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I remember being late at work one day that when i hopped into a bus, the conductor said d fee was 100naira but i didn't hear that. My mind was long at the office while my body was in d bus. While i was paying, i was giving him my lipstick instead of his money. He was mumuring some words i didn't even hear. My mind was still at the office. It only came back when i discovered that people were looking at me and laughing. I looked at them, looked at my hand and discovered that i was going to pay my T.fare with my lipstick. I joined the laughter and forgot the worries at work

doomsdayII: Have you ever been extremely late 4 work? Yes! I know we all have fallen victims at one time which made you end up doing stupid things you ordinarily wouldn't do with clear eyes. " I'm running late shift for this week. A 9pm-6am programme. Came back yesterday morning, ignored my sleep and engaged myself in gaming. This lasted till past 6. I only took a break during meals and then i'm back at it. Guess you can't really cheat nature when my eyes began feeling heavy. I needed my sleep afterall. So i looked at d time after my save point, it was 20 past 6pm. Okay i'll just have to grab 2hrs sleep and then head back 2 work for my last night of d week. Tick! Tock! Tick! Tock! And i woke up hrs later to find my time at quarter to 10pm. HOLY MOSES! Sleep clear from my eyes one time. Now i only had a small window 2 brush my teeth and rinse my face. No time 4 any other thing. I just wore my singlet and changed into another pair of boxers, grabbed my knickers and t-shirt and headed straight 4 my car bothering less about wearing them. Who cares ! It's dark knight already. It was when i got 2 our parking lot that i started wearing them. Most of my colleagues who had already closed from their afternoon shift and was about driving away saw my drama and was laughing. I couldn't help but giggle too." Afterall i was late and extreme, getting to work eventually by 10:30. Share ur own crazed thing too if you've ever been extremely late 4 work.

hahahahahahahaha! Drove with just ur boxer and singlet. Wished it was morning

doomsdayII: You met a lady dat you dated 4 a considerable long time. Made her oblivious of d fact dat you intend marrying her even though deep inside you, you really want to. She's happy & hopeful of course. 6 months later, you proposed to her and she's happy and hopeful of course. Is dat supposed to be d icing on d cake? Quite confusing cos i've always agreed a lady should be insensitive of d idea dat you want 2 spend d rest of ur life with her. She's believed to be happier, joyful & even tearful when she's proposed to unaware dat you even have dat thought in mind. It reminds me of d chicken and egg.....which came first. What confuses me more is some men even go as far planting a seed in her to confirm fertility before proposing her after she must have been already heavy or even delivered. God's sake, she's already ur wife and won't feel special wen later proposed to. Everyone knows marriage is a once-in-a-lifetime event. (leave d americans and arabs out of this). So if you really want to marry her, do you have to spoil d memory letting her know already before proposing or proposing before she's aware?

I love ur type up. Seriously i've been meaning to ask few questions about this issue. There's one thing most guys are missing. When you present a gift to someone who's unaware of it's content, he'll be eager to discover what's inside d box. D minute you already told him what's inside what's inside while he's yet to open it, it doesn't become a surprised package anymore. I really think if a guy wants to marry a girl he actually loves, bottling it up should be d best bet instead of already letting her know ur intentions before giving her d ring. Me for 1 will prefer it a surprised package because at dat moment, words won't be able to express my surprise and happiness. And that's exactly how other girls would feel too

The whole world uses saturday except of course you eat with ur left hand