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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by femialade(m): 11:12am On Jul 21, 2016

I was so Hungary that i had to kill a Turkey

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by femialade(m): 8:45am On Jul 21, 2016

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by femialade(m): 9:45pm On Jul 20, 2016

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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TV/Movies › Re: Empire Season 3 Is Coming, Everything You Need To Know About The Movie by femialade(m): 12:12pm On Jul 20, 2016

TeaYMize:
Witches of East End has just 2 seasons.....n its been cancelled already

Same with d tomorrow people.

TV/Movies › Re: Supernatural: Why Do Angel Castial Always Come Back From The Dead by femialade(m): 12:03pm On Jul 20, 2016

I had such question on my mine until God finally revealed himself in season 11. Its God that has been bringing him back in order to help d Winchesters

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by femialade(m): 11:07am On Jul 20, 2016

Have you ever tried to eat aclock ? It's very time consuming.

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Romance › Re: Some Benefit Of Being Single by femialade(m): 3:10pm On Jul 15, 2016

I don't see how being in a relationship stop u from achieving all u stated above.
Sometimes lack of commitment,fear and inferiority complex is d reason y most of remain single for a long time

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Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Mr Nairaland Contestant by femialade(m): 2:45pm On Jul 15, 2016

photoshoot:
Lol, gbogbo eleyii kolewerk... Na the op fit work Make she show face

badt guy

Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Mr Nairaland Contestant by femialade(m): 2:36pm On Jul 15, 2016

photoshoot:
Lol, sir, wetin I see there pass zobo ooo

Hahahaha... then mix it with kunnu. lobatan

Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Mr Nairaland Contestant by femialade(m): 2:28pm On Jul 15, 2016

photoshoot:
Your profile picture just made me weak

Bro drink chilled zobo

Literature › Re: Flames Of Desire by femialade(m): 8:15pm On Jul 12, 2016

Angelsss:
OK...tnx
I really appreciate this...am happy you still enjoyed yourself amidst the blunders...
I have taken note and would make improvements on my new stories...
thanx a lot

You are welcome. .. More grease to ur elbow

Literature › Re: Flames Of Desire by femialade(m): 10:39pm On Jul 11, 2016

Just finished reading the story. .. U did a very good job.
I noticed somethings and it will be cool if u take note.
1. Proof reading: U really need to take ur time to edit and proofread ur story b4 posting. I saw some repetition which makes d story look confusing at a point.
2. I noticed u mistaken some name for another e, g Uchenna for Ikenna and Ola for lara. Try to rectify that.
3. Ending: It seems u rushed d ending a bit and fail to explain some part to an understandable extent. An example is how d doctor made a mistake with Eno's test, how Ikenna got infected, when Temi sent his daughter to someone even though he was sitting quietly etc.

Literature › Re: Flames Of Desire by femialade(m): 11:58am On Jul 07, 2016

Angelsss:
yes dear....and you are very smart to notice that mistake o, it shows you follow d story.thnx

U r welcome. More grease to ur elbow

Literature › Re: Flames Of Desire by femialade(m): 10:40am On Jul 07, 2016

I can't explain how deep I fell in love with this story..
From ur descriptive skill to ur expository skills, u really got me wowed. I noticed u mistaken Ikenna for Uchenna towards d end of episode 21.
Good job!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Doubt If True Love Can Be Found Online by femialade(op): 5:14pm On Jun 25, 2016

singlessubway:
Look beyond your eye and you will reach it

Ok sir

Romance › Re: He's Just Too Nice, I Need Your Advise Please by femialade(m): 2:02pm On Jun 24, 2016

AniemaEniye:
Hello Nairalanders,

I hope this script find you all well. I'll try as much as I can to be brief.

I met this guy around April 2015 and we attend the same Church here in PH. First we became friends and along the line, it became emotional. The guy is 8 years older than me. At first I thought he's one of those bandwagon of "eat and run" guys, but what keep me wandering till date is that this guy have not for once ask of sex from me (despite the fact that we are always together alone). He's just too nice to me as well, he always try to meet my needs (even when I don't ask). He seem to be concern most about the future and how we both can make a family together. I've asked severally why he's this nice to me, he said he can't really explain how I won his heart. I'm kind of worried and disturbed about this, don't you think he might be up to something fishy? I need your advise pls.

Mod please help me move to FP

U shud be grateful to God for giving u everything u want in a man. Being good or nice doesnt mean he is up to something, when a guy is truly in love with a lady , there is nothing he can't do for her.
Don't create problem where there is none. Wish u luck

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Doubt If True Love Can Be Found Online by femialade(op): 8:25am On Jun 19, 2016

singlessubway:
Its a forum.
No bans, even if your are banned reasons are given, same also for editing, instant messaging pkua you have a suggestion box, can you beat that?

I prefer where there is law n order, and all this u stated still doesn't make it a better forum or make d members better than we have here. It's still same old story.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Doubt If True Love Can Be Found Online by femialade(op): 10:50pm On Jun 18, 2016

singlessubway:
Try www.mitacy.com

Didn't say I'm searching, was just saying my mind. More so, what differentiate ur site from other social media platforms?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › I Doubt If True Love Can Be Found Online by femialade(op): 10:16pm On Jun 18, 2016

I've read so many testimonies of people who met online and it leads to marriage, but with everything I've seen on social media this days, I doubt if there will be much testimonies.
Social networks such as NL, FB, twitter, Instagram etc are filled with liars and pretenders, thieves, ritualistic etc this days.
I just pity the serious ones who are hoping to meet a right partner online due to their busy schedule. The bad have tainted d reputation of the good ones. May God help us all

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Technology Market › Re: 320gb External Hdd For Sale In Ibadan by femialade(op): 10:05pm On Jun 14, 2016

Canme4u:
3k Oga

nah

Technology Market › Re: 320gb External Hdd For Sale In Ibadan by femialade(op): 9:25pm On Jun 12, 2016

Canme4u:
Do you have them in bulk or u just want to sell only 1?

Wanna sell only 1

Technology Market › Re: 320gb External Hdd For Sale In Ibadan by femialade(op): 9:05pm On Jun 12, 2016

Canme4u:
Do you have them in bulk or u just want to sell only 1?

Wanna sell only 1

Technology Market › Re: 320gb External Hdd For Sale In Ibadan by femialade(op): 9:04pm On Jun 12, 2016

Canme4u:
Do you have them in bulk or u just want to sell only 1?

Wanna sell only 1

Technology Market › Re: 320gb External Hdd For Sale In Ibadan by femialade(op): 6:03pm On Jun 11, 2016

femialade:
320Gb external hard drive it's going for 5.5k call me on 08132331998 or whatsapp

Technology Market › Re: Tecno Phantom A3 For Sale or swap In Ibadan Sold Sold by femialade(op): 1:18pm On May 28, 2016

femialade:
Perfectly working, 6 inches,1gb ram, 16gb rom, 13mp camera. Price- 24k Call or whatsapp : 08132331998 Smile wifi and 320gb external HDD also available

Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by femialade(m): 10:57pm On May 27, 2016

Wanna swap my Phantom A3 + 320gb external HDD for a nice Samsung phone

Romance › Re: This Nairalander Won't Stop Looking At Me..is She Inlove? by femialade(m): 7:26pm On May 27, 2016

This is what happen when u eat too much pepper without tomatoes... Smh

Technology Market › Re: Tecno Phantom A3 For Sale or swap In Ibadan Sold Sold by femialade(op): 6:52pm On May 27, 2016

Available

Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by femialade(m): 10:02am On May 26, 2016

latiephwald:
Gat clean white q5 to swap with your A3. 09056663884. Let's talk whatsapp

I prefer an android phone

Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by femialade(m): 7:08pm On May 25, 2016

selfmadeOLX:
I need your external hard drive.. But am in Lagos .. I also need a Samsung Galaxy J7.. Camon C8.. Gionee m5 and a Huawei Mate 7 .. Quote if you have any.

Except u have someone in ibd

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