God abeg,By next year,i will be among those that will increase the number,though it will be for a holiday trip to honolulu

Medicine after death[kill urselves by urselves for urselves]

JuanDeDios:




NOT an iguana. A monitor lizard, I think.

i guana is the zoological name,monitor lizard is a nigerian parlance for iguana

Dats an iguana or monitor lizard

E b like u 1 use helmet ,glasses,artificial teeth,and wheel chair or clutches till you die SHAY?

sweetorgasm:
guy ure totally!!! wrong. "its seems uve nt been to Benin? bcaus if u have, then benin would hav taken ur numba one spot. "then numba two shud be ASABA in delta state.

cn u gv me example of such joint in asaba?

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True or false??

klepto2015:
Have you taken a girl's number on your skin/palm in the absence of paper before? Makes the run fun.

i don't wana believe u did that!

In d year 2012,i Met an old girl friend inside a bus,after exchange of greetings and pleasantries,i carry my nokia c6 give her make she type her number,as she press zero,na so my phone quench,no gree on again till i reach house,na so i use paper collect number,even when she dey with her two friends!

It is not a must! Even in nollywood they don't always kneel!

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Baawaa:

Have you wake up

was i ever sleeping?

IfyAwazie:
April fool.

3 weeks will tell who is the fool

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Examination malpractice aka Expo have been and will always be,
this is the stark reality and we must accept it,
After finishing my exams for the just concluded semester i have decided to write on all the paterns of irregularity i observed and heard as a student.
1 Girrafing:this method is the oldest,it starts from the nursery school for most people,nobody teaches you this,it is an instinct born with everyone.
2 The sign method:this one works best in objective exams,and when the slightest talking sound is not allowed plus the distance between students is wide.
3 The betslip(bomb or bullet) method:how long makes it a betslip,how small makes it a bullet.how big makes it a bomb,people who do this method are maniacs,from distorted writting and sign language to abbreviations,this thin long piece of paper can give you an A,it is usually folded into something smaller,but it contains the summary of a full course.
4 The formation method:just like the game of soccer,this is one of my favourite,you are about to enter the hall,only to hear a group of students be saying,guy na 4:4:2 o,2:1:2 etc it all depends on how many they are and the suppliers,this method favours every other method,because there will be to and fro sharing of the common knowledge between a group of friends seated withing an area.
5 The tatoo:Engineering and science students does this method most,its my favourite ,imagine an equation or formular that contains alpha,beta,gamma,integral,lamba,pie,exponential,roots, with lots of brackets,-,+,/,*, signs and other parameters,when there is much to read,you can not but give yourself a little helping,the guys only tatoo place is their palms,while the ladies is their palms and laps,ladies who attend lectures on trousers and come to exam. with gowns and skirts are suspects.
6 The photographers:i will never try this one,the risk of being caught is maximum,people who does this are very good with AOC(area of concentration) but are too lazy to cram or copy it to a piece of paper,so they they just snap them with their phones,thank God for big screens and quality cameras,they are always devastated if mobile phones were not allowed.
7 Extra sheet people:this one's have sold their souls to the devil and are mostly extra year or carryover students that do this,they don't care about being caught,but are mostly never caught,this people,guys especially will summarise a full course into an answer booklet and carry into the hall,and will boldly drop it on their desk and copy,even the invigilators and supervisors will take it for extra sheet especially when they are of the same color.
8 Answer sharers and resharers:the sharers are the original source,be it from their head or betslip,resharers gives it to others as if they were the original source,this people can send a piece of paper from the front chair to the last chair,and anyone it passes through takes their share of a needed solution.
9 Antennas and receivers:the shy,unsocial,rude,proud,scared,weak hearted and forgive me,the spiritual brothers and sisters fall into this category,their ears can pick the slightest signal of whisper,can decode signs meant for another person,and their eyes can zoom any answer booklet meters away,undermining the writting,they favour this pattern so that people will not think otherwise about them or be caught.
10 Thieves:i give it up for these one's,did this once in an igbo exam in my year one,they will seize your betslip and decode it,hold your hand by force to look at your tatoo,exchange your question paper with theirs if anything is written or marked in yours without your consent,give them a piece of paper to transfer and they must finish using it before moving it to the person its meant for,open up your your booklet to locate what they want,they are usually desperate and are ready to implicate you if you dare protest,mostly extra year and carryover students does this.
which of the above have done or is your favourite ?
Disclaimer:in no way am i encouraging exam. malpractice,do any at your own peril!!!

Slimdolly:
and the three crowns baby "don't you wish your mum was fine like mine" I love that girls voice

lmao,dat 1 was a bomb shell.

XtraSmooth404:
Union Bank:
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smh,pervert!

Slimdolly:

well, they are good but i love the adverts than the slogan E.G Fidelity Bank where that small dude said "Like always always granpa?"

lol,that line is a favourite

Whenever i see billboard advert on the streets or commercial on tv,i often look beyond the coulor and graphics,to check their caption and slogan!
1;PEAK MILK:it's in you


2;GUINNESS:reach for greatness


3;ACCESS BANK :passion for excellence


4;GLOBACOM:with pride,unlimited


5;MTN:everywhere you go


6;FORD MOTORS:go further


7;FIDELITY BANK:we are fidelity,we keep our word




those are my favourite,you can add yours fellas

Emyboy4real@gmail.com

7] give it to every tom,dick and harry to press,

RothmasPop:
Wetin Rotimi Do You?

they use to be apc pawns

Abacha
kwakwanso
rotimi
okoro
ibu
apama
buhari
dauda
ali
simbi
audu
offor
nmor
aligo
etc

Only apc can do that in Delta because,they can't even win an lga.

RomanceLander:


Except on valentine's days

why?

Number 9
Do not have a boyfriend or girlfriend