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chatinent:
Sounding like the fake pastors in Nigeria.

What relationship does America or the Isreal today have with God? Isn't the Isreal today an American creation?

It's spelt Israel not Isreal.

See Abure wey dey talk.
You get your own for body.

50K people nor know youin Nigeria before Peter Obi come labour party.


Therefore, shift!

As Abure nor wan get sense,e go chop labour party alone...


Na so!

In the Olden days men nor dey take plate go kitchen.
But since this contemporary time,some men nor only take plate go kitchen but also dey wash am, especially those men wey nor get financial resources.

Deeprooted:
I am the type that buys whatever I come across deemed good for the family, especially while on road trip.

I noticed each time I tell my wife the actual price of the items I bought, she always complain I was cheated by the seller.

These are items you hardly can get within the city center.

The issue now is that, I'm now scared of telling her the true worth of the items I recently got while returning from South South. It was a road trip so I bought plenty cheap food stuff.

Madam say I no Sabi price. I just tire.
These are stuff I considered very very cheap.

Who the experience the same thing abeg ?

Na now you dey know.
Therefore,you be young man.
When you buy anything and she asks of the price, please tell her,half the price of what you bought.
That will make her happy 😊😁

Person wey una arrange for 3rd but una nor rest even after two years.


If una dey do well,the common people no go want make una get out.

Make una wait.
May be in 2036 dem go pay una or give una the apartments.

Super Eagle of 94 when dem give dem their own.Nor be after over a decade.

Very unnatural death.
Fear Nigeria.
Dem go run you street in physical or spiritual.

(1)Know the sexual history of any partner you are about to date through lab. tests, making rvt compulsory if you intend to consolidate the relationship(genotype is inevitable for compatibility).

(2)Don't smoke,don't do drugs and drink moderately.

(3) Prioritize protein in food,hence never loose your muscle mass.Therfore, exercising is very good.

(4)When you show interest in a woman,let it be reciprocal. Action and reaction are equal but opposite.Never force it.

(5)Tell nobody your progressive plan in life, except the person is a catalyst to it and always take everyone by surprise.

(6)Never date a broke girl.

(7) Avoid a greedy girl in relationship.

( Live within your means and don't copy anyone.

(9)Never regret and take things the way they are as it could have been worse.

(10)You are alone in the world,so treat yourself well.

(11)Never give up.

(12) Have different streams of income.

(13) Prioritize safety in whatever you do.

(14) Avoid extremists.

**Do your best nor be power.
Believe in God.

The pictures na sapa difference.
Nothing more!

Dem know say if them punish the girl severely people go ask what of Kwam1?
Dem wan dey flexible with the girl so that
Kwam1 go rest.

Kastonkastroll:
hahaha you mean say seun na akagum. Hahaha!!! My hand no dey oooh

Na super glue😊

Kastonkastroll:
Is like these tiktok people are cashing out from that app if not how will the government tax this boy so much. Of course I know tiktok pays some of them just like YouTube and Facebook, but I never knew the tiktok people cash out this big.


Na to go buy ring light and better camera phone suppose be my next plan. 💃 🕺 Dancing on tiktok; here I come!

And Oga seun, when will nairaland start paying us for our comments and gbas-gbos we drop here. Is high time you start paying us

Seun nor dey give shishi till eternity.
The man is tight fisted.

pharmagba:
Tambuwal need to speak for himself.
Well done EFCC

Ameachi and his wife case is next

What about Okowa?
His sins have been forgiven since he joined APC from PDP.

God go continue to bless Peter Obi well well.
If not Peter Obi many people for go unemployed.
People like one man wey marry Ethiopian woman,one H person here,one Y person,one S person here and numerous to mention.
If not Peter Obi,hunger for don kpai dem

Reno Omorkri nai insult Tinubu prior to 2023 election.
Called Tinubu drug lord and so many negative names.
Hunger wire am,e brain reset come direct am to Peter Obi.
Therefore,na Peter Obi give Reno and other APC online rats employment.


Throw jab at Obi,you are automatically employed.


Rest in peace Hungerbad.

Airtel 18GB for 6K is good.

That's my regular to surf the Internet.

Warmaterial:
Ghana you hear on the news is different from the Ghana you will see when you land.

Ghana is a very peaceful country, nobody will harass you in Ghana they are not like Nigerians that look for trouble unless you start misbehaving.

I have lived there before precisely Accra for good 2 years plus. To be sincere with you if you live in Ghana for one month you won't like to live in Nigeria again.

A lot of Nigerians are doing well there, majority of them married Ghanaians.

Even the ones that are into Cyber games can never think of relocating back to 9ja, because you can't compare Ghana police or immigration with Nigerian police.

You mean Ghana police are better than one country police wey take civilians as enemies.?

Selective justice is not democracy.
Double standard is not democracy.

In APC government led by a man from Osun state, Kwam 1 is bigger than Nigerian law.
But,a person from another tribe, committed a lesser of the same offence was instantly thrown in prison.

It's tells you something
1) tribalism at play here.
2) level of connection

With this kind of justice system,make una talk how this country go better.

Na only ewure or nama go criticize Peter Obi for wetin he talk for this matter.

Softmirror:
I agree with Peter Obi on this 1,000,000% Justice must be fair but then Obi's double standard when it comes to over looking the evil deeds in Anambra most especially makes what he is saying meaningless.

You leave fire for house dey pursue rat.

Softmirror:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... breathe in out in again out. Hmmm 🧐

Why are you noSing around?

This matter is very common.
I know of a guy,home problem brought him back from US more than 12 years ago
(he spent more than 20 years in US)
He has a son and daughter there.
In future, they may start looking for him.

Funny guys!
The hippo most guys would choose is as deadly as others.

Take your deadly deal.I nor do.


If the hippo grab any part of your body, with wide mouth and very long teeth.
Sorry be ya name.
I think you don chew carrot before?
Na so ya bone go be for e mouth.

Dazzay:
I'll survive hippopotamus so far I can run faster than him.

You can't run faster.
Distance between you and hippo is a factor.

I threw away an airtel sim card because of disturbances from wrong number people especially hausas..
Perhaps, it was a reassigned sim but they kept on making me uncomfortable especially at night.
A man called sometime ago,he was speaking the hausa language.
I replied instantly with English language and said wrong number.
I don't know, if he understood fully what I said but his response was funny.
He responded by saying, "wrong numba!"
He said with the intonation as if I was the one that called.
I hung up instantly rather than waste my time endlessly.
What accelerated my throwing away the sim was a persistent night caller.
What puzzled me was that as soon as I answered the call, there will be dead silence at the other end.
When I discovered that it was deliberate, I had to do the needful to get peace.
I bought another airtel sim.
Till date, nothing of such has happened.

It's common with reassigned sim.

JuanDeDios:
I don't think she's old though. They're just pregnant. And all that money on the ground - I hope EFCC doesn't clamp all three in jail tonight.

Efcc dey select customer.

helinues:
They should all go and take lecture from that boy from Uganda who knows most of the past Africa history.

We should have passed the stage of hurting ourselves.

Are you talking about 11 years old Acot Emmanuel?

Softmirror:
Imagine Oyo State alone getting the allocation of 5states altogether to build Oyo State. Wouldn't the development in Oyo State make a great difference in the whole of Nigeria so much that the indigenes of Oyo State will be so proud of themselves bearing their state of indigene and doing as much as possible to remain at home?

The whole of South East equals Oyo State and with 5 Governors. I wonder why is that region what it is that people are not happy to claim their region except been obsessed with Lagos?

You leave fire for house dey pursue rat.

We said it earlier.
South must complete 8 years

Wether Obi or Tinubu, does not matter.


In 2031,
North can roll out their drums.

Make am talk am direct,
Atiku Abubakar rest.