₦airaland Forum

Solofresh2:
All for clout

He is a narcissist.

Imagine him mocking Bobrisky when he braids his hair, wears earrings, and has big breast/chest... Any deliverance pastor would say both men shares the same effeminate spirit.

Like the stereotype of a women, VDM would die without attention.

He should leave the big city and move to a suburban area. He would find success with women (80% of whom are far more naturally beautiful than those who snubbed him).

You are in a luxury hotel, where you would find high-class sex workers and entitled girls.

newoffer:
A single room with monthly 5k rent now pays 12k.

The money is losing value.

Zimbabwe use to spend dollars and ran. May be we should start spending dollars and CFA. Then price of everything can be stable again (since we import).

helinues:
Toilet cleaner is now a proud job

Jesu, may we not come into this life to serve others

The only problem is, how can someone be a millionaire in Nigeria and then turn to toilet cleaner overseas. That is the hard adjustment... But the toilet cleaners already here can never reach there.

LordBiden:
But sorry a toilet cleaner wont be able to afford a home.

Even if he takes a mortgage it will take him like 35yrs.

Can our bank manger afford house in USA purely form their honest salary (without stealing)?... I know a toilet cleaner whos children are in private school here in Nigeria. I am sure they can return and buy house here.

Balistic4:
Good, the landing cost is #1150

After tricking labor to accept #70k or he will increase the price of fuel

Aswear, tinubu na evil genius, master planner. E too smart 🤡

Now those once are too busy with treason charges to complain.

Slow introduction.

They have already indirectly told us the price they are aiming for... 500 naira more to go.

Emma09:
My Korope as side hustle to the rescue. I still dey flex for village o. When I enter Lagos, hustle don start. I no worry. If dem like make dem make am #5k per litre, Na passengers go suffer am. All of us go get sense by force.

People would stop traveling. Money doesn't fall from trees. If you don't have, you don't have.

Ask any transport worker, they are struggling.

Government should just redesign our cities like Europe where everything is in one location or their is train. Let us walk, use bicycles or buy tickets.

This is not sustainable at all.

I need to find a west African country that is not hostile towards Nigerians.

Saskay44:
What happening bruhh Omo No be life person day live for this country

Just serving punishment.

December annual scarcity have not yet come. So by December we would be buying 2k/litter from black market?

You made a very stupid mistake.

Now take responsibility by willing to pay for the police or new phone.

The way they grab you, you grab the venue. Let their manager explain why they are using both their business name and location for robbery.

You can't buy fuel at filling station with 400 naira. Their machine wouldn't pump... If it reaches 1300/litter that means you must have at least 650 or no fuel. 500 would become joke.

Judolisco:
I bought at 950 yesterday.... Nigerians are very patient and can adjust to anything.... It's not good.... I don't know whether to call it patience or stupidity....

It is checkmate/blackmail.
You endured during Buhari, why can't you endure during Tinubu.

Buhari's first year in office was failure but no one questioned him (left country on autopilot for 6 months).

Now petrol stations would read this and increase prices.

No need to go to work because we are now slaves to the oil companies giving them over 80% of our income.

I saw a conductor packing dirt because people don't travel as much and so his boss let him go most days of the week.

Even within town, 1k to buy something 3km away and back.

Truthsave:
The reason why Nigeria can never work or be a country, evil minded people everywhere 🤮

You know how politicians use religion and tribe, that is how the civil service is nationwide. Nigeria can never be great again. The system itself is poop. I use to think it's only on Nairaland, no... They covertly do it in real life in their offices (and the same mentality of loot dry if you can get away with it).

Evil is an understatement. There are thousands of my countrymen that don't know me but want me dead or subjugated due to me ethnicity. That's a fact. Publicly they smiles.

phorget:
Who's pledging allegiance to Ekpa? And why would you attach Indigenous People of Biafra to one element that calls himself Ekpa? The struggle for Biafra have been on even before Ekpa so Ekpa doesn't represent Biafra.

Even Kanu is a grifter.

He says bullshit and makes empty threats. Don't want to live in a country where that guy is a hero (meaning the majority are blind).

bluebay:
If army catch you, they will peel it off with hot pressing iron or hot cutlass.

From the quality of the tattoo. He is not in Nigeria.

That might cost 500k naira.

Sonfethopia:
At 15 years I have not even realized I had a D. Sex was far from my small head. I was still playing cover bottle soccer with my neighbor and sneaking out to play football with my friends.

At 12 we already know what sex.

There was a novel recommend by the school calls sacrifice that was about prostitution.

You either self-service, or find some money and give the 3 or 4 girls that are whores and foooq.

This boy is already a problem to society. He can't be freed.

Malawian:
Lock him up in a self contained room. Pass his food through a door. After few weeks, he will completely withdraw from the effects
of the drugs. You can then release him. Make sure the bathroom is not with a bath basin so he does not drown himself.

It take more than one month for him not to run straight to taking it when he is freed... And a mechanic has the brain/straight to escape through the ceiling. They need proper rehab with concrete and bars... If he eat 1k food a day, paying rehab 30k a month is nothing.

ICE is too expensive so how long before he start stealing?

It's not the weed, it's he ICE.

Minimum of 6 months rehab (go to NDLEA DDRD program, I think it is less than 30k a month). Depending on how hooked he is, he would come close to death why it is good he surrounded by other junkies that has been there done that.

Poor men disturbing poor men.

Hashtag Do NOT End Bad Governance 👍🏿

CyrusVI:


This is one of the positives i took from the protest. There were any reported cases of banditry during those periods and thats because people were gathered around each corners of the street in their hundreds...Who go fit face them?


Now, Northerners should stop being cowards and use the residual anger from the protest to attack these bandits...You cant be a slave forever in your own land

Tha Russian flag zeal can be turned on the bandits.

Hospital that generates money the very day it opens.

At least he has something that can protect him.

Had it been they did not post it on the internet, life would go on, no one would know how he obtained it... Shekau had more than 6 of them.

Kingking001:
Maked name no affect d pikin in the future ooo.i come in peace

He has limit the child to the Igbo side and outside Nigeria (if they can get a passport).

The DSS that likes trivia things would start from the naming ceremony.

immortalcrown:
Kidnappers and robbers in uniform.

Usually na soldier (why states near Kaduna are Kidnappers hot spots).

Earn "money"

Survival or riches?... because the last time I checked, 70% of informal-workers are not using their certificate anyways.

A few days ago. I bought 3 of that for 800 but I think the girl did not know what she was doing and I was late and had to go.

Pickieox:
Oyakhilome is now over 105million richer, lol🤣🤣🤣

Money dey work, baboon dey chop

What can he buy again?
May be buy more designer cloths and increase his girlfriends allowances?

Why give to the rich?1