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CelebritiesSuper Eagles Player Aaron Samuel Show Off His Luxurious Car Garage by EtzAustine(op): 3:03am On Oct 18, 2016
Guangzhou R&F and Super Eagles striker Aaron Samuel showed off his impressive garage on social media earlier today.
The most obvious machine in the picture is his recently aquired G-Wagon. he is one of Nigeria’s most paid footballers.

PhonesI'm A Bit Confused Guys Hlp Me Out by EtzAustine(op): 8:44pm On Mar 26, 2016
Pls boss I misplace my iphone pls advice me I'm about getting samsung galaxy s5 but I'm kinda of scared becos et a verizon phone pls I need ur advice are verizon phones bad?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes, The Whatsapp Group For Funny Jokes Has Been Created - Jokes Etc - Nairaland by EtzAustine(m): 2:46pm On Mar 22, 2016
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Crime6 Dead, Many Injured In Early Morning Accident Involving Dangote Truck by EtzAustine(op): 2:41pm On Mar 22, 2016
Six people have perished in a ghastly auto crash which occurred in the early hours of Tuesday on the Lokoja-Abuja road. Ten other people were seriously injured in the accident, which occurred at about 4:a.m., at a bend at Ohono village located on the ever-busy road. The Sector Commander of the FRSC in Kogi, Ogochukwu Ugboma, who confirmed the incident, said a truck carrying cement belonging to Dangote Cement Company and a J5 bus were involved. Those injured, he said, were taken to the Federal Medical Centre in Lokoja for treatment while remains of victims were deposited at the morgue of the hospital.

Jokes EtcBrain Teaser by EtzAustine(op): 2:22pm On Mar 22, 2016
What starts with a T, ends with a T,and has T in it?

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PropertiesBREAKING News:fire Consumes Mammy Market In Navy Town by EtzAustine(op): 2:16pm On Mar 22, 2016
An early morning fire has consumed a portion of the Mammy Market of the Nigerian Navy Town Ojo.

Witnesses told newsmen that d fire started at 3am & consumed most of d mrkt areas where they sell children’s clothings and other perishable items.

The fire has been contained by the Lagos State Fire Service and other fire truck from the Naval Ordnance Depot

PhonesI Need Clean Iphone 6 16gb For Sale Urgently by EtzAustine(op): 1:14am On Mar 16, 2016
I NEED CLEAN IPHONE 6 16gb FOR SALE URGENTLY TO REPLACE MY MISSING 1 ANY EDO STATE SELLER SHOULD PLS MESSAGE ME ON WHATSAPP WIT DIS NUMBER 08061275774 PLS ONLY SERIOUS SELLER WIT A VERY CLEAN ONE GOD BLESS.......
PhonesAny Clean Iphone 6 16gb 4 Sale I Need It Urgently by EtzAustine(op): 1:04am On Mar 16, 2016
ANY CLEAN IPHONE 6 16gb 4 sale I need it urgently wanna replace my missing one any Edo state seller message me on whatsapp wit dis number +234 806 127 5774 pls I need something very clean pls any color God bless........
Nairaland GeneralQuestion Of The Day:- Which Of These Sets Of People Receive De Highest Abuse by EtzAustine(op): 9:08am On Nov 08, 2015
Which Of These Sets Of People Receive The Highest Curse ( Abuse ) From Nigerians? 1. Police 2. Nepa/PHCN 3. Road safety 4. Politicians 5. Lectures 6. Internet Network e.g MTN, Airtel, Glo or Etisalat Drop your Comments
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Huge Snake Spotted Inside WC Of An Office Toilet (see Exclusive Photos) by EtzAustine(op): 6:12pm On Oct 26, 2015
hope u don see am now
Nairaland GeneralSee The Huge Snake Spotted Inside WC Of An Office Toilet (see Exclusive Photos) by EtzAustine(op): 5:58pm On Oct 26, 2015
According to our source the snake was found in an
office toilet, Eyes witnesses reports that the snake
must have settled in the toilet all through the
weekend. The snake was killed by the staffs as they
continue their respective duties. imagine you’re
seated on the water closet then you saw that! see
more photos below;

Romance10 Things A Guy Will Do If He Likes You by EtzAustine(op): 12:08pm On Oct 25, 2015
It’s awkward when you really like a guy , but you’re not sure if he likes you. You don’t want to come on too strong, that might push him away, or lead to a very embarra$$ing situation. On the other hand, if you don’t do something, he might find love elsewhere. So what’s a girl to do? Well, if you’re unsure whether a guy does actually like you or not, then use this list as a test to see if he might be interested: 1. Did he notice your new hairstyle? If he notices changes in your appearance, then you know that he is taking an interest in you. New hairdo, new shoes, new eyebrow shape or new perfume, if he makes a comment, then he’s probably doing more , than just making a polite conversation, this is one of the signs that a guy likes you. 2. Does he laugh at your bad jokes? If he’s the only one laughing at your jokes, that could just mean that his sense of humour is just as warped, as yours, or it could mean that he’s paying you a compliment. Either way, it’s a good start, it might be one of the signs that he likes you. 3. Does he make excuses to come and see you? At work in particular, if he keeps finding reasons to come into your office, perhaps to ask you the same question that he asked you yesterday, then he’s not just being a bit forgetful, he’s looking for reasons to talk to you – this is also one of the signs that a guy likes you, so be aware. 4. Does he sneak a glance your way? Do you find that when you look up, he always appears to be looking your way? He will probably pretend to be looking at the clock behind you, when he realises that you have noticed, but it’s doubtful that it’s the time that is on his mind, he likes you! 5. Is he the first one to volunteer his help? When you say, I would love a coffee, is he the one that always jumps up with the offer to get it for you? So long as he doesn’t do this for everyone, in which case he might just be a creep, then you have another box ticked in your ‘does he like me’ check list. 6. Does he always seem to sit next to you? When there is a choice of three chairs in a room, is it always the one nearest to you that he selects? If he does, then he wants to get closer to you for a reason, this is one of the signs that a guy likes you! 7. Is he always the last to leave? Whatever the occasion, a party, a lunchtime drink or simply gatherings around the water cooler, if your guy never leaves the scene before you do, then he is desperate to spend as much time in your company, as possible and to make sure that you notice him. Now you don’t need to ask yourself that ‘does he like me?’ question any more , because he does! 8. Does he get all nervous when he’s around you? If he harbours secret feelings for you, then he might appear nervous in your company. He is desperately trying to make a good impression on you, whilst, at the same time, not appear foolish in front of colleagues or friends. 9. Does he seem to remember everything that you say? If he appears to remember every little thing that you say, even the things that you can’t remember saying, then he is really paying attention and there must be a reason for that – it’s another sign that a guy likes you. 10. Are you the focus of his attention? In a group setting, if he seems to be talking just to you, then that’s the way he would really like it to be – just the two of you, because he likes you! What other things, on your opinion, a guy will do if he has a crush on you? What are other signs that a guy likes you? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comment section below. Stay happy !
CelebritiesActress Stephanie Okereke Gives Birth To A Baby Boy by EtzAustine(op): 11:10am On Oct 25, 2015
The new son of Livinus Okereke , husband to Nigeria Popular Actress Stephanie okereke , Happiness in the house as the Wife and husband gets a son , just this morning. Congrats to Actress Stephanie okereke as she Delivers Baby Boy Today.

CelebritiesProject Fame Winner, Geoffrey Orji Set To Release New EP by EtzAustine(op): 9:51am On Oct 25, 2015
Project Fame Winner, Geoffrey Orji is set to drop his new EP. The teenage sensation already gave a taste to his fans by dropping two singles off the EP titled Bursting my brain and Monalisa. The new EP has 7 tracks and it’s produced by Mark Redguard and Password. Geoffrey is to unveil the project today, 24th October at a project fame concert .

CelebritiesCynthia Morgan & Her “german Boobs” Pose For Selfies by EtzAustine(op): 9:42am On Oct 25, 2015
Dancehall star Cynthia Morgan blessed her admirable fans with series of selfies where she showcased her boobs. The 24 years old German Juice star has set her thousands of Instagram fans on a drooling spree after she shared a “Hi & Bye” photos.

CelebritiesWho Is The Most Featured Artiste In 2015 Between Olamide, Wizkid & Davido? by EtzAustine(op): 9:12am On Oct 25, 2015
Who is the most featured artiste in 2015 between Olamide, Wizkid & Davido? Drop your Comment.
PhonesGuys Help Me Make Choice Between Dis Two Powerful Phones by EtzAustine(op): 11:06pm On Oct 13, 2015
Guys am a little confused I won buy new phone am confused a little bit help me choice between Samsung s5 and tecno phantom5 de new one which one I go buy wan make sense pass please
Please it urgent send ur comments in
Nairaland GeneralRe: Two Electrocuted Trying To Save Others (Pictured) by EtzAustine(m): 9:44am On Oct 05, 2015
Rip
Jokes EtcThe Garage by EtzAustine(op): 12:27am On Oct 04, 2015
grin :DA man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir
your garage is open."
The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did
you see my black Range Rover jeep parked inside?"
The lady smile back and said "No, just one small Volvo with two Flat
tyres." ;DA man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir
your garage is open."
The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did
you see my black Range Rover jeep parked inside?"
The lady smile back and said "No, just one small Volvo with two Flat
tyres."
Jokes EtcRe: Photo: When He Says He Lives In A Storey Building by EtzAustine(m): 12:12pm On Oct 01, 2015
Na girls and everything in their body are bunch of ripe lies
CelebritiesRe: Who Is More Handsome/cute Between D'banj And Wizkid? by EtzAustine(m): 6:31am On Sep 30, 2015
na baba wizzy one
RomanceRe: Here's Why Young Ladies Are Getting Married To Old Men by EtzAustine(m): 3:39am On Sep 03, 2015
I pity them

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