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theSpark:
Anytime I start I don't get further than a chapter.
Don't accuse me of philistinism oh.

hehe... Ur case is serious.

theSpark:
Chimamanda's book always taste sterile to me. Like food prepared in a lab. I can't stand her or her books.

I prefer to read old Nigerian books than the new authors. I guess when their books get old, the hype dies and I read it at face value.

Chimamandas books re really nice. Nt sure u'v read her books, mayb cos u tink she's overhypd. Try half of a yellow sun, voluminous bt worth ur tym. I dont like d movie dogh.

horladmejy:
Sorry emlina not elimina

I'm fine dear. Tnx. Ope u re.

theSpark:
If you're born in June
come out come out
and dance like an apple tree
God bless you!!!


Oya all of you born in June form one line behind jerry24kay. State your birthdays so that the welfare committee headed by emlina will attend to you.

Thank you.

Gbam! I like anytin welfare. Happy birthday jerry24kay. Fayrous 4 us ladies...rmfunky, chikaodili, female physicist(stil difficult 2 get arnd ur monika), beamborla, jemima, cuties 4gv me if i didnt mention u. Den Orijin 4 dem dudes. Njoy ur new age. Who is nxt?

iykebesbt1:
Emlina..saw ur mention. Though u murdered my moniker..A very big AMEN to that prayer ooo.. Infact make I yan u my own matter..
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I'm going to sleep with my complete kit (kharki)the very first day it enters my hand.
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Secondly,after our 3 weeks watever,I'm gonna trek from Upper iweka (at least,that's where motor go drop u once u re going to Onitsha) to my house fully dressed. 2013 no be beans.. Some fellas be talking shit.." He didn't go to sch or he had problem with sch". So am gonna silence them.
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Hehehe. After d trek of silence, na ur body go tell. Its necessary dogh. Sorry abt d murder of name.

hilsocial:
And d dogs are not smiling. Good to see u like dem. Beware of stancity , thespark and babatawa, de will try to lobby u to sell d expensive land to dem.

They wont dare. Thespark might try to dogh, his eyes re always red bt dont u worry swtness.

hilsocial:
Fine girl like u shd nt worry atall.

I got 23 mentions just now, dunno how to reply all. Good evening all. Emlina this space is for u alone.

Yipeeee. Dancing shoki on high heels. #KEEP OFF# #BEWARE OF DOGS#

haliluck:
Lollll u really lucky ooo...Atleast u won't hav 2 face dis yeye wahala

U can say dt again. Urs wil b rectified soon nd we all wil post pics of us removin headdress. Peeps like babatawa, iykebestb1 nd gazaliah wil post deirs wit fair ladies flankin deir sides. I'l post mine wit my crown as nysc miss petite nd graceful (if there's anytin like dt)

haliluck:
http://www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=1C20ADED-EAA1-47BB-8D11-FCE4FFC8C19A

Tnx girl. U've been most helpful. My mind wz really skippin as i opened d link....bt dre twas. "Offered 2 study architecture" nd i gained 30 more pounds out of excitement. Jamb centre go get plenty Eng nd xplanatn

theSpark:
Psssst Hilsocial!!!! Look at it here.



Old habits die hard I dedicate this drought ending goal to my Padi hilsocial on whose name I headed this goal, babatawa my wingman, annybens1993 the prettiest of them all, stancity, ikebesbt (how does he spell his name sef), sambest, haliluck emlina (she came in with a bang and left suddenly like a shooting star)

May our goals begin to actualize.

and Miccoy!
and jemimaa01 who is peeping

Tnx dear. I had to look 4 trouble elsewre. I like dt d room neva has a dull moment...4rm trouble to football to scholarship nd bk to trouble. Nice job buddies...babatawa, miccoy, 2el, stancity, haliluck, gazaliah, my darl hilsocial, rmfunky, d lady physicist nd newbies.

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And u didnt invite me personally.
Feeling disappointed.[/quote]Awww, dont b dear. Hilsocial swtie, Hilsocial hon, 'Hilly'darl, brkfst is finished:-P [quote author=hilsocial post=34617370]

Breakfast is here darlings. Ope u all slpt well. White rice nd veggie sauce. More spoons to d hommies yet to score any goal so deir muscle wil increase.

hilsocial:
I no i believe u graduated from Absu. Are u from Abia?

I did graduate 4rm dre. 4rm same state too

hilsocial:
Emlina, i dont like it when u keep mum esp with dat ur lovely voice.

My dear, i had 2 observe ist incase there wz a fight in d hauz. No stray bullets

Page 320? U people re serious o. Gd evenin y'all

hilsocial:
Hahaha. Which dance style? Shoki abi Etigi? Calm down na Nov.

My dear, d dance is yet to be named nd it was short lived unfortunately. He wntd a grand entry....my dance gave him one.

Chei...iykebestb1, u did smtin strong 2 me wit dat news. D way i danced on my bed ehh. Wcm bro. Ope y'all r fine

adakoleagbenu:
Well hello hello hello!

Hi dear. Gd mrnin

Register don de full. Ds is d case of bein in a large polygamous family. Can anybdy list atleast 15 names of roommates witout peeping? Any up 4 d challenge?

sugarcoatted:
Yeah, my dept aint der too. Learnt senate gav deadline of june 22 4 all reconciled results 2 get 2 dem. I'm fine dear,u?

Tnx dear. Helpful info. Doin well.

sugarcoatted:
Hey, hope uv hrd dey pasted a pre-mobilisation list at students affairs

Yea girl. I also heard its nt complete as a no.of depts re still missin. Mine missin too. Heard its as senate approves results, d board will b updated. Hawayu?

babatawa:
The path looks bright.pls and it's that of righteousness...
you shall embrace me in your warm arms as i place my purplish lips over those succulent jugz while Stancity watch with eye filled with jealousy and hatred...

At ds juncture my ppl, permit me 2 creep in2 my hole nd lock up. Nt sure i'l mk it out of ds adventure alive as i hv a performing artist and an onlooker. :

Stancity:
It seems you dont know Babatawa. That guy suck anything suckable, infact he still sucking his fingers at his present age.. You have succeeded in waking up the sucking spirit in him by making yourself his mum..

Hehehe. I tink ds is d point i swerve, d path i'm on is looking dangerous. Eida Babatawa brings down d olympus willingly or Stancity nd Gazaliah wil forcefully mk him. Both ways, d juices re in trouble. Babatawa, d fingers r more nutritious, happy sucking.

Stancity:
Mum kwa .. I hope you wont deny Babatawa his rights via mum goodies.. First of all, you have to breast feed him and both of you will take it from there

Oh common, don't put ideas in2 his head. He's a decent son who doesn't suck at ds age. Pay sm respect son, will u? Gd mrnin lovelies ...Gazaliah, miccoh, chikaodili234, idee91, thespark, hilsocial, jemimaa01, 2el, rmfunky nd y'all. Hv an eventful childrens day.

Knock, Knock, Knock....who is in d garden? Stancity love? Babatawa hon? Newbies ....mum is in d building. Howdy hommies?

Everytin linkd 2 d power sector. Evn d 50n groundnut i like chewing. Light keepin our TT? Gd mrnin roomies.

Rest in peace swthrt is all i can say again. PSF alumini misses nd wont forget u...ABSU alumini misses u. Anita, a gr8 editor, peaceful nd friendly... We won't forget u.

Orjioorji:
Orji, Ebonyi state university B15 by God's grace.Sociology/Anthropology 2014.

Wcm brother.

adakoleagbenu:
Hello people. First time here.
Geology and Mining,University of Jos. Class of 2014.

Wcm 2 d family. Feel free 2 mingle. Correct wit love nd look 4 trouble diplomatically.

Mrnin ppl. I'm in chch nd i'm hungry. Who has finished cookin?

sugarcoatted:
Yea i'm an ikengress, graduated 4rm bankn n finance

Gd 2 c u here. Atleast wen physicists, ABU stdnts will start their two asyd, we'l do ours. Wre do u wanto srv?

sugarcoatted:
Tnx 4 d info. Its rili helpful. Wat dept did u grad 4rm?

U wcm. Info sci. U an Ikengress too?