European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 4:18pm On Apr 30, 2023 |
Trevor012: It's not everybody your curse will work on. Oil dey Haaland head 😂  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 9:53am On Apr 30, 2023 |
Amoto94: The same team with minor adjustments that Potter made us believe he was overachieving with is currently topping Chelsea courtesy of De Zerbi superior tactical nous. Rubbish talk. Compare the teams potter met with the one RDZ is currently with. And btw when potter left, Brighton were fourth on the table, still above chelsea.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 9:36am On Apr 30, 2023 |
andrew444: Chelsea football club have played 7 matches this April and scored only 1 goal
Andreas Christensen in this April 1 match and 1 goal
Chelsea is cursed
Anyway ,thanks for giving us danish maldini ,if you have any more player that’s having stomach ache and cramps like Christensen please do let us know No, it's impossible.. He's a ninny so there's no way he can be this good. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 7:27am On Apr 28, 2023 |
Ibime: The only match where we faced abnormal level of shots was Brighton game where we rested our first 11 for UCL 2nd leg
Every other match, we have faced less shots than the average match. Go and check most matches played this weekend, average no of shots is over 10. Shots on target is even better, for example, we only faced one shot on target yesterday
Our problem is clear - we have the 3rd best defensive record but the 5th worse attacking record. Boehly followed your ninny philosophy to the tee, buying weaklings all across our frontline including some of your named favourites, and I'm glad your favourite bogeyman Mason Mount wasn't around for it, otherwise you would have blamed him as usual.
As for Jogginghoe, the only DM that made 4,5,6 goals conceded a regular occurrence in Chelsea's modern history, good riddance to him. I no longer have to worry about conceding 5 goals to West Brom, 4 goals to Bournemouth or 4 goals to Brentford like we did in this same fixture last season. In 20 years, Makelele, Essien, Mikel, Matic, even Bakayoko never produced the level of disgusting scorelines he made a regular occurrence at Chelsea. He should enjoy his time on Arsenal bench. I don't give a fxck. Your guy is shite, worst manager I've ever seen |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 12:31am On Apr 27, 2023 |
Ibime: We have no problem with defensive structure but attacking structure
Good riddance to the DM who oversaw our 7 heaviest defeats in the last 20 years, across Sarri, Tuchel, Lampard and Potter, only one of which happened under Lampard. He should enjoy his prime on Arsenal bench 64 shots faced, 9 goals conceded, all in five games. We clearly have a problem with his defensive structure |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 12:03am On Apr 27, 2023 |
Incognito9: MR L 
L L L L L To think they used to blame jorginho for this clown lack of defensive structure |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 11:51pm On Apr 26, 2023 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 7:12am On Apr 19, 2023 |
zeusis: Excuse me, what was cucurella doing up that high trying to intercept a ball he was never going to win?? Lampard is just an amateur coach, everytime it keeps showing. There shouldn't be that much space between him and chalobah when he went to counterpress. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 9:43am On Apr 17, 2023 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 7:52am On Apr 17, 2023 |
iamoyindamola: Brooooo In 6 matches atleti won by lone goal in 4 which is typical atleti and won by 3-5 goals in 2 games which is also typical atleti Over the past 6 matches Felix is one of your top scorer but he’s also the problem 😂😂😂😂 Kai Kai is there, sterling is there, mudryk is also there but the problem is now Felix By next week we will see who’s at fault These guys will be looking like clowns when we get a serious manager. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 8:51pm On Apr 16, 2023 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 8:35pm On Apr 15, 2023 |
It's so easy to see who the usual scapegoats are on this thread.
Your team conceded 23 shots today (53 in the last 3 games). Instead of you to blame the manager, you're blaming the goalkeeper. Like I don't get it |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 5:11pm On Apr 13, 2023 |
BlueMann: Can't lie, spending big on Felix looks like it would be a complete waste of money. There is no need. Mudryk hasn't even played up to 100 career games yet how much did we pay for him with his lukaku esque first touch? This is not even a dig on mudryk but when a player with the type of talent felix has is available, you do everything to get him. I remember when arsenal fans were saying Ødegaard wasn't worth it after his first loan but look at him now, he's been one of the best players in the league this season. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 12:34am On Apr 13, 2023*. Modified: 1:01am On Apr 13, 2023 |
Ibime: Is that where the move started
What was he watching like ode from here?
Vinicius ran 15 yards, and he can't run 6 yards to pluck the ball
It's obvious you have never played organised 11 a side football before Stop dancing around. This is where the move started, what could he have possibly done here?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 12:14am On Apr 13, 2023 |
Ibime: Stop your whataboutism, shit always happens in football. You can even blame Felix or Sterling for losing the ball earlier if you are determined
We are talking about a repeated weakness. What would make Vinicius run from approximately 22 yards out, connect with the ball 7 yards out (a distance of about 15 yards) and Kepa who started the move 6 yards away is still on his goal line. The short man is always afraid to claim aerial balls. He is not good enough and must go in the next transfer window, simple What's he supposed to do here?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 11:18pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
Ibime: First goal, a keeper that commands his area will collect that ball from Vinicius head. That ball travelled 30 yards at slow pace to the edge of 6 yard box. Long ball that lands in 6 yard box is always the keepers ball
2nd goal he got a fingertip to it. If he was 3 inches taller, that ball would be on his palm, not his fingertips
I no want talk because we had other bigger problems today, but he offers us nothing. He is not good enough, simple You're very funny. James lost the ball, kovacic failed to close down his man but you want to blame kepa? Kepa is the only reason that scoreline wasn't embarrassing |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 10:59pm On Apr 12, 2023*. Modified: 12:00am On Apr 13, 2023 |
Itsrm: Sometimes I don't even know what the problem of this team is. The more we get rid of players that appear to be the problem, the worse we become.
Felix is the new scapegoat. Wait till his replacement (Nkunku) comes and it's the same story all over again. We have a good squad, we just need a serious manager to trim the squad down a little bit. At this point, enrique is looking like the best option from the guys we've been seriously linked to. We need a manager with a fixed formation to drill in patterns to most of these young players. None of this constant tinkering in the name of flexibility |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 9:58pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
Good result for us going forward.
Getting rid of that clown is the bigger priority |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 9:37pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
wman: Kepa and his short arms. Fofana can't close his legs |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 10:53pm On Apr 11, 2023*. Modified: 11:22pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 1:47pm On Apr 09, 2023 |
Ibime: Shut up you leprous clown
Potter has been playing the same thing for months, you were supporting him
After 2 training sessions, you want to blame new manager for not changing their useless habits
I will continue to blame short hand Kepa, and your eunuch weaklings Felix and Havertz, if you like cry me a river
Thank God you clowns have been crying for creative midfielder as the root of our problems. Today we have Felix, your favoured creative midfielder for the last 3 months and yet our goalscoring is worse.
I will keep saying it, forwards and wingers are supposed to make things happen in 1 v 1 situations, not waiting for any phantom playstation through-ball from midfielders
The long balls Enzo is sending to the wings and front line is enough to make any team score goals if they have wingers and strikers that can actually dribble or use their body to eke out an advantage or overload in duels, but nothing is to be expected from your weaklings Felix and Havertz unless they are given clean tap in. Get out of here with this rubbish. The same issues some us complained about when he was our manager for almost two years was still there yesterday. It doesn't matter if he had one training session or hundreds His defensive structure is still as bad, he can't coach an organized press and he can't make his team play centrally. Felix is an advanced playmaker not a high volume creator. That's why we were still going for arsen zakharyan even after we signed Felix.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 12:01pm On Apr 09, 2023 |
Bimffo: But Kepa is also part of the problem.
We can't build anything with Kepa, and Mendy is always have brain fart once in a match.
We need another goal keeper.
KEPA IS BRILLIANT, BUT HE IS TOO SHORT. I don't even rate kepa like that, I just think he's slightly better than mendy. When your team creates 0 big chances in a game, the blame should be on the manager not the goalkeeper for conceding a goal only few keepers can save |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 9:34am On Apr 09, 2023 |
Ibime: Another day, another long range strike against the Spanish dwarf with stunted hands
Colour me surprised As usual blame everyone but that clown of a manager |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 4:39pm On Apr 08, 2023 |
This game is a complete eyesore.
Atleast with potter we were creating chances, our only problem was conversion. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 3:44pm On Apr 08, 2023 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 08, 2023 |
Lampard OUT |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 2:24pm On Apr 06, 2023*. Modified: 2:43pm On Apr 06, 2023 |
Shameless people justifying appointing the worst manager in football history |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 4:07pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
Havertz10: key pass is a disingenuous name, it’s actually chance created
If someone has fewer key passes they aren’t creating chances, the whole aim of the game is to score goals, making effort to create such situations isn’t fugazi, it’s phonies like mount that use free kicks and corners to boost their numbers that gives it a bad rap. Key pass is just any pass leading to a shot and that's why it's a useless stat If a player takes a shot from outside the box, it counts as a key pass to whoever made the pass. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 10:46am On Apr 05, 2023 |
Amoto94: Joao Felix in 9 Premier League games for Chelsea this season:
- 6 Key passes - 1 Big Chance created
Kante in one game vs Liverpool - 3 Key passes - 2 Big chances created Key passes is a fugazi stat anyway |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 4:07pm On Apr 03, 2023 |
Ibime: Only you can recommend someone for Chelsea who has never managed outside Argentina, probably doesn't speak English sef. Gallardo ko, Gallardo ni. Stick to Playstation, this is real life He looks like our best bet tbh but I doubt the owners will go for him over someone like nagelsmann. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 9:42pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
Marcelo gallardo is currently free, we should be going for him |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 8:32pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
That's mount staying then |