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TV/Movies / Re: Primetime Emmys Awards 2013: Categories, Nominees & Winners by femooshad(m): 7:02pm On Sep 23, 2013
Fourcade: >Outstanding Drama Series
**WINNER Breaking Bad

>Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama
Series
**WINNER Claire Danes, Homeland

>Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama
Series
**WINNER Jeff Daniels, The
Newsroom cool cool

> Outstanding Supporting Actress in a
Drama Series
**WINNER Anna Gunn, Breaking
Bad

> Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy
Series
**WINNER Jim Parsons, The Big
Bang Theory


Breaking Bad deserves the outstanding drama series ... but Bryan Cranston shoulda won the lead actor in a drama series award ... b s
Family / Re: Are Men Obsessed With 'Plenty Of Fish In The Sea' Idea? by femooshad(m): 5:32pm On Sep 23, 2013
dayokanu: I tend to agree that there are more eligible women than men. Maybe this is where the assertion comes from

e.g if 10 boys and 10 girls were born

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On the men side

1 might have died in hustle e.g trekking to Europe, car racing, Peddling drugs, Oil bunkering and other high risk stuff men engage in

1 might have died in war or street violence

1 might be in jail.

1 might be GAYY

1 might think he needs to acquire the whole world before he marries since he doesnt have a biological clock

1 might just be an eternal playboy who think he is Gods gift to ALL women

1 might just be a bum who wouldnt work or get an education and just laze around which many women dont find attractive

Leaving the pool of eligible men with just 3 guys
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On the female side

-Women dont die as much because they naturally avoid high risk ventures.
-Dont go to war and dont do gangsterism,
-They dont go to jail as much,
-The notion of the biological clock puts a time pressure on them
-The society frowns at "Playgirls" as against playboys
-Most cultures dont expect much economic power from the woman so even a woman without 1 Naira sees herself as eligible unlike a man who might not be economically eligible even with 5million in his account

Therefore we might still have 7-8 eligible women

So ratio 3:7


what if the 10 girls are prostitutes. .. #justsaying

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Romance / Re: Things You Need To Know About 'Office Romance'. by femooshad(m): 7:24pm On Sep 20, 2013
Okija_juju: Pros & Cons of Office Romance

Pros..


1. You get to see your babe all the time so you know she aint out there triffling whilst you are sweating hard at work.
2. You know how much she makes and vice versa, so she can respect herself and stop asking you for money.
3. You know she gets paid so you can borrow money from her.
4. You can get sex almost anytime you want it.. Plus, there is no sex greater than office sex.. #Bucketlist number 2.. after number 1 sex with triplet Persian virgins..
5. The occasional smooches..
6. She gets to bring you home cooked lunch everyday.
7. Its easy to import her for the night. No long thing, just wait for work to finish, put her in your car and drive her home for the weekend.


Cons

1. Now she can track you... #Monitoring Spirit mode..
2. No more under-gee packages..
3. She knows when money has entered your account, so you cant lie to her.
4. She knows your salary, so when she says she wants a Z30 for the 6 weeks anniversary of your relationship, She knows you can afford it.
5. Its easy for her to move in with you.. Afterall, you both have the same route to work 5 days a week.
6. In a break-up, you are screwed for life.. The whole fvcking office would be turned against you.
7. If your Oga finds out, you are in trouble.. Especially if he has been eyeing her since.
8. Over Familiarity..
9. Higher chances of her carrying belle for you..





CON NUMBER 5 and 7 though .... got me cracked up
Car Talk / Re: Do You Drive Auto Transmission With One Foot Or Both? by femooshad(m): 6:03pm On Sep 20, 2013
lol... comedians everywhere cheesy
Romance / Re: Your Breakup Experiences With Someone You Really Loved?? by femooshad(m): 6:02pm On Sep 20, 2013
been following this thread since yesterday. .. nice one @OP
Nairaland / General / Re: 30-story Building Built In 15 Days by femooshad(m): 8:10pm On Sep 13, 2013
this was 2011 ... the current feat the company that did this want to achieve is to build a fortress that can house about 15,000 people in 3 months .. they have taken engineering to a whole new level
Education / Re: 2013/2014 CHEVRON/AGBAMI National University Scholarship by femooshad(m): 7:48pm On Sep 10, 2013
Olsey: Please note that the result of the Agbami aptitude test has not been released and candidates are yet to be awarded.
Candidates who have checked their status on the Agbami scholarship portal are advised to disregard any information gotten as the portal is currently under maintenance.
Please be assured that candidates will be contacted via sms and e-mail once the process is completed.
http://www.scholarship-nigeria.com/2013/02/20132014-agbami-scholarship-national.html


@olsey wow!!!
Romance / Re: Fake Hymen For Sale In Abuja From N9,000 to N15,000 by femooshad(m): 7:33pm On Sep 10, 2013
lol... this just got me cracked up!




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