₦airaland Forum

DeCleff:
Yes according to the Bible. Do u truly read, understood and believed the Bible? If yes; do u agree that were are approaching the judgement day? If yes, then tell me who is the male child who will rule over all nations with the rod of an iron as revealed in Revelations 12:1-5 and Revelations 19:11-21?

Waiting for ur reply

lol, olumba is a satanist masking in the name of the gospel. The real olumba,self acclaimed "Holy spirit" is dead and his dumb followers still believe he's alive.
More on OOO cming up

WisdomFlakes:
Payback's a bit.ch

Ait threw all ethics to the wind during the presidential campaign. They should emulate Channels tv.

spoken like a wonderful fool, are you that daft to know we're in a democracy,where things like this are bound to happen. Did Gej ever took such a step on sahara reporters? Despite there smear campaign. Well Gmb can ban Ait for all I care,but he won't suppress us the masses from scrutinising his government when the need arises.

peeparty:
I see why you have not graduated, you keep attending every university in nigeria

answering you would bring down to your level.
#BrainlessAnimal

I can authoritatively say Unical has the most corrupt lecturers in the country.

FLAWLES:
.must u show how stupid u are? Well u er lucky ur MOTHER did not abort you with d odas she aborted she sha abort u or not,u still a BORN BY MISTAKE(now m done here)don't bother quoting me cuz i wodnt waste my fvcking time read it

maybe you'd waste your time reading this, you're as filthy as you sound, and you just proved to the world how dumb and low a female can sink.

The history of this country is about to be rewritten.
A hunch nonetheless

Adexchelsea19:
I dont know how someone will just be insulting another person,d op ask question weh neva even bring insult.Guy you are d childish one here.

oh please stfu, you know nothing of what is going on here,keep your needless assertions to yourself.

TheSonOfMark:

You're special, you know why? It's because angels wept the day you were born 'cause they knew your mum laboured in vain.

lol, funny but I have to agree with you, this unibenstudent is so duMB.

Guy, your question as always reeks of stewpeedity, why would a lady waste her airtime in calling someone as you. The fact you don't receive calls as much as you want from the ladies,shows a lot about your childish yet stewpeed personality.

debbydee:
from your signature i now know better. #Peace#

yea, you should

dptrix:
also classical physics the junior brother of quantum physics

we call in classical mechanics, it was one terrible course.

debbydee:
Hello mr what does that mean? I beg you soft pedal. Pls

it means you like trouble

debbydee:
na real wa

seems you have a thing for controversy?

Dwillz55:
Mine ws funny cos I ve nor done it before. I ws in ss2 writtn physics exam. Nd iot ws so difficult, nd evry one ws sweatn.I ws so desperate nd needed. To write smtin. The invigilation ws so strict. Before we new it d teacher we should all submit nd I ve jst answered 1 question. Wen everyone ws submittn I did not I went to d libuary nd copied 4rm my note.wen I finished I rubbed my answer sheet on d floor nd went to d invigilator nd told him dat I found my answer sheet on d floor nd it may be due to d stuggle wen we were submittn.nd being among d top 4 in my class den d teacher belived nd collected it. Can't still belive I had d mind to do dat. Hmm wat desperation will cause.

lol, hope you didn't graduate to greater tins? Lol

Cajetanspeaks:
Okay. Geophysics is under geosciences and not physics though one of many areas physics concepts are applied. Maybe that explains why you think that maths method and quantum physics are difficult. cheers

well in the school I graduated from, geophysics was in physics dept.

DeKasablanca:
Mine was during this ongoing waec. Ddnt happen to me sha. There's this girl that sits not to far from me. So wen dey brought d government expo, the answer to d 5 questions wer written nd d words 'pick any 2' wer written so we cld av different combinations. This girl wrote it d way it was written in d paper. Like, 'pick any 2' and proceeded to write all five answers

lol, another case of examination "meningitis"

Cajetanspeaks:
Are you a physics graduate?

yels, applied geophysics though

neoapocalypse:
A funnier one happened in the University , it didn't happen to me though but I was in the hall when it happened.
It was in 300 level and we were having an agric extension exam ( can't remember which course exactly ) , I was seated next to this two very good friends , Tessy and Floxy , with an agric extension lecturer as the invigilator. The man was fondly Tiger cos he was known to always catch students in the hall and he never accepts apologies , if this man catches you in the exam hall for the smallest mistake the best you can hope for would be a semester rustication. Mid way into the exam Floxy asked Tessy for answers to questions 2a , 3a and 3c , while Tessy was telling her , Tiger heard them and snuck up to them , as Tessy was saying 2a is blah blah blah , 3a is blah , blah ,blah , the boy sitting opposite them looked up to see Tiger sneaking up behind , he was already too close to warn them so he stared straight at Tiger. Tessy noticed the boy's stare and made a sideward glance but noticed Tiger was already behind her and there was nothing she could do so she continued with what she was reciting , "3c is blah , blah blah" , at that moment Tiger grabbed her by the wrist and said ,"I've caught you today", Tessy said , "catch who ? who you think say you catch" , "but I saw you dictating the answers to your partner" replied Tiger , Tessy said she was just trying to remember what she had read and that she wasn't talking to anyone , Tiger kept on insisting that she was teaching her friend but she stuck to her story , after like 20mins of dragging the matter the man ( Tiger ) eventually decided to drop the matter and made to leave , na there film come start. As the man turned to go Tessy pulled the man back by his collar and locked his shirt saying , "sir you can not go like that , after destabilizing me and wasting my time , I can't remember anything again , you must put everything I have read back into my head , I can't fail this course because of you" , the man just kept saying , "e gba mi". It took the intervention of the HOD , course coordinator and exam coordinator to free Tiger from her grasp , eventually they had to give her extra 20 marks ( it was minuted on her answer booklet ) and 40 extra minutes before she let Tiger go. After that day Tiger never attempted to catch any student in exam hall again and Tessy became the star of the faculty. What surprises me the most is that Tessy was one of the quietest girls in the class. Na case of hunter becoming the hunted

lol, this Tessy, I would love to meet.

SLYBABA:
Its so embarrassing that in 1999 when I was writing one of my final papers in Engineering at UNIBEN when the invigilator request we submit our papers and wasn't yet thru and was about leaving the hall while am yet to submit my papers. Suddenly I started running towards him to submit my papers and with all anxiety for him to collect my scripts and suddenly I ejaculated in my trousers before I could be relived of the built tension in me.

jexox!!! 4 reals?

freecocoa:
Also another time in the hall, there were two guys sitting in the row in front of me, one had a friend on my row supplying him micro chips and this other guy was totally alone with no hope of help from anywhere, so as his neighbor wrote, he expected that the manna would also get to him but for where, the selfish guy who was being fed by someone refused to feed that helpless guy, omo na him that other guy provoke o and started talking a little loudly saying "so person help you and you no wan make I write abi, you better open your book now or I swear me and you go fail this course" the other guy thought it was a joke o and continued writing, ignoring the young man, na so we hear "excuse me sir" I looked up and the dude was already standing with a finger raised, screaming "excuse me sir, sir please come nearer", the other dude notice say the thing don comot from play o and said to him, "okay abeg, I go show you" meanwhile the invigilator was almost at their corner to answer his caller, he approached the one who called for him and asked how he could be of help, walai even my own heart was already beating fast on behalf of the persons involved, the next thing we heard was "I need extra sheet"

Extra sheet when he had only written his name in his answer booklet, the man just flipped the pages on his booklet and asked why he needed more when he hadn't written anything in the one he had, he replied "I will need it later" the man just asked him to sit down and walked away.

lol, that guy jamb people that are desperate for an 'E'm

blacq2009:
A very confused guy beside me whispered to me " man, please spell me W".

lol, blame it on exam "ebola"

Cajetanspeaks:
Mathematical method(a 2nd year course) the hardest course you did in 3rd year?

it was "one" of the toughest, that's what I said. There was also quantum mechanics

chax100:
Interesting. Complete the story, where did you meet him later that night? You should have paid in kind or something like that. Fear ladies and live long!

lol, abi. The story fit nor just end like that na

peeparty:
Chai in my final exam it was crazy.A certain drunk lecturer gave us tough time,if u sit without writing=tear paper,you sneeze im go vex say na him u do am for=tears paper,you look ceiling him go say u write ekpo put der= tears paper.all this while we where writing I discovered that some of the big gehs in ma class we're d man been d use shine Kongo we're not in d exam hall.,

..fastward...pple bekame so afraid in the exam hall,the hall was silent as a grave yard. in know time i was done just for the fear of the unknown,in my mind i was like should i collect extra sheet or not.na so I waka majestically say mk I go pass am comot oo.as I just pass my sheet d man collect am tear talk say him never see me for him class.omo na so exam scara dat day oo.already malabite been don d para behind d we're waiting for who to strike first.

lol, which dept be that...confirm malabite.

mankan2k7:
This is a time every certificate needs to be verified. All our youths are cheaters

lol, I agree to disagree, the system itself is messed up. So cheating is allowed

Rhemmymatician:
1. Did anybody else notice that most of this funny events are in maths exams?

2. In 200level I had MTS211 (Linear Algebra) the previous day instead of reading, I was on the football field all day and watch movies all night till 2 am, and then I picked my book and hoped to cram all the theorems in 3 hours. At the end of the day I got to the exam hall, I got my question paper and as sure as day follows night, I didn't know the answer to ANY question in the sheet. Anyway after moping around and not seeing anywhere to copy, I decide to use my time judiciously, na so I sleep o, I woke an hour after and went to submit. As I come outside my people dey hail me say now now I don finish maths exam now now.
Bottom line: I failed the course.

Lmao, but linear algebra nor hard na.

soleexx:
In an exam hall...pretty hard course...a guy called me to help him transfer a micro-ship to his friend...his alredy tru with it...so he said guy pls help me give dat guy beside u...I collect d chip...and I start downloadin it..d guy be like are u okay? Transfer it naw...I just luk ham like mumu come collct it naw...maybe I no pay skol fees....

lol, sharp guy!!!

minimoha:
math method na 200level course for lasu o...trust me na die, ontop lecturers wey no cum class dem go stil tel u say i taught u this

men that course nor be here ooo

Chuksgeo:
When we were writing first semester exams in fourth year. We shared the exam hall with 200 level students of our department. During the exams one. Akpo lecturer came beside me and was busy running errands for one fine 200 level chick wey dey beside me, he would go and and scout for answers from other bright students and then come and and give this babe.

The man was not even ashamed or afraid that we(400 level) studets around there noticed exactly how a servant he was to the girl. The thing wey pain me pass be say this man is a very strict, wicked and Sadist lecture.

naso em dey fool themselves for women.

Yasher:
wait o! So you carried expo from your 1stt year to your final year Omo na wa for u o

lol, funny enough, I carried expo just twice and it was in my final year. The first time I was nearly caught, how I escaped is a story 4 another day.

tellwisdom:
Were ....Bro, Did you graduate??

this wouldn't be funny if I didn't graduate

Dammytrager:
Was writing my last chemistry exam then in OAU predegree.

Immediately a lady opened her question papers lo and behold she burst into tears.

Another lady beside me screamed Blood of Jesus!!! when she saw hers.

Still in the same hall someone fainted.

I just sat where I was wondering if we're given different questions cos the questions I saw before me were as easy as calculus

lol, chemistry, man's immortal enemy