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Safety tip everyone must take into Note as we are about to journey back to our various destinations in few days..

Can anyone notice anything here one of the photes is impact of the Suv Anthony Joshua was travelling with his friends... Lemme lecture you one of those things I learnt during one of my driving classes those days.
the safest place to sit in vehicle is driver's side.. I will explain further. Let me give example, let's assume you are a driver, and you see an impact in front of you and you have 3 seconds chance to avoid too much casualties, who are you going to save, yourself or the passenger beside you 99% of any driver will likely save him/her self.. who won die 😅, the driver will use the right tale of the vehicle to hit the impact giving him much higher chance to survive. any passengers sitting behind the driver's side also has a lifeline of survival, the scapegoat are the one's at the right side nah them go collect the hit most 😭 Go and check most accidents, survivor rates are likely from driver's side, unless the accident are too fatal, but unlikely, another safest place is middle of the vehicle if you are traveling with mini or bigger bus. if the impact come from front , you are in the middle, the first second roll seat in front and at back will absorb the impact and chance of surviving is also high unless the vehicle immediately engulf in flame or the impact are severe .. Aj survived the accident not because he's our popular star or God love him more than his disease friends but because its not yet his time and he's lucky enough to choose the safer seat roll of the SUV, i wish him quicker recovery and may God rest the souls of the departed and grant those they left behind gratitude to endure the lost Amen

Shalom everyone and happy New year in advance 🙏🏽

Look , the story I'm about to tell you right now is not a cook up one, but a real story and a very serious one for that matter , your advices will be highly appreciate.
This my guy, not just a guy, but a colleague I knew for almost 4 years now , we share same flat and as 9ja guys we are in good talking time , we eat together, we share our cry together, our fun, aspirations and future, I knew his wife because we talk some times but occasionally , on greetings level , sometimes me and my guy argue about Tinubu and others tribal stuff because he's from the W region, and it always ends in laughters and jokes .. here is the story, I came back one faithful morning from my shift and met him on call shouting, speaking in their dialects, as guy man i knew nah family matter despite i no dey hear the language most time he mix it with English, when he end the call i query to know if everything are alright but he gave me this stance look, fills with anger and regret but he managed to hold back and replied me, yes , we are fine.. i just smile and pass i knew he will never tell me anything at that moment, after few days , i came back from my shift, i jokingly told him, Oga let's go and have some bottles, i chop their money today , there's nearby shop where we normally hang out anytime we win extra money from online betting because we are partners in bet, smile. When we get there, I ordered four cans of beer chilled beer mortuary level , because I knew the story is going to be a very long one because I don't want to miss anything in the name of going to get another cans under Amibo level nah. I sat opposite him , we face each other so I can digest the full story well without asking what did you say... As we emptied the first cans and in the second one , I asked him, yeah, what is the problem the other day you are on phone shouting ontop of your voice as if you won commot clothes, is like your girlfriend want you to give her big Christmas money , he smiles and replied in more mature calmer way, not that, u know me nah , i pressed him further to open up, because the more you cry out the lighter the burden in the heart becomes. He said , well it's family matter but i will sort it out soon. I Sip my beer for long and continue, do you give woman belle , talk now make we know what to do oooo jokingly, because I knew street is tight here, men don't looseguide or have time for opposite gender due to nature of gravity this side , so men are guided, abeg if U have a boyfriend , a husband living outside the country whether nah Ghana or America please take your time and pray for him every 1am morning , wish him well and all the success in life because they are the most faithful partners any woman can find. smiles 😁, back to my story , he laugh and he said ok judge this, do you remember last year I told you my wife was complaining the new apartment my cousin find for her, the toilets are not flushing most especially the master room , I nod like agama lizard yes I remember , but the landlord fix it nah,he said yes , last week she started complaining again and i called the landlord and was threatening him to refund me my rent that i will move my wife and kids to my family house pending the time i will finish mine, 1.5m yearly apartment for that matter o, the landlord angrily told me that its not his fault that the toilet chamber always blocked that he will show me things the plumber found in the chamber that blocked the toilet, can you guess ? , hold your breath I will spill the beans, used (rubber bands) , come on I will not mention the name we have kids in here reading , the name start with C and end with M. about 23 pieces of them, who can guess , i have gift for fastest thinker , some old some new , but all used , he continues, i have confronted her with this evidence but she's busy denying and claiming her innocence, he just lower his head small showing some signs of frustration and regret, but continue after few seconds.. this flats, all are down building and all the apartment there has it own seperate toilet chambers non of them connected, so who put it there , did it fly from elsewhere and stuck there, what is going on , it means someone make use of it , flush it from my toilet, he have being honest with the wife and landlord that he will not renew after the current rent expires. He have informed his family and already planning to travel next month to on emergency, he wiped his sweaty teary face gently, and continue, what on earth woman need I have not done for her, I pays children school fews even before time, I placed her on 100k salary , 300k upkeep for the family, if her parent are sick I take care of them, just last week i gave her money to buy Christmas items for her mother and younger siblings, this guy just broke down in tears, come and see fellow man shedding tears like toddler missing her mother's Bossom , i allowed him , because the more he cry it out the less the burden. After he wiped his face again and as I can see that heavy burden has reduced, I ask him what do you intend to do now , he replies, I will take the kids to the hospital for DNA because I don't want a story that touches hearts in the future, and after that let everyone go his/her seperate ways that he is done... Hmmm the matter tie lappa because I'm equally full of words.. I have tried every possible corner to see if I can bail the cat or connect the story theoretically and exonerate the lady from the allegations, but no way, according to him, she don't have male adult siblings to say they might be the one that always bring girls to the house neither do she has too many single female friends to say they brought their boyfriends there to knack carpentering , or maybe she's into lezi lezi
(female GehGeh) , but non are aligning...

Me As special adviser on family matter online branch ,I decided to present the matter to my honourable panel of judges online in-laws for deliberation and online judgement so I can declare the judgement before something went wrong, I asked him when last did you guys met in the other room he said two years ago , but i should not blame him for his absence because he's working under harsh climate here to strive to provide for his family as many, his cassava no dey even rote 360 degree not to think of cheating.. Abeg lemme drop my pen before I burst out in tears because man knows man.. your good and bad judgements are highly welcome

Wish you guys happy new year in advance... Peeeew drop my pen 📝

Oga go and find work.... Who do you think you can deceive with this cock and bull story , can anyone notice the timing between their chat.. the time are the same, as if he or she was waiting for the other party to type ... Gerrout

ZaddyJ:
We are meeting Mali , if we defeat Uganda tomorrow

if Mali use this leg they take play today meet Nigeria, their name will be sorry

See country paying Tax... The tax master welcome

Defect let's see

Celebrityblog:
This man wants to lose his Reps seat & also lose the governorship. He had better gone back to recontest for Reps.

apshit will make him ambassador 🤣

Why he didn't mention Iran 🤣🤣🤣🤣


The way am seeing this, this man might run mad soon... America should send another missile to Bornu his lamentations dey sweet me die 🤣🤣🤣

Aj stay away from Nigeria and that man Tulumbu

You know, this stupid mallam is trying everything possible to incite war.. but hand go soon touch him...

Gbam... Supported.. he should keep it in South West

Nobody will join justice for Yemen, Freedom for Yemen because it's not Israel bombing them... Hypocrite full this world most especially among Muslims

Follow follow no go give him any ticket,make he chop pdp

I am a Christian but I said they should kpai him immediately....if you are a Muslim and U said you are against Fulani and boko haram criminals condemn them like me ... I want to see Ur gut

Next time they should use bunker buster B2 Ghost so it will be loud and deep... The pain on enemies camp gladden my heart

MadamVanessa:
Expect them to mount road today with placard to protest shamelessly all because terrorists are being taken down. I haven't seen people so empty yet.

they are on pain since yesterday

OnyeObowo1:
They should also name them and list the sponsor..
Tinibu knows them, he imported this guys during buhari

APC will be in the blacklist

IronGalaxy:
Lol.. I already have

unsee it abeg 🤣

In 5 each each of them will settle another 5young boys... Tell me why Igbos will not be the greatest tribe ever

Who are people in charge of editing bible... I think it's time to make a special verse for Mazi Benjamin Natenyahu and his Friend Mazi Trump... It will make Avery interesting story,our generation to come have to read and memories about this greatest Kings of our time... Benjamin is mightier and braver than King David, King Solomon joined together

Oga will make call and they will release him.. where is kabiri Sokoto, since he escaped from prison nobody has heard about him again... Who knows if he's not taking refuge in Aso rock allegedly

Trump the smartest man on earth.... I told
My friend.. watch America is going to send Nigeria Christmas gift or new year gift.. do you know how I figured it out... America know , this terrorist will try everything possible to enter America and cause more chaos in America soil to show they can also attack Americans.. America ban all Nigeria visa so no one can go in or go out before they strike, this move is to save America from replica... By securing the visa ban I know the next thing is to bomb them to stone age from far .. America has enough bomb to waste and they are ready to keep this mad guys busy for the rest of the year...

Yaliba Muslim will flood this section to yawn dust again... God bless Trump

I have been in existence for 40years I remember as a child when I use to say to my class mates, U see this December I will dirty it with enough enjoyment... Is not today we started dirty December, why Ghana always like to drag everything why why

Frustration to lead Nigeria lead this one into suicide... I hope he later regret betraying Igbos

They should serve God in good heart and stop taking order from Qatar and Iran Islamic sponsors

BannedUser:
Let me ask you a question: Would you say the same if he was Igbo?

I have been saying more than that to Igbos

authority2006:
That is causing sleepless nights for you too, good to know that Buckley is not alone

can you just shut up