BlueRayDick:


I use MTN and it just doing on and off; more like breeze dey blow the thing go back and front.

I don't know what network they use on this office wifi, but e be like say my MTN on mobile fast pass am currently.

Almost all my bank apps, no gree open except Opay. I am supposed to take delivery of a package I ordered on jumia today..now I cant do anything, cos its not something I can easily pay in cash for. Its worth 570k so na by tranfer. The dispatcher have called and I told him to not bother coming. Maybe tomorrow

larride:
When will those cables be fixed like this?

The thing dey frustrate the hell out of me.

BlueRayDick:


My friend's elder brother wanted to jump into the grave during their mum's burial; it took the efforts of his friends and some family members to hold him & pacify him.

Less than an hour after the pastors complete the funeral service, this yeye egbon dey drink 33 Lager beer. His friends just dey cuss am say na "omo weyrey "

Was he initially pretending

Ibime:
Say no to all forms of terrorism and disruption of civilized society

I habe always had the feelimgs that these houthi guys are responsi le for the cable cut...seeing how many of them were affected at the same time. You can tell it was a cordinated attack.

I heard It affected south africa too? Cos I hope it do. Those mugus carry this hate against isreal for head.

BlueRayDick:


U have a point that one may not get back his profit after 10 years, but u will be getting profit in real time while the business remains profitable na.

I think this whole thing is about money allusion we have in this part of the world sha.

I don't know how to explain it , but let's look at it this way.

1. I have 40m and I invest it into let's say selling roofing sheets. Let's say on a monthly basis I make a profit of N1m from my investment which I plough N500k back into the business and I either spend the balance N500k or reinvest it into the business. Let's say in the 10th year there's recession and somehow I lose all my business capital.

2. U have N40m and u bought a land and after 10 years u can sell the land for N100m.

Some people would think u took the wise decision of investing N40m 10 years ago which now fetch u N100m. But what they are ignoring is the fact that for 9 straight years I had access to profit of N12m annually (From the N1m profit per month) which translated to N108m. If the business didn't crash I would still have N40m capital sef plus the N108m.

Remember I was getting my profit in real time, not waiting for 10 years when N40m of yesteryears may even worth more than N100m of today

If LASG take over the land nkor

izzou:
Tinubu disgusts me!

Went on his knees begging Niger?

*spits*

very spineless president.

The man hurriedly opened every boarder open-able to Niger...SMH.

And some mugus were here defending his ill thought out decisions.

BlueRayDick:


Please sirs,

My family needs to eat sirs

The guy over humble.

After ramadam, let the porn begin.

liveLongNprospa:


OH I know prince is wrong.
But people are also lying too about how they feel when it comes to those songs.
😁

No mind them. Its only online you see some denounce their love or how they get turned on by the disrepectful attitudes of bad guys....just to appear cool.

BlueRayDick:


The long and short of all these is that music actually is the least of factors responsible for why fraud is prevalent in Nigeria today. In fact, music does not even make top 4 factors responsible for increase in cases of fraud in Nigeria.

From top of my head, I can tell the following factors are ahead of music as factors driving increase in fraud among young people in the country:

1. High level of Poverty: A lot of parents are so poor that they lost control of their children. Such children turned to bread winner at young age having resorted to fraud.

2. High Unemployment rate: The disparity between the number of jobs available and the number of graduates churned out by universities every year is just so much. Anytime I see people posting NYSC POP pictures, I always wonder "Where will all of these people work ?"

3. Politicians who steal commonwealth of the people and go about with armed guards: Someone like Ganduje was protected by immunity clause all through his time as governor; nobody can touch him. Today he is going from one court to the other obtaining injunction against anti-graft agencies from probing him

4.Lack of punishment commensurate to the gravity of fraud committed: Even when Yahoo boys are arrested and sentenced to 6 months or 1 year imprisonment, there is usually option of fine which they will pay and go back to the streets to continue where they stopped (I don meet person wey go come back before) .

Your points are valid...but I wasnt trying to pin the yahoo pandemic squarely on the type of music being churned out. My reply to Ibime was on how to detect artistes that has an affilliation to yahoo business.

From how their lyrics come, you can differentiate who is just portraying a fake lifestyle just because he wanted to apeal to a certain demographic, and who is exactly about that life.

But then, music can qualify to be in your list as well..cos it influences impressionable youths. There are some kind gangster music you will listen to, and you will wish you were a gangster. Im talking about youths here. Same can apply to yahoo as well. Kids from 15 to 20 will listen to these trending musics and feel it is extra cool to live that life.

pocohantas:


The ones he relates to and/or is surrounded by. If it were that easy, Odumodu Black won't be getting roasted by same women everyday on X for his demeaning lyrics.

Yet na your fellow women dey sing if he no suck or Bleep pass men.

Women demand for respect na for mouth. Your actions always tells the opposite.

Same people that are online roasting odumodu are at home vibing to his songs.

No be cuppy dey vibe and dance to same song last few days? Lol

Ibime:
Anyone who thinks music does not affect the youth should explain the drill movement

Music done kill more black men and open gateway to mental illness than anything else.

Not everybody has sense. The same way you listen to music and know its entertainment is the same way a low IQ kid will listen to music and start taking perps, weed, molly and carrying gun.

I enjoy violent music but it must be witty. I use it to laugh

If violent music is witty, then look deep, you will see that the artiste is not really who he portrays in his lyrics. Just like Eminem. For get his fall out with his mom and ex wife, he is just like an ice water in real life. When guccimane jumped on mariah carey remix dissing Em, I think Nick asked him why he was bold enough to do that that, and he answer was " have you seen Eminem in real life?". I think gucci understood that Em wasnt really a threat outside of music

As for those that write about straight violence without creativity like them lildurk and em chicago dudes...thise ones were already real killers even before music. Their street cred is also what makes them apeal to streets and sell.

In Nigeria, if any artiste is writing about fraud and creative or humorous with it, that dude is not a real yahoo guy. He is just tapping into what the street wants and trying to sell records. But you see the ones like marley and shalli...its either they have been partially into fraud or have close associates that are fully into fraud.

Anyway....fraud is the prevalent thing in Naija streets now...so who ever does what appeals to them, will surely sell. Then if you add lyrics that are very sexually degrading to women, you will capture them girls too. Women dont like to be respected, they want a raw and disrepectful man. It turns them on.

Taguchi:




Eminem na psycho normally




"Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didn't take nothing
(Thanks)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles
'Cuz I was pickin' strange places to aim from


You're hearing the last thoughts of a man
About to blow his fuckin' brains out

Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores
Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
Go ahead, pull the plug, think I won't smack you
I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, don't vacuum"

These are just wild imaginations... which are, anyway necessary for top MCs to possess.

Any top MC can write and spit these things..though you can only get it from MCs of the 90s.... They are humorous and witty.


Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles
'Cuz I was pickin' strange places to aim from

-----nice nice

Example of some wild imaginations here...

....With cannons that shoot...
..at a range so long, that if we do a 21 barrel salute
..atleast, 10 bullets would land on the moon

----- too wild!!!

BlueRayDick:
E be like say these bandits wan go form their own country ni o.

https://www.nairaland.com/8027282/bandits-demand-n40-trillion-150


.

40 trillion?

See liver

GloriousGbola:


https://www.nairaland.com/8027298/court-orders-forfeiture-36-cars

naija we hail.

you go check double check, triple check

So these cars were stolen from canada and successfuly shipped to Nigeria? How did they pull that off?

Shouldnt there be a penalty or punishmenr for the buyers of these stolen vehicles?

SoNature:


Insensitive? Yes!

You can accuse him of being flippant and stolid at the same time because he doesn't know where to and where not to crack jokes.

Bitter? No

Akpabio isn't a bitter person, please. God has really blessed him so he has no reason to be bitter.

Blessed him by allowing him to loot while the masdes under him groan in poverty.

I dont know how some of you reason. So in your mind, God have blessed all tbese scammers that are ballimg with other peoples sweat?

Nigeria will never be good cos there are people that will always lick the asses of their opressors. Smh

Theflint1:
Tinubu's government is forever in campaign mode, wahala.

How much are these people paid to do this works that put their lives at risk?

Smh

Omo...the kind pressure city is facing no be here o.

Liverpool really wan win this league.

DissTroy:


Completely random question: Do you by any chance like big polos/ t-shirts, with cross bags - black crossbags, slides and white socks with shorts to booth? And white airpods too?

hahaha..

BlueRayDick:


Sahara just confirmed he slumped and has been rushed to the hospital .

Chai. I feel for that man.
It was never going to be easy for anybody in his shoes.

OasisX:




.......then let's accept our respective conditions nah. With or without the conditions, nothing gonna change on my end, just to let you know.

So deal?!

Like I even expect anything to change on your end?

Does a leopard change its spots?

BlueRayDick:


I just saw this on IG now 💔

Not yet confirmed tho.

What? Just seeing this.

Hope it isnt true. Smh

BlueRayDick:


Even his business partner Aig too. They are really strong people ; I don't even know where they got the mental strength to attend the tribute nights and read speeches .

Guy, considering how old the parents are, they are too strong to take this loss. They really tried.

GrammarNazi1:

You're here with another insult.

Your mama na mkpi.

Get back to the sideline and wait for another cornvicts that has any exchange with an obidient, so you can continue what you does best - asslicking and snide remark.

OasisX:




......na your holy month?!

Apparently you know your people are propagandists, hence you are trying so hard to turn the Garri. LOL!

No, you are the chief propagandist on this board. There is a reason I asjed whetjer we wont be seeing propagandas anymore?

raumdeuter:
Wigwe touched many people while alive

A great loss for the community, industry and nation

His aged parents will feel this shock

His daughter and parents are really strong people.

They took too much loss.

The parents mostly surprised me.

GrammarNazi1:

Your papa brain never mature.

Were omo.

Another ophan.

Your 6yr old brain couldnt differentiate between trolling and a serious beef. Everything appears one way to you cos all you have always done is stay on the sideline to lick asses and post snide remarks. Or when it is time to make tribalistic posts.

Mkpi.

OasisX:




.....I also replied you with the above?! I am ready to accept your condition, if you accept mine.

Deal?!

So if we dont accept your condition, that means you go dirty your holy month?

We will not accept it then!!

GrammarNazi1:
OasisX just dey give some people sleepless nights.

Lol.

This one your brain really never mature.

Na everything you go sneak in a snide remark, even when it is nothing serious.

OasisX:




.....any fake news post by anyone from una camp voids blessings that you ever hope for during the period.

Deal?!

but you posted this

OasisX:


........dudes are in Ramadan spirit already. Time to go holy is here now.

So you were not serious when you said its time to go holy.

OasisX:




......una definition of propaganda ain't same as my own understanding. So nothing gonna change.

Any fake news you post, voids the blessings that will come from the fasting of the day.

Deal?