to see a movie, love?

infatuation is described as:
1. a foolish and usually extravagant passion
or love or admiration.
2. temporary love of an adolescent.
3. an object of extravagant short-lived
passion.

Symptoms of love vs infatuation
The foremost symptom of being
infatuated by a person is wanting to be
around that person. This may sometimes
also be sexual desire. Other symptoms
may be anxiety, panic, jealousy etc.
Love, on the other hand, may start with
infatuation or lust and then become love.
Symptoms of love are emotional
attachment with someone, feelings of
confidence, and affection.

Differences in Attributes
Love can happen without conscious
intention and hence pure love doesn't
expect anything in return. Infatuation,
though, comes with a feeling of passion.
It may start with physical attraction and
may render excitement to be around a
person. Love comes with passion as well
as intimacy. Love is also tolerant and
forgiving while Infatuation may invoke
jealousy. Infatuation induces impatience
while Love is patient.

Reasons people fall in love or be
infatuated
There may or may not be any reason to
fall in love. It comes with mixed
emotions and may be caused by physical
attraction, intellectual and emotional
compatibility. Infatuation, on the other
hand, may start with physical attraction
and gives a feeling of being in love.
Differences in Feelings
Infatuation feels like being in love but
it is not. The intensity of the emotion is
strong but not pure like love.
Love is the quiet understanding and
mature acceptance of imperfection. Love
is always associated with connection
between two souls that goes beyond the
self. Infatuation may make the other
person selfish if the opposite person's
reaction isn't the same. Infatuation isn't
pure like love and may be accompanied
by lust. It is about thinking about oneself
and not the other person.

Differences in effects of separation
Infatuation is weakened by time and
separation whereas real love is
strengthened by time and separation.
Separation in both emotions causes great
pain but infatuation may get weak and
cause the feeling to lessen over time.
Love develops more with time and
separation.

Commitment in love vs infatuation
While true and pure love between two
people can often develop into long term
commitment, infatuation may only in
very few cases lead to any commitment.
True love induces a feeling of close
bond towards the other person that is
mutual. While infatuation may produce
feelings of closeness, because they are
typically one sided real, lasting
commitment by both parties isn't
possible.

Age as a factor
Infatuation is generally in the context of
teenage or adolescence. There is
generally no age associated with love.
Anyone can be in love at any age, but
most love stories before the age of 20 is
considered infatuation or "puppy love".

Do you have any idea how many candidate apply for oou this year? @irewumi

IrewumiO:
over 8500 candidates

. Thanks man

LARRYDKING:
carrying capacity : close to 9,000


yes

. Like how many student do they admit yearly?

Yea, sure... No be fight we take end...

carzola20: lol, hve u been admitted already

. I have the hope that am already admitted and to verify it on their site na where the wahala they ooo.

To check the admission status wahala, telling me invalid pin, which pin are we to use to check admission status, list them no release na admission letter them fast forward their self to... Eksu is really pissing me off....

Good morning buddies...

1. Your shoes are the first thing people
subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice
shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's
a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who
look exactly like you.There's a 9% chance that
you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain
and keeps your
spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father,
and their weight is
determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", you can
almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot
resist noticing
- Food, attractive people and danger
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on
their right side
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly
shoes will absorb
the unpleasant odour.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees
were to disappear from
earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you
ate a new on everyday, it would take over 20
years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but
you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than
those who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many
people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times
as much information as Wikipedia
16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-
watt light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil
1.5 litres of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm
is the smallest
cell !!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to
dissolve razor
blades!!
20. SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant

Pls is their anyone that have been given admission in depm of economics

Pls help ur bro ooo.... 47152369da

47152369da, plz help me check
oo

Patiently waiting for their cutoff mark especially for economics depm.... Baba God blessing no go pass me by... Eksu adm no go pass me by..

hotmolo: nope. De ar both sour but de ar diFfrent.

. Anyway,thanks .

hotmolo: Lime is small and circular wyl lemon is lyk d size of an egg or bigger wit oval shape

. Do both have same quality and taste?

Have always been thinking about the diff between limes and lemons can someone help me out??

Dynamicpaul: Even we dat sat 4 d exam on monday,d time givin 2 us was nt much,although d questions were simply,but d tyme is nt much,4 u 2 ans a question,ur tyme is already finish,one questions 4 a whole passage...may God help us sha...

. Imagine... A whole passage for JUST a question.. It doesn't speak well of them at all.. Amen oo

Kunle106: maybe it was because you guys were much, its suppose to be 30mins

. Its really uncalled for...