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Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

We never effectively maintain the roads we get, we dey talk of coastal highway that will pass through swampy terrain, with numerous bridges.

Man Utd and Sunderland no better mate any day.

Man Utd 4 Sunderland 0

Imagine we are privileged to have someone who drinks tea and Bournvita with Baba God, and Nigeria is suffering like this.

Ajaokuta Steel will bounce back soon.

One Naira will equal One Dollar soon.

Nigeria will become corruption-free soon.

For more jokes, text 419.

Beauty and the Beast.

There is freedom of association in Nigeria.
You can only negotiate with them.

Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin) or investments

Not our day.

We played very well but the result didn't go our way.
With what I saw, we have what it takes to beat any team in the world

Why is he suffering the dog?
No Calabar man in the neighbourhood?

atobs4real:
That's a very good development.
What a shame to the society to have sex with 100s of men

The law doesn't work like that.
You don't arrest people based on "shame to the society" else likes of Bobrisky would have been arrested.

Oya check the Constitution, at what point does it become a crime for a woman to sleep with multiple men?
Sleep with 2men?
Sleep with 3men?
Sleep with 4men?
...

These are the places that should be laying claim to the most amazing city in the world. Not that state that their elite inhabitants drink shít water as borehole water.

I hope they have gotten permission from our businessmen in the North aka Bandits.

This same Lekki wey the inhabitants dey drink sewage water as borehole water.

...and someone dey whine us say Lagos is the MOST AMAZING CITY IN THE WORLD.

Let's test their popularity here.

LIKE for Atiku
SHARE for Tinubu

The man know say na die be dat if dem deport him.
Able bodied men dey struggle to survive for Naija, talk-less of disabled.

Ok,
Now that we have stopped the over N2Tn Stolen Through Fraudulent Oil Subsidy, has the lives of average Nigerians become better.

You people will always be in support, even when Buhari was busy destroying the economy.

The only mortal who has drank tea with Baba God likes to feel like the alpha & omega of RCCG.

Welcome to Nigeria where...

You will pay for electric poles to draw light,

Contribute money to buy transformer,

Pay for neighbourhood Vigilante,

Dig your borehole +overhead tank,

Pay money to road committee to repair roads in the neighbourhood,

But solar panels, battery etc for light,

Save salary for years (or steal) to build a house, buy car etc

Pay so much for private hospitals & private schools.
....

&yet Tax is deducted from your salary.

Nigeria is a cesspit of corruption. Corruption in high and low places.

Wike is a symbol of Thuggery and Corruption. Tinubu should do away with him, but he won't because they are both birds of same feather.

Tinubu would obviously appoint his stooge.
But that will not save him from being kicked out of Aso Rock come 2027.

I believe Sowore when he said Wike Is A Dedicated Criminal, Murderer & Thief.

Wike is capable of any criminality.

Over to you NL...

LIKE, it is Fraud +Propaganda
SHARE, It is a good Social Intervention

The Tinubulation is real.
From top to bottom, e go touch everybody.