₦airaland Forum

For me the only definition of a b/f is the one and only that has access to a girl's 'congo'(kpekus), i mean d' pu$ssy
what do u think, i guess 'right'!

A Minna Chief Magistrate court, on Wednesday, sentenced two fake cancer patients to 18-month imprisonment with option of N8,000 fine.

Chioma Ibe and Stella John were arrested two weeks, with four children they were using to extort money from members of the public.

The convicts were parading themselves around the streets of Minna as cancer patients, thereby eliciting sympathy from the public that gave them alms.

At the time of their arrest, Chioma Ibe and Stella John were caught with N49,050.

They were arraigned before Chief Magistrate Nasir Muazu on a three-count charge of conspiracy, cruelty to children, unlawful compulsory labour and extortion contrary to sections 238, 280 and 290 of the penal code.

However, the prosecuting police officer, Mr Abdullahi Alhaji, told the court that the charge of conspiracy was dropped because the court lacked jurisdiction to entertain it.

When the charge was read to the accused persons, they pleaded guilty and asked the court to be lenient with them.

Chief Magistrate Muazu, therefore, sentenced the duo accordingly, with a warning that they should be of good behaviour in the future.

Chief Magistrate Muazu also ordered that the N49,050 recovered from the convicts should be forfeited to the government, with other items seized from them.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/10258-fake-cancer-patients-bag-18-month-jail-in-minna

A group of 69 people who were operating an illegal National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) orientation camp in Nasarawa State were sentenced to three years imprisonment with an option of a N10, 000 fine by a Keffi Upper Area Court yesterday.

The illegal corps members were arrested by personnel of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) at Angwan Lambu in Keffi Local Government Area.

During the trial, all the affected persons pleaded guilty to the charges. Their counsel pleaded for leniency, since they were first offenders. He also asked that the court proceedings should not be covered by the media. However, his request was rejected by the trial judge, Edward Ali.

The prosecuting lawyer, in his arguments, stated that the court should punish the offenders in order to serve as a deterrent to others.

Delivering his judgment, Mr Ali explained that being a first-timer is not enough justification to level justice; rather justice would be dispensed accordingly.

"Having listened to the various counsel, and in line with section 154 of the Northern Nigeria penal code, the convicts are, therefore, sentenced to three years imprisonment or option of fine of N10, 000 each."

The Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps has expressed its satisfaction with the judgment.
http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/Metro/Crime/5604830-146/69_fake_nysc_members_jailed_.csp

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jenibayo:
Ladies can u data your ex guy frd?

olodo an is poster the

That Ebonyeyes wey dey trip 4 me that time, wen i tell her say i blow that woman, she dey ask me how e be,
infact me and her don dey reason blowing things b4 self, i just come lock-up.

imagin, by the way, u deniyor and the other daft ones, what is wrong with 120 yrs old tin
even the girls, u will get to that age one day and just need it.

see me see trouble o, food wey i eat and i don clean mouth since, una still go resurrect am!

debosky:
ROTFLMAO 

@debosky, u are rolling on the floor and laffing your arss off,
i thought u were,, , infact no nid!

@these ppl
una no dey give person better advise for here, una wan push me go put hand for tortoise yansh!

Ebonyeyes:
Are you the same dude who wanted to bunk a 120yr woman? How did that play out?

@Ebonyeyes
dont you forget things? he don tey wey i run that 120 yrs old woman matter na.

ALL officers at the directorates in the civil service have unanimously rejected the competence assessment test scheduled for next Monday by the Head of Civil Service of the Federation, Mr Stephen Oronsaye, and concluded that they were ready to be sacked rather than take part in the test.



Following the report of a meeting between the head of service and the seven-man committee earlier set up by the directors to resolve the crisis, the workers, backed by their union – the Association of Senior Civil Servants of Nigeria (ASCSN)–on Tuesday, declared total war on the head of service and resolved not to participate in the test because it was unconstitutional.

Hundreds of the workers, who gathered at the auditorium of the Ministry of Justice in Abuja, voted against the test, and in one accord said they were ready to lose their jobs rather than allow Mr Oronsaye to introduce a system which was not allowed by the rules and regulations in the civil service.

The head of Federal Capital Territory (FCT), ASCSN, Comrade Olorunfemi, and the chairman of the seven-man committee, Mr. Shemuel Moral, who briefed the workers on the outcome of their meeting, held on Monday with the head of service, said Mr. Oronsaye had insisted that the examination must go on.

Making their resolutions known, the workers, under the ASCSN, directed all the servants not to take part in the examination.

Besides, Comrade Olorunfemi said the union would use both the trade union and the legal options to stop the head of service, because the examination was unconstitutional.

He directed them not to participate in the Biometric Data Capturing which starts today in readiness for the test.

Comrade Olorunfemi said the association would picket the venue of the examination if the head of service insisted that it would go ahead, adding that the development would also be challenged in court because it was unconstitutional.

He said: “We are not new to the terrain. We faced the most dictatorial government with all its consultants. We confronted the Obasanjo government. You are the people we fear, are you going to be there for us?

“I came here with a mandate to know if you want to go for the examination or not and you have told us you don’t want competency test. We will employ both the trade union and legal options; the two will go together. We have the capacity to stop the exam on Monday; we are going to picket the venue if truly we are ready. It is our war; it is our battle we will fight it.”

http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/front-page-news/9192-directors-reject-head-of-services-assessment-test-say-test-is-unconstitutional-there-is-no-going-back-oronsaye

5p1naz:
hehehehheh googles, now that plastic sh1tty is the only thing that got me laffing out loud today,  . . . . . . . that sh1t is as funny as . . . . . anyways back to this 666 guy. . . u and your name na totally different thing o. person tell you say she no be wood, now even if u tink she might mean something else, pay a visit na. . . . just go knock for her door, make she invite you inside, then you guys would talk about what she's make of , if she says shes not made of wood. . . . epa ni e. . . . spider balls thats wat u are . . . . argh see chance. . . . . yakubu sef try pass u cos the chance wey u miss, if goodluck here about am, na u go push hin plane from which country the plane spoil sef. . . na u go push am come 9ja

hahahahaha!
You see how se.x starved you sound!
na any hole wey u see u dey put ur rod?
una IQ too low 4 here!

Condom:
Buy a damn CONDOM and bleep the living daylights out of the broad.

guy condom no dey sweet
nothing like skin-to-skin!

@blind fellows

Its obvious how ignorant of tins u ppl are,
in the world i come from, we are told to look b4 leaping
you guys will easily put ur hand in tortise yansh

i pity u!

deniyor:
Hehehe Evil666 is calling everyone else daft. LMAO.
You can't decipher a simple txt tht says I'm not a wood! This dude must be 13 and a half yrs old. Go and prepare for JSCE.

its sad u are new here and u dont really know me, a little re-search will help you. I will advise u to watch yourself b4 u get to hate, , dont just bounce on ppl u dont know. A final warning ok?

Travelista:
You need to act quickly because she's put it out there that she wants to get with you; if you let too much time pass, she may feel embarrassed and completely shut down on you. Strike while the iron is hot, hun.

@Travelista
I think you are the only reasonable person here, the rest guys here are just daft.
pls as a girl, how will u advise me to react to her text. if u were her, what kinda response wld you want from a guy!
but what if she has anoda thing in mind, u know its very possible

Travelista:
You're joking, right? She wants to bump 'n' grind, play hide the snake, tango between the sheets. . .Seun, these censors are killing me. She wants SEX! I'm sure you know that but instead of doing the damn thing, you're online asking us to decipher a straight forward text!

u must be kidding girl, how is that a straight forward text? there may be more things between that line which i really want to decode!

@Travelista
Bone? what do u mean?

akintun:
u should have gone to meet her immediately to ,

to ?

I visited my sister who is a nurse and am spending some time there, her friend, a nurse too stays with her. They are always on separate shifts, so most time when my sister is on night duty , I am always at home with her nurse friend.

We just talk normal talk, with nothing romantic, she is so beautiful and I actually felt she has a boy friend and I will not even like to fool myself. i don’t want to be that close, so its only light talks and general things we discuss when we are together, though we have each others number.

We were watching a series on AIT and she was kinda acting strangely, I don’t actually know why. After the program we both went into our separates rooms. 15 mins later she sent me this text:
“I am not a wood”

Am confused, what does she actually mean?

Kobojunkie:
The baby in the bucket is not part of the main picture. But WOW!!

He is part of which picture?
u always showing yourself, like u know every!

trully!

The Registered Trustees of the Supreme Council for Sharia in Nigeria, on Tuesday, succeeded in joining the National Agency for Prohibition of Traffic in Persons and Other Related Matters (NAPTIP) as defendants in a suit it instituted against the heads of the two chambers of the National Assembly and the National Human Right Commission (NHRC) over the marriage of Senator Ahmed Sani Yerima to a 13-year-old Egyptian girl.

The Sharia council had brought before a Federal High Court sitting in Abuja, two applications, one seeking to join the agency and the other seeking the leave of the court to amend its processes earlier filed in its bid to ensure the fundamental Human Rights of the former governor of Zamfara State.

Counsel representing the Sharia Council, Mohammed Ndanusa Katu said the essence of joining the agency was for it to make its position known to the world, pointing out that Yerima had the right to marry up to four wives under the Islamic law and that the National Assembly had no right to interfere with such marriages.

The former Zamfara governor had sued the National Human Rights Commission (NHRC), the Senate President, the Speaker, House of Representative and NAPTIP for opposing his marriage to a minor without considering the provisions of Islamic laws.

He claimed that he had rights as a Muslim to marry four wives and that age restriction being but put as a hurdle before him by defendants had no basis in Islamic law under which his marriage was conducted.
The Sharia Council is praying the court to declare that the actions of the Senate President David Mark, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dimeji Bankole and the NHRC in probing Yerima’s marriage to the Egyptian minor amounted to an infringement and invasion of the Senator’s right to his family privacy and his right to practice, propagate and manifest the doctrine of his religion as enshrined in section 37 and 38 of the Nigerian Constitution.

The council also want the defendants to show whether by virtue of section 37 of the 1999 Constitution, every Nigerian citizen was not entitled to enjoy and protect his private and family life without any hindrance or interference from any person.

The Sharia Supreme Council also wants the Court to order a perpetual injunction restraining defendants, their agents or privies howsoever from taking any further step or action in relation to the subject matter, until the determination of the case.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/8535-marriage-to-minor-yerima-drags-naptip-david-mark-others-to-court

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http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/5596758-147/sharia_council_joins_naptip_in_yerima.csp

A Federal High Court in Lagos has ordered the Nigeria Police Force to pay N22m to the family of Mr. and Mrs. Muritala Saliu for the killing of their three-year -old daughter, Kausarat.


In his judgment, Justice Okon Abang held that the killing of the minor by the police officers was unlawful, wrong and callous.


The judge added that the murder of the minor by the police was a gross violation of the deceased’s rights to life as guaranteed by Section 33 of the 1999 Constitution and Article 4 of the African Charter on Human and People’s Right


Kausarat and her parents were returning home from a Wolimat celebration (an Islamic gathering) when she met her untimely death in the hands of the police at Obanle-Aro, Ketu area of Lagos on April 5, 2009.


The three-year- old girl was reportedly hit by a police bullet just as the bullet, which initially hit her father’s hand, found its way into Kausarat’s head and she died immediately.


The father was said to have ran towards the police officer that shot his daughter and grabbed him.


But the officer reportedly assaulted him and his wife and detained both of them at Alapere Police Station, Ketu, Lagos on the grounds that they challenged the killing of their daughter.


But a group, the Access to Justice, filed an originating summons on behalf of the family on September 2009 to get redress for the family.


The AJ also joined the Inspector -General of Police, the Commissioner of Police, Lagos State Command, and Corporal I.K Nwabueze, as co-defendants to the suit.


But the police did not appear in court nor file a response to the plaintiffs’ pleadings


The judge further held in his judgment that he was awarding N12m against the police for the exemplary and aggravated damages for unlawfully depriving the plaintiffs of their rights to personal liberty.


He also awarded N10m as general damages against the police for the loss, pain and suffering caused the plaintiffs for the brutal killing of the minor.


The judge also awarded N15,000 costs against the police.


The judge further held that it was necessary to award N22m damages to the family as the police failed to avail themselves of the opportunity to defend the case, saying that the law was no respecter of person and that nobody was above the law.


He added that the assault meted on the plaintiffs by the officers of the IG and the commissioner of police after the killing of their child was a violation of the rights to human dignity as guaranteed by Section 34 of the 1999 Constitution.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201007204291962

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The Borno State Police Command has said that some suspected Boko Haram members are planning to cause trouble.
Commissioner of Police Ibrahim Abdu yesterday told reporters in his office that the suspects were planning to commemorate one year anniversary of their uprising against the state.
He described the plan as a threat to security.
Abdu urged the public, particularly traditional and religious leaders, to assist security agencies with useful information on activities of the sect.
The commissioner said stop-and-search patrol teams have been inaugurated to monitor the sect’s activities.
He said: “There have been reports that the Boko Haram members have been carrying out some clandestine activities, including hoisting of their flags in strategic places in Maiduguri, the state capital.
“All government machineries have been put in place to ensure that the people enjoy their freedom.”
The state House of Assembly has passed a motion for the re-introduction of “Operation Flush”.
This was part of resolutions adopted yesterday at its sitting in Maiduguri.
A member representing Jere Constituency, Hon. Mustapha Ba’ala, pushed for the re-introduction of “operation Flush” to curtail “the increasing breakdown of law and order by hoodlums”.
He said the crime rate in the state has been a source of concern.
Ba’ala said as a matter of urgency, the government should “bring back the Operation Flush to maintain peace and order”.
Supporting the motion, members said the team should be warned against harassing the people.
They noted that in the past, activities of the team were characterised by abuses.

http://thenationonlineng.net/web3/news/4974.html

Sanusi acts before he thinks!

he was supposed to have finished investigation before sacking and arresting