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Most naija songs sound the same.

lolawilliams:
Lol. This is funny.

See booobi

ebukahandsome:
Rakuten?
Is that a name of a perfume or insecticide

It's a rat poison. Rat/Ekute

JVgal:
See the outcome of being good? Smh

That's why you should be a badass chick.

omogeyoyo:
I think it is high time we christian folks started to know what being a christian is, to me i think being a christian is being christlike, So my broda i will suggest u become a christian and do what christ will do if he was to be face with such a scenerio. pick up your bible and get instructions, directions and promises that God made to us his children, and by so doing you both will have a more tear free life. as for me they have not born that prophet that will come and tell me to do or not to do what is not in the bible. please wise up spiritually so u can stop taking shit from the devil.

Babe I just saw you on the asewo thread. Jesus won't like that

Jessidaisy4:
STDs

Nice butt

This old man!

Daddy why?

He was in spirit. Too much ogogoro

succyblinks:
Free delivery

Can I test it

succyblinks:
LOL I haven't even seen amala once so I can't tell

You tried

succyblinks:
Hey guys I have been an ardent follower of this thread for over a year now and this is my first post

I'm learning how to bake and today I made my first ever chocolate cake tho I have made several other cakes which some came out bad, its part of the learning, LoL

The cake is so moist and soft it literally melts in your mouth, and u won't believe I made it on a stove top
So sorry for the long post but am so excited

My mum had already dug into the cake even before I had the chance to snap, loL

Looks like amala

EgunMogaji:
Okay, now you're using spaces in your sentences, meds kicking in?

I know you are still gonna brag.

I will come for you then

Losun ya wife dey wait for you..

Erepatv out

EgunMogaji:
And what do you think I'm using you for? You're an inconsequential nonentity

3 lines, much better

Have you taken your meds?

Chaii!

Your mumu no get part 2. Aint you the one trying hard to be someone on a faceless forum.. bragging about uncompleted building

What time is it over there? Guy, you no fit sleep joo. Abi o fe shase loru moju ni

EgunMogaji:
EgunMogajiHolic

You'll lay wasted in the gutter like the rest

Lailai! Metala e to be.

You be small boy na. Wey dey brag with small aloku cars and uncompleted building. I just dey use catch fun.

Sleep sef you no fit sleep sef sha ma para e.

EgunMogaji:
You don dey beg already?

Those with more wherewithal than you have all tried and failed.

Sleep don dey catch you abi
No sleep on duty o. Egun olowo coins

EgunMogaji:
Back to 4 lines. Excellent

Only a raving lunatic will call someone a tout as well as a night security man on the same thread. I like this and enjoying it. Please type more.

Of course, your jungle justice mentality makes you a tout. And what job can a tout do if not security/gateman
Why you no dey sleep at this time?

EgunMogaji:
Back to 4 lines. Excellent

Egun. It's late na. Sleep

Madam dey wait for you to come and cum on her back like apostle sule

Abeg losun na.

EgunMogaji:
Gentle ke? From you? Ten thousand of weak santoriums like you no fit

I'm just treating your insanity

Lmao. Btw you and me who is insane? No be you dey brag about uncompleted building

What's the time over there? And you still dey awake
Na security job you dey do ni?

Buhahaha

EgunMogaji:
Have your meds kicked in yet?

Wait o. Why you no dey sleep?
Abi na night shift you dey ni

Egun olodo. See as you come gentle

Seriously that your uncompleted building picture is very funny sha. Haba! You fall hand big time.

EgunMogaji:
You keep repeating yourself like a deranged lunatic.

Don't worry I'll continue to treat you for free

Mtchew.

Werey yi o brag mo sha

EgunMogaji:
Why do you want me to get out? Am I making you uncomfortable?

We're just getting started

Come back when you are ready to put your money where your mouth is

Na that your bragging I dey wait for.