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RomanceRe: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by EriMma1: 8:54pm On Jun 06, 2024
Auxtan:
I need a machine in bed. One that would become my tool and I become her game.

With that kinda weight, no no.

It's good we did it a couple of times and now I am sure of the problems faced lol.
You want a machine ok then go for it and don't keep leading her on. The earlier you free her the better before she starts building a strong bond for you.
RomanceRe: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by EriMma1: 8:32pm On Jun 06, 2024
Auxtan:
I will give these 10 reasons tho I could go on and on;

1. You will feel like choking when she climbs on top of you to ride.

2. She gets tired early.

3 You must suspend her legs above if you want a good penetration to be possible.

4. Her sagging breast is not as interesting as slim girls with firm boobs.

5. Your manly strength at some point will look like failing you when you try adjusting her to your favourite positions.

6. You cannot bang her in the air due to her weight being too heavy to carry.

7. She must bath before the do happen, if not the odour nobi here despite the fact she is very clean down there.

8. You cannot be able to do a number of positions due to her too much flesh will not allow penetration.

9. I don't know if it's because her pussy is too tight, she doesn't drip enough despite many minutes of romance before digging. Like the dryness demands saliva or lubricant always.

10. She gets tired early but would not want you to get tired as well. Seems like fat girls are Hot always. I get famished before morning ontop sex with this girl, because we go many rounds before morning and she'd still want more after I am dressed for the day's business.
Then she's on the fat side cos I can't relate to all you stated up there and I'm chubby but not with saggy breasts because I never born so why would my boobs sag

She's weighty and I think laziness come join of her own.


She should try hitting the gym to at least be active and flexible.
If you love her, just encourage her . Don't let that affect what you both share.
RomanceRe: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by EriMma1: 6:05pm On Jun 06, 2024
How is it stress please I want to know and how chubby is this lady because I'm also chubby but I don't think that affects ones flexibility in that area unless she's overweight but then it doesn't affect anything to the point of being stressful. Àbi she get underlying sickness? Or are you a slim guy cos that the only thing that will make making out with a chubby lady stressful..this is why I jejely go for thick and strong guys to avoid stories that touch
FamilyRe: Thank God I've Resumed Work It Can Only Get Better by EriMma1(op): 5:13pm On Jun 06, 2024
God come through for me. I chose not to be weighed down lord please bless my hard work and resilience to bring it to pass.
Amen.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Greets Pastor William Kumuyi On His 83rd Birthday by EriMma1: 8:15am On Jun 06, 2024
Wow 83 looks good on him.

Happy birthday Sir
TravelRe: Welcoming My Mother To Canada. by EriMma1: 7:39am On Jun 06, 2024
okenikpoto:
He is deceased. Passed in 2008. Now can you guys let this be. It is so embarrassing but revealing the mentality of folks here.
Just ignore, my brother before they provoke you to anger.
TravelRe: Welcoming My Mother To Canada. by EriMma1: 9:28pm On Jun 05, 2024
okenikpoto:
He passed in 2008. If he was alive, they would have come together
Awwnn so sorry about your dad. I'm sure he's proud of you for taking care of his sweet heart.

It is well.
FamilyRe: Thank God I've Resumed Work It Can Only Get Better by EriMma1(op): 8:40pm On Jun 05, 2024
Lord prove your mightiness in my situation.

Amen.
TravelRe: Welcoming My Mother To Canada. by EriMma1: 4:21pm On Jun 05, 2024
Congratulations bro. Mama is looking good.
RomanceRe: Missing Girls: Whatsapp Messages Reveal Shocking 1 Million Naira Deal (photo) by EriMma1: 9:46pm On Jun 04, 2024
Oh God. Who will give some one a million naira just to keep them company and the girls believed him.

If it's that easy then many will be miiilionaires by now. But this is not fair. You know you won't give them then why invite them over and kill them.

Girls please becareful out there
FamilyRe: Thank God I've Resumed Work It Can Only Get Better by EriMma1(op):
A thousand shall fall by my side and ten thousand on my right hand. It shall not come near me God you're good and your mercy is for ever alleluia. My children were happy to see me.and I was
Equally happy to see them.
FamilyRe: Thank You Fam. Please I'm Yet To Get A Place and Hope To Resume Work Soon Plea by EriMma1(op): 2:45pm On Jun 04, 2024
Bankowner:
Assuming someone offers you #2m to not respond to the trolls at all, will you let the human side of you make you miss it? Point here is no matter how bad it may be, you have the capacity to keep quiet.
That is why I take it down to avoid further drama
FamilyRe: Thank You Fam. Please I'm Yet To Get A Place and Hope To Resume Work Soon Plea by EriMma1(op): 2:14pm On Jun 04, 2024
Bankowner:
I perfectly understand.
But you have contributed 100% to the brickbats on your threads by engaging anyone and everyone who dares to say something negative about you.
You showed humility at the beginning, but you let the so called trolls bring out the other person in you.
Hmmmm I'm only human my brother. Imagine someone who hardly knows me coming to call me a thief. When he has never given me a Kobo before. They really pushed me and also mocking me with my condition that is already not palatable.

I'm human my brother.
FamilyRe: Thank You Fam. Please I'm Yet To Get A Place and Hope To Resume Work Soon Plea by EriMma1(op): 1:36pm On Jun 04, 2024
Bankowner:
Don't be.
I am left with no choice of what to think or believe when you create threads and have them deleted at will. Gives the impression you have something to hide by cleaning out your trail. And that is not good for trust.
That's my honest opinion, but you may not like it.
Ok but you should try knowing why I take them down before concluding.

I do that when it gets dirty and I'm being trolled. It's not good for my condition I mean all those insults and name calling. So I take it down. What I need right now is a clear head to heal fast.

This is honestly the reason I take them down.

Thank you.
FamilyThank God I've Resumed Work It Can Only Get Better by EriMma1(op): 1:18pm On Jun 04, 2024
I'm determined to fight this ailment by not relenting. Thank God for the strength to resume work again.

I am pushing very hard even though the body is trying to weigh me down. I remember the spirit of hustling and continue because I can't afford to lose these schools cos it took me hard work and the Same hustling and God's grace to get them.

I've never been this determined in my life. God help me.

It calls for thanks giving to God because many who see me are shocked to see that I'm back on my feet after suffering such illness under one month. Glory be to God. I believe strongly that God is working something out for me that before the time they gave my friend to vacate the building I'll have gotten a place in Jesus name.

Even me I can't believe myself.

Thank God for the zeal
FamilyRe: Thank You Fam. Please I'm Yet To Get A Place and Hope To Resume Work Soon Plea by EriMma1(op): 1:08pm On Jun 04, 2024
Bankowner:
I guess a countdown is also needed for this thread to disappear 🙃
Even you? I'm shocked
EducationRe: I Spent .5 Million Naira To “study” In This Hotel In Abuja by EriMma1: 9:42pm On Jun 02, 2024
Wotowotoman:
Beggy Beggy. Tomorrow you go still use another one of your several monikers to insult her. OP please pay this beggar no mind. She will insult your life after you send her the money. Very ungrateful beggar angry
It's obvious you have run mad . Continue with your madness. Frustrated animal. Even me wey get challenge I'm still more sane than you which shows you too
Are not finding it easy in life.
FamilyRe: Thank You Fam. Please I'm Yet To Get A Place and Hope To Resume Work Soon Plea by EriMma1(op): 8:12am On Jun 02, 2024
millionbots:
as for accomodation issue.
I have a 2 bedroom flat around Ikoyi, I can lease one room to you while I manage with one of the room and the sitting room.
Will that be okay with you?
I work on the mainland that is why I'm looking for a place around the mainland because of transportation and all. The schools are not paying much that will be able to cover for transport from island to mainland..

I really appreciate. I wish it was around yaba I would have gladly come and take the place.

God bless you sir. I really appreciate.

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