₦airaland Forum

GossipHeart:
The most successful, most educated, the tribe with the highest number of millionaires, the most peaceful tribe.

Guess what tribe

Ibos

most educated and most successful... I laugh in KANURI

What's your own measure of success.

Ok

See them enemy of the nation. IPODS food is ready come in and FIST!

That person is suffering from a mental disorder. Why not be a man and date woman instead of transforming to a woman and dating woman.

KINGwax007:
I agree with u: he has no regard for human lives. but you see, the 20k u quoted is just a joke compared to the total after Niger Delta is invaded!

hai! Small small now bro. You will not gain anything from lying.

MrSly:
ignoramus, everything in life has law. Using starvation and killing civilians during war is crime not tactics.

I do not support such ( starvation of children and old people) but that what you get when you go to war you are not prepared for.

todayboy:
Arrangee militants
See as the are happy in the pix they know army will release them tommorow after this photoshoot
That's how they released the fake chibok girl and hide her from the public the next day
Take a look at the picture the guys are happy and don't look like ijaws
Democracy day lie spotted

Ipod alert

Ajibel:
What's wrong with some Nigerians? When news comes in that NDA carried out an attack, they jubilate, but when the hear the NA has foiled an attack or arrested some suspects, they begin to call it lies and propaganda?

Don't mind them they are all IPODs. Enemy of the country.

kodded:


















lies upon lies

ipod alert

voiceofdelta50:
sweet news

IPOD Alert.

Gombs:
1. Note the name of the guy in charge

2. Note what was said to have been discovered, yet no pictures.

3. Note, they aren't even sure of what there's doing. I don't know if it's bad journalism or real desperate moves by the military to put some shine on Democracy day.

4. The last bold statement made me hiss, what kind of reasoning do we have in our security outfits? If these guys are really criminals but not the NDA, do you know what it would do in the ranks and file of NDA? They'd get supper careful, clinical and ruthless. Lies won't win that war..


Summary:
[size=14pt]you pipu shuu Kontinu desiving Nigerians.[/size]

IPOD alert

All hail Real Madrid... Real Madrid all Hail.

Kids. Stupid kids.

Allahu Akbar

Sugarhugs:
Hey guys, my cousin whose a jambite says he wants to purchase a change of school/course form from jamb to change his first choice of school from unilag to uniibadan, says he doesn't like unilag and that his dad made him choose it and now he wants to change, and he his asking me what I think, guys help me advise him, unilag or uniibadon which is better,?

UNILAG all the way...Damn! Has anyone ever told you you are tooooooooo pretty?

It was lent out.

The Guy bleeped up big time. Why threatening a senior staff. WTF

Exam is coming up on monday. You refuse to allow students into the Hall Of Residence. Have you forgotten that some of these students don't stay in Lagos? What do you want them to do? Sleep under bridges? Nooo. They will have to "crash"(sleep) somewhere in the campus. OPERATION CRASH ANYWHERE

I know thread like this cannot make frontpage but anyhow sha if it makes FP contact me on ........... I repeat ...........

what!

one thing is still missing. huge bullalla

the hell! are those those butts?

sleemoon:
Hey guy... No try dat kain tin again ooo... U wan gv us heart attack unto say m not watchn d match

hahahahahaha! E pain am E don fear.

EBORA OF OWU.

TANTUMERGO007:
it is in their blood

And criminality is in your own blood.

GAOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. When the Bleep is Rashford the magic boy!!! Man U go hear whin today.

Oliviaarims:
Lol. JAMB question!

You try sha but I'm strict when it comes to scoring people. I score you (7/10)

Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone!

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too?

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant this is the funniest
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut?

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen

wait! Who tell you say you fine?

Signing ton to dikeh was a dumb fu*k move by dbanj