₦airaland Forum

four nigerian men were been chase by fbi in the us. after a long run the nigeria men decided to hide themselves in a near by club full of black americans, when the fbi then get into the club they were confused, they did know who to arrest because almost everyone there were black. unfortunatly they took the light and not up to 45 seconds they brough the light back and four men jump up and shouted up NEPA UP NEPA immediately the fbi said arrested them they are nigerians.

The Niger Delta most popular musicians Timaya and Dunca Mighty have really tired in entertaining the nation with there music.
It has been very diffifult to tell which of this two have been able to make their names written on the international board. Today here is a question for Nigerians which of this musicians is the best when it comes to entertaining the country and the rest of the world in general.

the only thing that always bow is head, but raise is head up anything he think of going into a favorite dark hole. what is that?

just imagine u are a prefect, u WAKE UP late on a wenesday morning, so u HURRY UP to the bathroom took ur bath and ran back to ur room to DRESS UP and discover that are ur under wear (Pants) were MESS UP. So u went to school with only shirt, singlet, trouser(no pant). On the assembly ground where all student were LINE UP a stupid student was making noise, u got annoyed and walk to the student and told him to SHUT UP, but the student refuse u grow more annoyed, u pull out ur belt from ur trouser to wip the boy, before u know ur trouser fall from ur buttocks. eh ohhhhhhh...

A dull man went for an Interview to get a job, after 45 mins another gentle man came out of the interview hall, immediately the dull man ran to the gentle man and say; what was the answer to the question u were asked.
the gentle man said: 1. mike Obi 2. 1732 3. yes but it has not be scientifically proof.
then the dull man went into the hall for his own interview'
Interviewer: what is ur Name?
Dull man: Mike Obi
Interviewer: Your year of birth?
Dull man: 1732
Interviewer: what? are u that old? or are you crazy?
Dull man: yes . but it has not be scientifically proof.

A Nigeria man enter a plane with some foreginers as there journey progress a US man face a china man and said: my country is the best imagine we vote today and know the winner the next day.
the China man: My country is the best' we vote today and know the winner the same day.
the Nigeria man: just listen to yourself. My country (Nigeria) Is the best, before the election we already know the winner.