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FeverRay: oh,u eventually dated Abdulrasheed nd u ddnt tell me. God aff catch u. It wasn't an exile, I was on sabbatical |
Hmmmn. Buh Beer can't and won't guarantee your fate after life, besides, ΐτ̅ hasn't caused a major war buh the some minor ones too have sent potentials to their early graves plus other worse things too. Just saying tho. |
kokoA: worefa! I love my lifetallesty1 |
Why A̶̲̥̅♏ I not surprised @ Ʊя̩̥̊ confession? Only no 5 for ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥. U δ☺̣̣̥̇ŋ return from Ʊя̩̥̊ self imposed exile FeverRay: 2,3,4,5,6,8,9....although for number 3, she was 3weeks away from tying the knot. Where's epathra |
y not now? if it is what i think, then tosyne2much is a top suspect. i'll like ur definition tho Tallesty1: ask me again after this war |
One of the very scarce fair posts I see on here. Mynd44: As if non-Christian ladies get married early.... |
please, whats your definition of woman wrappering. Tallesty1: A war for the eradication of woman wrappers on Nland is what I have always wanted to start. |
kekakuz: yes
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Feel free to add yours. Tag: tosyne2much, tolexander, tallesty1, mizmycoli, feverRay. |
In the midst of laughter, there should be multitude of lessons! That is exactly what we tried to achieve with Sermon on the Mount, the Lagos Convo Edition. Read, laugh and learn sha, like we say around here. Here we go 1. Blessed are you when you postpone your bubble gums chewing business until the end of the church service. For you shall save many souls from unwanted distractions. 2. Blessed are you when you desist from mounting the podium to sing on Sunday morning after mounting your boyfriend the previous night. Hmmm..that kind thing dikwa risky! To avoid being slapped by the Holy Spirit in church one day. Hehehe… 3. Blessed are you when you quit distracting your pastor with those hot half closed thighs. The rest of the congregation will not be served with the wrong scriptural passages. 4. Blessed are you when you brush your mouth and wash your body properly before attending mass or church service. The church already has enough anointing; members do not need the ones coming from your armpit or mouth. 5. Blessed are you if you are able to endure that sister in the front whose curves pose spiritual hazard to you. Stand firm, unmovable, for your eyes shall see the salvation of the lord. 6. Blessed are you when you quit from being “brother toaster” and give one of the sisters you have been giving hope all along a permanent seat in your life. Even the remainder of the sisters shall rejoice because their ears shall know peace. Hehehe 7. Blessed are you when you give that sister a ‘sincere lift’ after service without asking for her phone number. Your act of kindness shall be rewarded appropriately. Yes you can! 8. Blessed are you when your dance in church is sincerely for the lord and not for any guy to notice. Babes you know how far na. 9. Blessed are you when the tablet you holding with such fine pose is for reading scriptures and making notes and not for show. Forget, you know what I’m talking about joor! 10. Blessed are you when your ushering services are as unto the lord than for advertisement. Your reward shall be full. Culled from:http://lagosconvo.com/country-people/sermon-on-the-mount-revised-edition/ |
Following fender to bumper. Great piece I must say. |
Thanks a lot. SlyIg: It's not Wanfom but Uwakmfon. It means Plenty of Goodness. The full meaning of the name is Uwakmfon Abasi which will mean Plenty of God's goodness. |
Plz what does Ifreke Abasi and wanfom means? Dunno if I spelt correctly tho |
nna biko bia, why u sef carry two load? onw woman 2 wahala , u come carry 2 come be 4 wahala. mikron: @OP u couldnt have summed it up better than me, you re so on point, thats my exact problems with two girls im datting now, they just like taxing me as if i be their papa, so annoying. The one in suleja niger state (i live in garki, abuja) kept telling me i must cough out N45,000 for her to buy electric sewing machine and Another N20k for shopping and more money for her to make her hair for me (i nearly tell her to go barb gorimakpa o) the second one in calabar kept demanding for money for upkeep(wen i neva marry u) i just hate it wen i come across demanding girls, and unfortunately they are everywhere. They are just market sellers not lovers. |
brownlords: Well i actually know some set of girls who won't date anyone apart from yahoo guys. i can't say what their reasons arelemme do the amebo for u coz i've quite a few too. free dates and movies. constant trip to the salon, newest weaves and wigs exquisite backgrounds for dps. designer gifts. plush bday bash amongst other vanities. i wonder where they kept Ecclesiastes in their bibles. bliv me, they go to church. |
snadguy007: There is nothing bad in giving a girl some cash if i can afford the amount she's asking for without making myself uncomfortable..... and I'll draw the line when i see that the rate at which she is asking is becoming unbearable.when u draw the line, then she starts whinning u abt ur sudden insensitivity and lack of care. My mom wld always say what u wont tolerate as a rich man, start rejecting now that u r poor. i am a lady and i know what we say n do. |
brownlords: Sorry are you married?nope. ΐτ̅ actually pisses ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ off too coz ΐτ̅ makes guys think less of ladies. Worst cases r girls dating yahoo guys. He automatically becomes the oxygen they inhale and they in turn are enslaved to him so they can maintain status quo. |
Tallesty1: Bring it on my dear, guys are mostly the ones that do the spending that's why I kinda directed the question to them.imo, girls that demand see it as a recompense for their wifely services or duties rendered. alarming demands is usually recorded in rel where intimacy is a norm. for me, i believe smone who is matured to date u shld know when to come in at all times u dont have to ask him. His discretion shld tell him. besides, it's a relationship and not a job opportunity. so financial independence is key. Though birthdays n other fxnz mean much to us and we expext guyz to make it special, u shldnt go into debts doing that. summary: Girls that do that are girls and not very wifely. overfamiliarity too can be a factor. |
I wld have said smth. Buh u seem specific for guys. |
Cultism for Edo state no be here. Even right from junior secondary, they r being initiated and the females are not left out. Imagine a female cult initiation that requires you to sleep with 9 boys on the spot b4 initiation is complete! SS1 students! Shake my head for what the youths are becoming. Very sad. |
Sweetie, forgiveness is what we do for ourself and not for those who offend us. Imagine for the past 4 yrs u've been carrying him with u evriwhere. That's a heavy load u know. Besides, not foriving him is robbing ursef of happiness and peace. I understand aw u feel. Been there b4 buh Ʊя̩̥̊ total victory is in letting go Sexytemi: I know he's not worth it, but do u knw d pains of a gal wen she loses her first, or decieved by him?, |
Hmmmmn. PES. I abandoned my gamepad and all after we broke up. Just that! Nothing more. |
Now this is horrific. |
He never heard or received the call from God directly, from his story, ΐτ̅ was TBJ that told him that God wants him to work for him and he desperately accepted. Besidesn u r in no position to judge anyone's spiritual state donnie: The mere fact that we have these comments up here for discussion is proof +ve that the Pastor is backslidden. |
Toni Payne's counsel are usually timed and aimed @ targets(they don't come free and easy) esp towards 9ice. ΐτ̅'s obvious she's not over him yet she's just using 'denial approach' like a friend wld say. |
I'm the same person except the insult part and that's because some NLers can really piss u off wt their abuse of freedom. |
Lovetinz: Boys do that. Men don't.you nailed ΐτ̅. Esp when u are man enof to do what is done with ΐτ̅ otherwise, u will be shy/ashamed. |
I did and there was no stopping ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥. He broke EVERY means of connection with ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥. Sure he hated ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ then dunno abt now. |
Please help ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ put OP in the know. People r getting married doesn't mean they shld starve all day. egopersonified: Op, have you ever seen a couple eating during the reception? This is how it is done. |
ΐτ̅ happens everyday and everywhere. Some go as far as tatooing the guy's name on their bodies n all. Nonsense Sanchez01: This is really? Honestly, I'm just getting to know of this today. Some ladies don't reason at all. |
Twas really nice, I was 18. He was a pro. ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ likey. |
Sanchez01: This is really thick. About ladies who change their surnames to their man's when they are not yet married, I find it new but absurd. Who does thatladies. I know of a frnd who did that on fb. They broke up a while after buh shame abi wetin no let A̶̲̥̅♏ fit change the name. Some ladies live the future in the present that's why. |
some of us are not made to be tied down by a woman..