₦airaland Forum

fergie001:
That's outside oooo
Inside the state, he is still being bashed once in a while. We want more 😂

More is needed from Aso Rock

Rapmoney:
Never use this expression: 'I flashed her' or 'I flashed him' when you find yourself in a country where standard English is spoken. Examples are the United Kingdom, US, Australia, Canada, etc.

REASON: It might be a slang for saying you called someone and hang up quickly for them to call you back in Nigeria, but in these countries, it means to show someone your unclothedness or nude, which is a very serious crime

WHAT TO SAY INSTEAD: The standard English for that expression is 'I gave him or her a missed call' or 'I gave him or her a quick ring'.

I hope you have learnt something today?

I frashed her nko ?

Redoil:
Tensions flared Thursday when the relatives of a young man who died of Ebola tried to take his body “by force” from the Rwampara Hospital, according to Luc Mambele, vice president of Congolese political party A2RC.

Dead body also suffer

Served them right

insidelife22:
Tuchel is mad crazy 😦 or both

Revenge time nao
If u no get it
Forget it

43Ronin:
Jarred Bowen should have replaced Noni madueke

You can't replace a champion

Cherrybae:
Not even one Arsenal player in the list. A shame

You dey watch game so ?

[quote author= post=139483452]Mr Blogger, Reporting From Onitsha Town[/quote]Mr bad news

Lol long time


When I saw his apology video
I know they will arrest him,
He shouldn't have make that second video, because that his apology can't change anything...
Nevertheless police is still your friend

Mynd44:
As much as you are right, we need to talk about how a scam app was able to get the thieves access into his bank account.

Note that he didn't download a fake Opay app, he already had Opay so how was that scam app able to access his bank accout?


No SMS OTP, No mail, no verification at all. If this is true, then it shows how unsafe opay is rather than blame the user

You guys don't know how these scammers operate sha....

These people sef
Which ...... are they want to test again these time ?

OnyeObowo1:
Tinibu can kill everything from every means

Chaii.. rip to d dead

Tragedy
But Tpain is not to be blame ooo
Na accident happened

Sonnobax15:

Stop wasting your time trying to woo her directly bro. Confront her pastor . If he agrees to you,then,it's finish . Girl wey dey attend every church activity from Monday to Saturday .

I know her type

And the said marriage happened,
Any little misunderstanding the said wife will run to complain to the said pastor and with time the said pastor will start 4cking your wife ...

Make una continue oooooo

Politicstoday:
Fubara is highly a coward like Ambode

A very big coward indeed

insidelife22:
This small trophy 🏆 don dey enter some people head.
Ordinary EPL o
Na una be the first club to win EPL in history

No bi small
No bi small
No bi small

Una don mock them tire
Make them do some shakara jareee
Enoooooo easssssssyyyy oooooo

Rapmoney:
Nobody go leave this life alive.

You mean
No body go leave this world alive abi ？

wildkat:
Since 1996….. so long long ago
😛😝😝😝😝😝

1996 Kanu Nwankwo era

Liars stay clear here or .....

Kobicove:
Congratulations to them...they have waited long enough

The bottling is over

This man who said he will never shave again until Arsenal become champion is now free to shave ;

illicit:
arrest all of them, lock them up and collect exorbitant bail...

Story story story story

omotayocaleb:
i see this as a script than real police job.

Police is your friend

Greedy Elliot can't step down for anybody

No Michael Jackson ?
No Fela ?

Day play

Add Osu offia on the air part 10

AWODIORA:
Thanks for your realization sir, it obvious Obi is extremely popular & love by all lovers of good governance & prosperity. A new Nigeria is very very possible.

The truth is that only the combination of Atiku and Obi can push Tpain out of Aso Rock

If they go separate ways
Tpain will win the incoming election effortlessly

Chike dikkkkk dey hungry dem too
Fear women

Gagare1:
I hope it will be a short read.

So, there is this person I met during my undergrad years who was into youth ministry in the campus. He is a family man. I was introduced to him by a family that I consider my spiritual parents, and being the passionate type about the Christian faith, I trusted him and we started doing Bible study and other campus outreach programs. Our friendship grew well enough that sometimes I visit his house during the weekend (along with other youths he relates with) for Bible studies and what not. With time, I got to trust him enough to allow him into my personal space, which is not something I do easily because I am an introvert (until I trust you, then I sanguinize rapidly).

Fast forward to about two years later, I entered my first relationship with a lady and I hoped to marry her, so I introduced her to him. Gbam! Things started changing between us. Whenever she and I had issues (mainly bordering around her closeness with guys and her dislike of other ladies, even my own relatives) he seemed to take her side, always blaming me for being rigid. Now, he might be right that I am rigid, because we clearly disagreed on certain issues like him claiming to have more authority over me than my own parents because he is my spiritual leader, which I firmly disagreed. Or him saying a good man will forgive a cheating wife, for which I replied "she will go to her father's house and NOBODY can make me take her back". And many other instances.

Now, as time went by I got fed up with her flirting with random guys, and her lack of commitment to the relationship, treating me like an option. So when I graduated and left her on campus, I decided to gradually end the relationship by telling her to simply go ahead and commit to any guy she feels an attraction to, since I will no longer be around. Any reasonable person would have understood what it meant. As God will have it, about two months later, I met the lady that will later become my wife. But I didn't even try to woo her until after about six months when I was on NYSC camp. So everything was done via phone. First, I called my ex and officially ended the relationship, then call the new lady and professed my love.

Despite almost a full year of separation, all hell broke loosed after that call. My ex reported me to that mutual friend, who immediately went ballistic on me. He threatened to take unpleasant measures against me if I don't retract my words and come to the table. Table? To eat what? Tuwo ko Gurasa? I maintained my stance, telling him, "When I return from camp I will come to see you, but don't expect any change in my decision, I will only come to officially tell about it". And that was what I did. And for about two years, we were estranged.

However, when it was time for me to marry, I thought it will be good for me to honour him for the five years we spent together as friends on campus, at least he was kind of a guardian in a way. So I personally travelled interstate to meet him and address any grievance, even offering him the honor of being the guest preacher on my wedding. Now, I had to bypass a host of ordained ministers who were colleagues of my Dad, to choose him. In fact, some of them even told my Dad that they hoped he would have chosen them to minister at his youngest son's wedding, but I made my choice, and my Dad respected it. Of course, he chose his own friend to do solemnization.
Everything went smoothly.

About two years later, my wife and I decided to visit his family for Easter, we went with our daughter who was barely a year old. We spent two days. After about a year we visited again, but this time we returned with a clear decision to end any close relationship with him, choosing to simply treat him as an acquaintance and no longer a family friend. But why the drastic measure?

Here it is:
During the second visit, in the course of our discussion, only the two of us, he admitted jokingly that on their way back from our wedding, where he preached, they were discussing about how I chose not to marry a lady that matches my educational level and age, but instead went to marry a small girl with lesser education because I want to control her. But I will be shocked with what I will get, because that small girl will surprise me (i.e. deal with me).
Literally laying a curse on the very wedding he preached on. That was it!

Ever since we returned, for more than three years now, I give him cold feet. He has tried many times to get us to visit but I always find a way to avoid it. I simply don't feel my family is safe around them. The trust is no longer there.

On more than two occasions, he called my wife telling her to ask me what his offense was, that I am ignoring him. For me, it is a matter of family security.

By the way, the age gap between my wife and I is 5 years only. But she has a small body, so people think she is a small girl. I love that woman too much to risk loosing my guard, not for anyone, much less someone who cursed us while we smiled at each other.

I am open to mature advise.

Did I really go too far by redefining our relationship with him?

That officially breaking up call na your mistake ooooo
That call is absolutely not necessary,
Learn from your mistake and move on

Tpain effect
Hunger is everywhere

Onewazobia:
This man, always on top, big league, big win

The older the wine
The sweeter the juices

cenaman:
Reuben Amorin is available for Chelsea

Alonso on Chelsea move

EmmyMaestro:
Omo, 😳😳 see watery beans. Stay away from crime. Freedom sweet no be small.

Hebrews 14:14, Brethren, In all thy doing, value thy freedom

The book of Hebrews stopped at chapter 13 dude

helinues:
Considering the pain she would go through for putting on that tattoo, she's likely wicked herself

Innukwa your thinking shocked person

brain54:
If he had performed in his duties he would not be needing this association's support...


He would be campaigning on his achievements. And this is not the first time he is vying for the position o that we can say he hasn't had the opportunity to work yet.

Look at him desperately begging for endorsement.


Mo run!

After vomiting all this from your mouth
What will you tell Tpain who also desperately begging for re-elect.?

Omooba77:
Arsenal continues to push by travelling to London rival, West Ham. With 3 more games......
#COYG.........

Today's game is very very important to entire Arsenal Club

If they win today's game the hope of winning double will be more higher
But if they eventually loses today's game
Their spirits will go down which the consequences will be........

ThiefnubuBandit:
Another round of distractions. Tinubu must go!

VDM is secretly working for APC

If you no get it
Forget it

Oseeaka
Akaliogoli
Offorogoli

You must be.one of the three names
Above

Tpain comes to destroy, steal and put masses into colossal suffering