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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Now Celebrating Electricity Of One Hour by EvilMerodack(m): 10:51am On Mar 20
Thats your reality and its sad

Where i stay( I even work remotely), na band A we dey and our light na like standy Gen. I cant even remember the last time electricity was ceased for 3hours. Light na water and yeah, I stay in the SW here before person go con dey preach about Otti and Abia to me


You be gallant man. Ask Nepa make dem put you for Band A
FoodRe: Okpa Tastes Like Suffering — Risevest CEO, Eke Urum by EvilMerodack(m): 3:29pm On Mar 18
Dalohad:
Yet one guy on TikTok raised 5 million naira from N5,000 within a year selling Okpa in Abuja.

Today the guy is now flying planes to go buy Okpa nuts and flour. Cutting millions of naira deals on Okpa business.
How is this related to the post? Thank God, the two people wey talk am na Igbo dem be

Left to me, Okpa is the only Igbo food i can eat and that thing dey hold belle die. So, i honestly dont know how you arrived at this

This info wont still make those uninterested, eat it
PoliticsRe: No More VIP Privileges At Airport Tollgates - Keyamo by EvilMerodack(m): 2:38pm On Mar 18
manuelkel:
What project?? 🤣
All these na propagandas na.
He's been saying this for months now. grin cheesy
Drop link to the news where he said it months ago

I will be waiting
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To Evacuate Nigerians From Middle East As Iran Offers Support by EvilMerodack(m): 2:17pm On Mar 18
Jakarta:
Same FG that can't even protect citizens in her country from bombings. Nigeria is not at war yet terrorists bombs are exploding any how. Ambassador wan use citizens evacuation cash out.
So, they should leave those at war-torn area because there is a bomb blast in Borno


Make God no make me get anybody with this kin reasoning for my side. So make FG leave hin citizen to go kpai for another country war


Spits
WebmastersRe: Google Introduces Yorùbá, Hausa AI Search In Nigeria by EvilMerodack(m): 5:02pm On Mar 09
Zool6:
Igbo was added
Igbo is most popular Nigeria language
It wasnt. If it was, th report would have included it

As a matter of fact, the one you showed included all three major languages and its been so since 2024, but this particular one that was added in March 2026, it has just 13 African languages and Igbo isnt included. Ask google about this new March 2026 feature
WebmastersRe: Google Introduces Yorùbá, Hausa AI Search In Nigeria by EvilMerodack(m): 4:57pm On Mar 09
DeltaOil:
They want to under igbos by all means
Igbos cant rule nigeria
Igbos have the highest cut off marks to schools
igbos have the least govt appointments
igbos cant even vote in Lagos.

Lets face it, Igbos need to leave Nigeria
So, you really think this is from the Nigerian Govt?

Like Nigerian Google would influence Google to limit its own market reach and Google would agree to that?

Which school did you study from,abeg? I need to know
WebmastersRe: Google Introduces Yorùbá, Hausa AI Search In Nigeria by EvilMerodack(m): 4:49pm On Mar 09
Kewekubosineh:
Google are not serious at All!

Why excluding IGBO which is a major dialect in Eastern

Nigeria,criss-crossing Delta, Rivers, Cross River, Akwa ibom, Kogi and Benue states?

Anyway,the Regional Head of the Agency is of Yoruba extraction and the primordial considerations is Always there.

Google goofed. Yamutu 🤥
So, you think Google wouldnt make their own business suf-------fer just because the head of one phantokm agency is Yoruba? You think you can convince them not to include some languages in some of their features?

Una suppose go back to school o. This kin thinking no be am
WebmastersRe: Google Introduces Yorùbá, Hausa AI Search In Nigeria by EvilMerodack(m): 4:44pm On Mar 09
MrSly:
It has been there before now.
It wasnt there before now o. This new feature rolled out in March 2026 doesnt have Igbo. Only 13 African languages have been added so far. You can google ask
WebmastersRe: Google Introduces Yorùbá, Hausa AI Search In Nigeria by EvilMerodack(m): 4:43pm On Mar 09
Osariemen12:
Slow folks. Something Open AI has been doing in Bini and Igbo for long.
They did it for Yoruba and Hausa too. Its not a biggie
PoliticsRe: Regional Distribution Of Votes In The 2023 Presidential Election by EvilMerodack(m): 1:24pm On Mar 09
iichidodo:
Igbos voted for Obasanjo, Yaradua and MKO against their very own on the ballot, hell even against their Messiah Dim Ojukwu. But the world and those other people across the Niger didn't have a problem, now people be crashing out because they voted Obi against a back drop of candidates with the least political value to move Nigeria forward and these people across the Niger be reverse gaslighting us about the antics of the igbo people......
Igbo voted them because there were no Igbo candidatates repping major parties. Also, this was in 2023 and i dont see why we have to travel back in time to draw conclusions

89% for your son is pure bigot-ry and nothing else. Its even funny that those whose son had just 55% of his regional votes,your people accused them of voting based on ethnicity.
PoliticsRe: Regional Distribution Of Votes In The 2023 Presidential Election by EvilMerodack(m): 1:22pm On Mar 09
Helinuse:
But somehow voted for Obasanjo and Yaradua instead of voting for the very Dim Odumegwu Ojukwu?

You are the very thing that is wrong with the country.
DId OBJ contest in 2023? Did any Igbo contest with Yaradua?

Also, the founding member of PDP is Alex Ekwueme and he was the reason SE voted OBJ then

Stop dribbling around, Any neutral that sees this will know 89% for one person is based on ethnicity.. Data doesnt care about side explanations.
PoliticsRe: Regional Distribution Of Votes In The 2023 Presidential Election by EvilMerodack(m): 12:59pm On Mar 09
OgaTheTop2:
Indeed.. people from all regions are in SE, these people love Obi and they voted for him overwhelmingly..I am Youruba and I rooted for Obi.
Thats not the point. Tinubu had just 55% in SW yet they accused Yoruba of bring tribalistic

You cant even defend this your claim.Its mere assumption on your part but data and stats dont work that way

Anybody that sees 89% for one person and 55% for another would automatically know who voted based on tribe. Any neutral person can tell without adding unnecessary explanations
Christianity EtcRe: Man Who Seized Robbers’ Gun In Minna Shares Incredible Testimony In Church (Pic) by EvilMerodack(m): 9:59am On Mar 09
MichaelSokoto:
Pastor will compensate him!
cool
For what? cheesy
BusinessRe: Fastest African Economies To Hit $100 Billion GDP Since Independence by EvilMerodack(m): 3:55pm On Mar 06
nairalanda1:
1. In 2014...we were having a strong economy based on high oil prices. BY 2015, when the oil prices crashed...emperor had no new clothes.

2.Which Nigerian is interested in sharia law now?. I am a Nigerian and I am not effing interested in establishing sharia law. And the banditry problem shows it is not working as intended.

3.34 Years...was 1994. Unless you want to lie that Abacha was a good leader (he wasn't for many reasons, plus he looted so much that we are still looking for his loot to date)...Nigeria was not good then

A strong economy is not a tinubu economy...it is an economy based on manufacturing and innovation and lack of wasteful subsides.
This one go dey put disclaimer for comment like small pikin

Who go cane y-ou if you dey support Tinubu. Plus, you dont even have to add that last line to your comment as it changes nothing and that Tinubu line doesnt relate at all
PoliticsRe: IGP Tunji Disu Inaugurates State Police Implementation Committee (Video) by EvilMerodack(m): 2:39pm On Mar 06
Zooposki:
Lagos is no man's land.
Delta is also a no man's land

The issue with this kind of declaration is that it ends here online. You cant become a Gov or a king in Lagos and Non-indegenes cant rule Delta too. Whtever privilege you get in Lagos, a non-indigene will get in Delta too
PoliticsRe: Imo State Is Officially A Construction Site: Pictures by EvilMerodack(m): 1:48pm On Mar 04
fergie001:
Amadi is from Mbaitoli, the LGA with the largest voting strength in Imo.

Another is one man, who is the frontrunner from Owerri Municipal.
Fergie, all these roads wey this guy list, FG road no dey there?

I'm asking cause as dem dey praise Hope, dem no dey praise our workaholic(Dave Umahi/Tinubu)
PoliticsRe: The 10 Most Indebted African Nations By Total Debt-to-GDP by EvilMerodack(m): 10:50am On Mar 04
njokuuche77:
I see some people are already celebrating grin grin, the usual culprits never disappoints. Now let me educate you lots.



We shouldn’t celebrate a statistic without real context.
We shouldnt celebrate missing out on this list, right?
That means we should have celebrated if our country made the list or we shouldnt have celebrated that too? Then we are nothing but a group of deppressed sadist if both having our name on the list/out of this list, shouldnt be celebrated at all

You need thorough cleansing. How can you analyse a situation like this and it ends in a lose-lose(sa-d) scenerio either the country made the list or not

God forbid i see negativity in all positivity

Spits
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi In Talks With NDC For Soft Landing by EvilMerodack(m): 3:03pm On Mar 03
OKOATA:
Demented person wey be billionaire? Abeg name one person wey be millionaire for your Family. Let us check something..
But people call Tinubu even more terrible name and thats for a man who was once a Senator, Gov and now a President. Funny how you didnt come out to preach then
PoliticsRe: A Disgrace, There’s No Opposition In Nigeria’ – Odinkalu Slams Atiku, Peter Obi by EvilMerodack(m): 3:28pm On Feb 27
Win12345:
Obi should leave Nigeria and enjoy his old age quietly. Nigerians are the enemy of themselves. They are in love with their oppressors.
Funny enough, he once governed Anambra for 8years, I guess tthe people of that state are now living in paradise

With the way you guys talk, one would think Obi has never had the opportunity to rule at all or that the state he ruled should be a model state for others in all aspect
PoliticsRe: Enmity Between Igbos & Yorubas: Enough Is Enough! by EvilMerodack(m): 3:14pm On Feb 27
cheesy
PoliticsRe: War In ADC As Obidients Fight Other Members Over Abuja Local Elections by EvilMerodack(m): 3:11pm On Feb 27
cutesharon:
Election prep never start, fight don start. I hope this is not another LP type drama season. Nigeria needs a strong opposition party.
You registered in 2007 shocked

Good afternoon, ma
How have you been, ma?
RomanceRe: Lady Narrates Heartbreaking Story Of Sharing Her Boyfriend With Another Woman by EvilMerodack(m): 4:49pm On Feb 26
cheesy He must be the richest man in the world then to be able to pull this off and she must be so po-or and u-g-l-y- that she hasnt met and guy richer than him before.

If thats how easy it is to have women commit with money, the richest men in the world should have 50 women in their homes willing to stay. Bezos should have remain married or better still, this guy might be richer than Bezos
SpencerForbes:
The guy must have secured the bag already... grin Broke guys don't enjoy such benefits. There’s zero heartbreak here. Nobody forced her hand, so she should just count her losses and move on.
RomanceRe: It Seems Whatsapp Is No Longer A Good Medium To Woo Women by EvilMerodack(m): 4:43pm On Feb 26
SpencerForbes:
Lmao 🤣 Why the concern about my earnings or how I spend my time? As long as there’s progress (no matter the pace), that’s what matters. Everyone’s path isn’t the same, and I simply don't have the luxury of wasting time chitchatting with people who aren't adding value to my life.

Not everyone is born with a silver spoon or loves carrying it about. You can’t compare my background to Davido’s; he has the safety net to 'flex' and still be fine. For those of us building from zero without looking or seeking inheritance, time is the only capital we have. All fingers are not equal—what comes easy to some takes others years of grind. Right now, I have to be protective of my time and stay focused on the goal. When I’ve finally 'arrived,' there’ll be plenty of time for social talk, but for now, it’s strictly about the future.
Thats not the point. You started by talking about 'grind' and 'working online'. Apparently, its so obvious you are trying to let the OP know that people are busy with making money, but then you should have known that the OP is prolly a working class too and he would only chat this people up at his leisure, so somehow, your talks about grind is invalid.


I wouldnt want to be with anyone who cant spare one hour out of 24 to talk to me all because they are 'grinding' and thats why I'm asking if those grinding 24/7 are currently the richest, cause if not...
RomanceRe: It Seems Whatsapp Is No Longer A Good Medium To Woo Women by EvilMerodack(m): 3:41pm On Feb 26
SpencerForbes:
Everyone is focused on the grind now. Ladies are heavily into online marketing, trading, and various side hustles. Do you really expect them to drop all that just to start a 'talking stage'?

Time is money. Even as a guy, if I spend too much time chatting, I start feeling like I’m wasting my life. But the downside is this: once you reach the apex and the success starts showing, they start trooping in. At that point, you can't even love properly anymore because you’ll always feel they’re only there for the results of your hustle. This exact mentality is why Asake said it’s "Lonely at the Top."
I hope you are currently the richest man in the world now. Since you dint even have time for anything else, it would pain me if those who can still spare 1hour daily to chat their loved ones are still richer than you


I hope you make hundreds of dollars every second and thats why you do not have time to related with anyone

Una go dey talk like say others no dey hustle. Guy, if you work 24/7, then a whole lot is wrong
PoliticsRe: Early Results From FCT Area Council Elections by EvilMerodack(m): 11:33pm On Feb 21
tranxo:
In a corrupt system, those with noble intentions are hunted. But one day, the hunter will become the hunted.
Life has always been unfair. Read up about all the leaders and emperors in history, none got there by being noble

To be a leader, you need to play by the rule of the game, not how you think/want it to be played. If you can't do that, then you're too soft to lead a complex Nation and you can just go open an NGO or Charity organization

No world ruler got there by being noble, either in this century or before Christ
PoliticsRe: Early Results From FCT Area Council Elections by EvilMerodack(m): 6:04pm On Feb 21
MEGAWATCH:
IPOB is operating in the east..

Fulani herdsmen is now operating in Ondo and Kwara... They have already kidnapped two Obas and a civil defence man.

Which one of them should worry you the most?


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kwara isn't in SW and no herdsmen dey terrorize Ondo
Drop link to the news
PoliticsRe: Early Results From FCT Area Council Elections by EvilMerodack(m): 6:00pm On Feb 21
ddippset:
Someone who can feed your father, your mother and your entire generation,,, you are calling him demented?!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Tinubu you insult everyday rules over your father, mother and your entire generation

You can dish it but can't take it 😂
PoliticsRe: Release Nnamdi Kanu Or Return Him To Kenya, South East Monarch Tells Tinubu by EvilMerodack(m): 2:57pm On Feb 18
PUNANI01:
bla bla bla always, no prove! Bandïts are killing your people and kidnapping them on a daily basis and non had been charged to court. It will get to you some day.
Bandit in SW? Where u dey read your news?
PoliticsRe: King Charles To Host Nigeria's First UK State Visit In 37 Years by EvilMerodack(m): 11:36am On Feb 09
givedemwotowoto,Gidgiddy and Believeintruth all said Tinubu is unknown in the international community in 2023 and that they dont rate him. Since then, he's had dealings with Putin,XI Jinping, the USA on security and many more

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