donmarvex:
nicee

AND TO THINK THAT THIS WAS POSTED OCTOBER 2014 and DIDN'T MAKE FP

BUT IF NA TONTO DIKE BUYS NEW PHONE .. BEFORE TREKKERS START JOURNEY E DON ENTA FP

NA WA O




you get mouth

FriedPlantain:
[b]Ofego: pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor: my son, wat did u do? just confess wat u did exactly.God Almighty will forgive you.

Ofego: (sobbing), pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.

Pastor: can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them so that we can also prayfor them.

Ofego: aaaaah pastor I can't, I am ashamed.

Pastor: okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you ve slept with comes out, just say 'PAU'. The number of times u say 'PAU' will indicate d number of times you slept with that particular person.... And so they went to the church entrance.

*Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks*

Ofego: pau pau

pastor:the Lord forgive you my brother

*decon's wife passes carrying her bible*

Ofego: pau

pastor: may the Lord forgive you.

*a choir member passes singing*

Ofego: pau pau pau

pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.

* Lo and behold, pastor's wife passes by and Ofego goes off like a machine gun*

Ofego: pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pra papa pau

pastor: yeeeeeepaaaaa!!! na Sango go kill you! God punish your father! God will never forgive you. [/b]

FriedPlantain:
A famous inspirational speaker said:"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife...............
"Audience was in shock and silence. He added " she was my mother". (A big round of applause and laughter)
Mumuni who was part of the audience decided to try crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the KITCHEN "best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"................... * Mumuni stood still for a while, trying to recall the second line of the speaker.*
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed,recovering from BURNS OF BOILING WATER!!!

bastien:
U never see something. Lol







I don enter the one without break,when he sight hold up for front e go off engine

OttyHaQ:
If them try am with me, na condoms dem go get for my wallet.