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Six Jokes - Six Laughs:
No1 A man was so jealous of his newly
born
baby that he put poison on the wife's
nipples
while she was asleep.The next day, their
driver died of poisoning.
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No2 A man is dying of cancer, but
keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His
son
asked Dad why?He answered, so that
when I
am dead, no one will sleep with your
mum. *************** ***************
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No3 A lady lost three panties in her
house and
blamed her maid in front of the
husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you
know I
never wear panties.*******
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No4 Couple is having a quickie and
their 6 year old catches them,Son: "What are
you
doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m
putting
petrol on your Mom."Son: "Haauu -
Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking
too
much petrol cause Mr Arthur has put in
yesterday." Mother fainted!
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*** No5 A man went to the pub with his
wife.When he left for the counter to buy
drinks a prostitute approached his wife
&
whispered:"You must DEMAND cash
before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
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No6 - Classic An 8 year old boy is
accused of
rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick
out as evidence saying, "Your honour
see this,
can he rape* with this tiny tot?The boy
whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the
case!" for more jokes goto www.facebook.com/akporsdajoker

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