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Midehi3:
Nepa sha bring light pls

na wetin you wan take light do? I hope not what I'm thinking o?

Ijaya123:
To do what?

to enter the bushy pusssssssy now

No mind the ugly modafoka. Him just dey play

LexngtonSteele:
If her leg is yammy 🦵 abeg use condom

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They've collected his pot of soup from him.

HellVictorinho6:
go and die as well

waiting for you to lead the way

DaddyCoool:
You are heartless. Do you know how many in hospitals and other places died entirely because of this one-day strike?

as if people no dey die before now. Do you know how many people have died under this satanic government? Dey there dey play

Funny enough some people still dey collect babes number 😂 with the State of the economy

pweeryambre:
Higher than 60k can mean anything, like FG can be adding 2k on top everyday... Why don't they just give a satisfactory amount and call it a day.

FGN will not go beyond 80k

This is really a sad news. So this strike no go pass one day. Dem for make reach at least one weak NOW. NLC is a complete rubbish

Op have you heard of the name Oshiomhole before?

Wetin concern Ribadu with strike matter?is he the minister of finance or labour? Amebo kill you there

My own be sey make she come make boat of us go inside ze oza room. The babe too dey hungry me. She go sweet well well for bed and her ringtones go dey very loud and melodious.

Modafokas ni awon people yi sa

Are they still working? Are they not supposed to be on strike with u?

Dem no get choice. Person wey don senior person, don already senior am

Nairaland moderators wont you people go on strike?

3rd June, 2024

PRESS RELEASE:

*NO TO NLC STRIKE IN SALAH – MURIC*

As the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC) begins its industrial action today, Monday, 3rd June, 2024, an Islamic human rights organization, the Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC), has told the labour union that the strike will make life unbearable for Muslims preparing for Id al-kabiir (Salah) which is just a few days away. The group therefore advised NLC to postpone its strike until after the Muslim festival.

The message from MURIC came in form of a press statement issued in the early hours of Monday, 3rd June 2024. The statement was signed by the group's Executive Director, Professor Ishaq Akintola.

The full statement reads:

"The Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC) is set to begin its industrial action today Monday, 3rd June, 2024. But there is no scintilla of doubt that the strike will make life unbearable for Muslims preparing for Id al-kabiir (Salah) which is just a few days away.

"As expected, the workers unions of other service providing sectors like petroleum and electricity have offered to join (https://www.thecable.ng/oil-electricity-workers-to-join-planned-labour-strike/). This means the lives of Nigerians are likely to be thrown into a state of higgledy-piggledy in the next few days.

*"But what does NLC think will happen to Muslims whose festival of Id al-kabiir is already knocking on the door? Transport fare to and fro their various destinations will skyrocket. Movements will be so adversely affected that the whole Salah period will become a horrendous experience. Is that what NLC wants?*

"The notice of strike was too short. It was given from the negotiation table and it was 48 hours or less. The approach of the current crop of NLC leaders is aggressive, arrogant, fascist and partisan. The body language is unmistakable. It is directed at bringing government down. This NLC has no respect for the rule of law, not even an iota of decorum for democratic practices.

"If we cannot speak for government, what about Nigerian Muslims whose lives your strike could turn into sheer nightmare? Is this a deliberate attempt to make life uncomfortable for Muslims? Will NLC declare strike one week to Christmas? Or is this about bringing down our Muslim-Muslim ticket? Is this part of the 'religious war' of 'Yes Daddy'?

"Are Muslim workers not part of your union? If we are, shouldn't NLC consider our interest, particularly our fast-approaching festival before embarking on a strike? What happened to strategic planning? What happened to timing and logistics? What happened to psychological preparation of people's minds?

*“By the way, every civilized group checks the calendar when planning an event and every calendar shows festivals of the year, is there no calendar on the walls of NLC office or was it deliberately ignored because NLC leadership is more interested in inflicting pains on Nigerian Muslims?*

"Who did NLC leadership consult before declaring strike and what did they advice? Are there no Muslims among members of NLC executive? Are there no Muslims among NLC’s advisers or are they all 'Yes Daddy'? If there are, are they conscious Muslims or just Muslims by name? Are they not aware that Salah is next week?

*"This strike is ill-timed. It is a recipe for a topsy-turvy Salah. We advise NLC to postpone it till after the Salah. If NLC rejects our advice and goes ahead with its satanic strike, we will ask all Muslim workers who know that they will meet Allah yaom al-Qiyaamah (The Last Day) not to cooperate with NLC. They should reject the strike because it is an assault on the religion of Islam.*

We call on all Muslim leaders and Islamic organisations in Nigeria to speak up now before it is too late. We must reject the tyranny of Muslim-haters thinly veiled in unionism. We say ‘No To Strike in Salah.’”

#NLC
#NoToStrikeInSalah

Professor Ishaq Akintola,
Founder/Executive Director,
Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC).



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Please when are we going to shut down aso villa and the national assembly? Na dat one go sweet my belle pass

Dem go feel it

sgtponzihater1:
This is ridiculous. How do you shut a gate that does not belong to you? Down tools and go home, don't oppress people who want to work, this is how strikes are done in sane societies.

is Nigeria a sane society? Dey play

pretydiva:
Yes! Enough is Enough. Our voices must be heard

yinmu

vibratingpenis:
It has started but your account is still active, remember you agreed to die with your family?

abeg swerve. Go and get busy

My body just dey sweet me. Na now I know sey NLC no be toothless blue dog

This man is fokn ugly. Him see woman marry at all?

Bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Minister of failure

Killing a man over what she cannot eat finish

His village people finally caught up with him through aboki

Mbappe the best goalkeeper football ever produced. Welcome to your new home.